WHAT THE FUCK
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Mog Model 2000 was programmed to say:
*thorws wwet elephant dung at maradon*
WET ELEPHANT POO FIGHT!
We must nip it in the bud at the source: the school system in his state.
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From the book of Liam, chapter 3, verse 16:
if that's an exact quote, it's not much of a mystery as to why his typing is so terrible.We must nip it in the bud at the source: the school system in his state.
Heh, no wonder Mog gets 'A's in English.
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Mog had this to say about Punky Brewster:
these foot prints hwere discovered by acidents.A group of scientists workign in the area where relaxing by throwign dried elephant dung at eachtoehr.when one sceintist slipped and fell, he got a clsoe up veiw of the strange marks on the ground.WHAT THE FUCK
Did the textbook have the typos?
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus
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Masamune stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Did the textbook have the typos?
That was all ready asked! See --->
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Ford Prefect wrote this stupid crap:
Did they spell it like that too?
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The logic train ran off the tracks when The Azure Knight said:
That was all ready asked! See --->
No I didn't see until just now. [ 01-06-2004: Message edited by: Masamune ]
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus
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Masamune wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
No I didn't see until just now.
This is why we read the entire thread before we respond
Count Gydyon: That's it, you cad! I demand that you throw your pride on the line!
Duke Maradon: So be it, my friend! Within three months, I shall turn this illiterate commoner into a distinguished, well-spoken member of society! On my honor and on my fortune!
Mog Doolittle: I wielll be the preatitist grl at the balle
Sadly, "My Fair Mog" will never be published. It's far too silly.
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King Parcelan put a bullet through Ruvyen's head, and his Auto-Taunt responded with:
This sounds like a delightfully twisted parody of 'My Fair Lady.' It might look a little something like this...Count Gydyon: That's it, you cad! I demand that you throw your pride on the line!
Duke Maradon: So be it, my friend! Within three months, I shall turn this illiterate commoner into a distinguished, well-spoken member of society! On my honor and on my fortune!
Mog Doolittle: I wielll be the preatitist grl at the balle
Sadly, "My Fair Mog" will never be published. It's far too silly.
Why does that sound like something from Monty Python?
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Ruv wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Why does that sound like something from Monty Python?
Because it sounds like one of Parce's stories. Which are all lunacy. So is monty python.
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Cysa The Clown had this to say about Captain Planet:
Because it sounds like one of Parce's stories. Which are all lunacy. So is monty python.
And just like Monty Python is liked, so Parce's stories are liked!
