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Poll: Which do you prefer?
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Topic: So, el pollo
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-05-2004 01:48:30 AM
JUST BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY ;POLL; IN MEXICAN! YES, I KNOW THAT'S CHICKEN! THIS ISN'T ABOUT CHICKEN! SHUT UP!

So, I've been getting some idears lately. I got positive feedback from Ninja Theater and BlackMage has my PM box full of offers for sexual favors if I continue it. People also seemed to like Bajah's parody of Treasure Island.

So, I've got this cool-ass idea, but I want to get some audience fucking feedback before I try it, see? Let me know what you think.

If you feel the need to give in-depth answers, give them heah.

Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 01-05-2004 01:50:14 AM
Was Ninja Theatre the one where you killed us all and bombed the island I was on when i first came to the boards? That rocked.

[ 01-05-2004: Message edited by: Zeke the Final Fencer ]

"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-05-2004 01:50:38 AM
I'd like to see some more serious stuff, with comedy as a tracer.

Arabian Nights sounds interesting, like it could have gypsies!

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-05-2004 01:52:01 AM
quote:
Zeke the Final Fencer had this to say about Tron:
Was Ninja Theatre the one where you killed us all and bombed the island I was on when i first came to the boards? That rocked.

That was "Parcelan vs. The World." You won't see much of that, since I killed everyone.

nem-x
posted 01-05-2004 01:54:02 AM
You'll vote 4 and like it!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-05-2004 01:56:03 AM
MAY I POINT OUT that the fourth option is for nem-x only. THERE CANNOT BE TWO NEM-Xs! See?

Also, please give an answer to one of the top three, because it would really help me. rly rly

So stay

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-05-2004 01:58:21 AM
Arabian Nights.

I got burnt out on Ninja Theatre.

Comedy is good too though, but I had to choose Arabian Nights. *nods*

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-05-2004 01:59:42 AM
everyone loves gypsies
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-05-2004 02:04:09 AM
This Arabian Knights idea intrigues me! Make it happen, and I'll see to it that you're showered in booze and horny coed girls of all nationalities!*


*whatever. like I'll make that happen. But Arabian Nights does seem cool!

[ 01-05-2004: Message edited by: Xyrra ]

Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 01-05-2004 02:25:03 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when King Parcelan wrote:
That was "Parcelan vs. The World." You won't see much of that, since I killed everyone.

Perfectly sensical but uh...which one is Ninja Theater then? I probably missed it at some point.

"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-05-2004 02:26:54 AM
quote:
Zeke the Final Fencer impressed everyone with:
Perfectly sensical but uh...which one is Ninja Theater then? I probably missed it at some point.

You did. Maybe someone can link you to its majesty.

Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 01-05-2004 02:43:12 AM
I found it!
"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-05-2004 03:44:00 AM
Arabian Nights.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-05-2004 04:22:27 AM
the arabian nights is cool and all, but I'm going with Ninja Theatre because I'd like to see that back in action.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-05-2004 10:16:04 AM
No chicken? Trickery!! Deceit!! You shall rue the day you trifled with me Parcelan, mark my words!

I vote 2 omgz

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-05-2004 10:24:12 AM
Aaaarabian Nights, like Arabian Days, are often enough, hotter than hot, in many most unusual ways!!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-05-2004 10:28:46 AM
quote:
Katrinity was listening to Cher while typing:
Aaaarabian Nights, like Arabian Days, are often enough, hotter than hot, in many most unusual ways!!

Combination hookah and coffee maker! WILL NOT BREAK!

*tink tink*

It broke

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-05-2004 10:34:28 AM
quote:
Sakkra stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Combination hookah and coffee maker! WILL NOT BREAK!

*tink tink*

It broke


<dances with Sakkra> ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-05-2004 04:17:10 PM
I voted Arabian Nights!
D Spot
Pancake
posted 01-05-2004 05:33:35 PM
I vote Ninja theater. BlackMage showed it to me awhile ago, it was awesome
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-05-2004 06:42:46 PM
More Ninja theater plz

And it's el sondeo.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 01-05-2004 07:12:39 PM
Ninja Theatre raped my orange juice
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-05-2004 07:16:34 PM
Whoa...12 nem-xes...nem-xi...



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-05-2004 07:44:27 PM
Stick with comedy. Ninja Theater was pretty retarded. Comedy is much more your forte.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-05-2004 08:14:40 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Lyinar Ka`Bael wrote:
Stick with comedy. Ninja Theater was pretty retarded. Comedy is much more your forte.

y

y u so crool

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-05-2004 08:57:14 PM
How about finishing Sons of Kunark?

but if you won't, I voted 2

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-05-2004 09:13:42 PM
I vote Ninja Theater, primarily because it isn't comedy.

Y'see, the thing is, comedy is an amazing thing. You can turn a really crappy day into the best 24 hours of your life, and all it takes is a good comedian. But the thing is, comedy's also like sugar. The first taste is good and sweet and delicious, but after too much, everything just stops being funny. No more good, no more sweet, no more delicious. So, if you vote for me, I'll... Whoa, I just went WAY off-topic... Gimme a moment...

EC Ninja Theater had its funny moments, but it was mostly just really cool. Like Samurai Pizza Cats, only with no giant robots and a massive bag of Drama in there somewhere. No, it wasn't humour in a jugular vein, but it was highly entertaining nonetheless, and I personally consider it one of Parce's best works.

...And I was going to end this with a witty one-liner, but I kinda forgot. So...

NINJA!
*Throws a smoke bomb and disappears*

[EDIT- Almost forgot about Kagramada. "I AEM OEN BAD DUED!!" Priceless.]

[ 01-05-2004: Message edited by: Ruv ]

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-05-2004 09:54:02 PM
And for the truly die-hard, which format looks better to you: script or story.

Parcelan: Here is an example of script.

Parcelan scratches his nuts.

"And here is an example of story," Parcelan said, nodding sagely.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-05-2004 10:29:47 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, King Parcelan scored a straight 1 with:
And for the truly die-hard, which format looks better to you: script or story.

Parcelan: Here is an example of script.

Parcelan scratches his nuts.

"And here is an example of story," Parcelan said, nodding sagely.


I like Story. Script is good for your one-shots, like EC vs MM... Story is better for things you plan to continue.

I tried to revitalize my Treasure Island spoof but it didn't seem to catch much attention. Dropped off the first page rather quickly I need inspiration! And, well, more free time. Inspiration and free time! Hmm.. a laptop couldn't hurt either. Inspiration, free time, and a lap top!

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-05-2004 10:31:40 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Pirotess:
I like Story. Script is good for your one-shots, like EC vs MM... Story is better for things you plan to continue.

I tried to revitalize my Treasure Island spoof but it didn't seem to catch much attention. Dropped off the first page rather quickly I need inspiration! And, well, more free time. Inspiration and free time! Hmm.. a laptop couldn't hurt either. Inspiration, free time, and a lap top!


You gotta take the bad with the good. You also gotta give people incentive.

Try finding pictures of good-looking girls dressed as pirates and put that in your thread.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-05-2004 10:35:11 PM
quote:
King Parcelan, alone in the world and surrounded by danger on every turn, still managed to type this:
And for the truly die-hard, which format looks better to you: script or story.

Parcelan: Here is an example of script.

Parcelan scratches his nuts.

"And here is an example of story," Parcelan said, nodding sagely.


The gunslinger stepped from the shadows. The exquisite smell of smoke curled about his fur, and stale moonlight glinted off of the pistol in his paw.

Lifting his button-like eyes to the moon, he screamed.

"Story, I say! DAMN YOU SCRIPT! YOU KILLED MY FAMILY!!!!"

Then he flipped the fuckupo out and shot some noobs.

Their bodies were still warm as he vanished into the moon's beams.

[ 01-05-2004: Message edited by: Gunslinger Moogle ]




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-07-2004 12:36:23 AM
quote:
King Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
And for the truly die-hard, which format looks better to you: script or story.

Script for the short stuff, story for the longer stuff.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-07-2004 01:08:58 AM
quote:
King Parcelan, I am your father:
and BlackMage has my PM box full of offers for sexual favors if I continue it.
oh geez not again dammit geez


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-07-2004 06:37:56 PM
Script style > Story style. Mostly because Script style is faster to both read and write. If I can write a story-thing in Script style, I do.

I'm just lazy like that.

[EDIT- Oh. And the EC Ninja Theater link Zeke posted was just Episode 1. I remember Parce got at least partway through Episode 2, and I have no clue how to use the search feature. Can someone else please find it for me? Ninja Theater 0wnz0red much ass.]

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Ruv ]

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