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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-04-2004 03:21:26 AM
It just hit me! So here we go!

Rouroni Kenshin
Really not that bad until someone does something in combat. If Kenshin butts someone with the handle of his sword, the foe goes hogwild and starts screaming: "Holy shit! You just butted me with the handle of your sword!"

Then someone watching the fight would go: "AH! Kenshin just butted him with the handle of his sword!"

Then, they would spend a few more minutes talking about it before the bad guy goes: "Hm, you may have butted me with the handle of your sword, but watch THIS!"

And then they would clash and Kenshin would go: "AH! You blocked me when I tried to butt you with the handle of my sword!"

Then someone watching would say: "Hm, I understand now. He blocked him when he tried to butt him with the handle of his sword."

And by then, I've swallowed my bubble gum.

.hack//

I have no idea why everyone was gushing about this crazy crap. The same thing happens every five minutes.

"Gasp! Sucasa (or whatever the fuck he is) is outside the game!"

"Indeed, there is nothing we can do. He is outside the game now."

"Can we do anything?"

"No...but let's try anyways."

"LOL! CRIMZUN NITES!"

Reign

As the only openly homosexual anime on the American market, they should praised...then shot, burned and beaten to death.

And I'm done

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-04-2004 03:25:37 AM
I don't think Reign counts as anime, since it is American in origin (I believe, same guy that did Aeon Flux).
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lashanna
noob
posted 01-04-2004 03:27:14 AM
Reign isn't Anime.

Reign is made by that person who did Aeon Flux (weird animated show on MTV a long time ago).

And yeah, it's pretty fucked up.

But so was Aeon Flux.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-04-2004 03:28:13 AM
At least Aeon Flux sometimes had neat lesbian stuff in it.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-04-2004 03:28:18 AM
Well, it still sucks.

Give me good old (non-homosexual) American animation like Justice League and He-Man.

Awww, yeah.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-04-2004 03:29:14 AM
Wait, He-Man isn't homosexual?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-04-2004 03:30:29 AM
quote:
El Imán Grande! painfully thought these words up:
Wait, He-Man isn't homosexual?

Nah, there's a lot of big guys in loin cloths beating the tar out of each other, but that's as far as it goes.

It's pretty cool since the whole Snakemen thing came up.

I can see where you'd get the notion from a show with a hero named "Fisto".

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-04-2004 03:40:48 AM
One question: Was that robot thing (not Cyclone) always with the Masters of the Universe?

Edit: And who remembers the movie Masters of the Universe? Man that kicked all kinds of ass.

[ 01-04-2004: Message edited by: El Imán Grande! ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-04-2004 03:41:23 AM
quote:
El Imán Grande! attempted to be funny by writing:
One question: Was that robot thing (not Cyclone) always with the Masters of the Universe?

Which one? Roboto?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-04-2004 03:43:29 AM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Which one? Roboto?

Yeah, him.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sean
posted 01-04-2004 03:46:11 AM
The only Rurouni Kenshin worth watching is the Samurai X OAVs. They kick incredible amounts of ass. There is none of the calling move and move explanation bullshit littered all through the series.


Lupin, Blue Seed and Kikaider are three that come to mind I've caught on adult swim from time to time. And they all blow. For the same fucking reason: There's not a damned thing interesting about any of them.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-04-2004 04:08:58 AM
Berserk and FLCL.

Dear god, I do not see the appeal anywhere in those. I'd rather watch Sailor Moon than attempt watching either of those again.

And Tsukasa was a fucking puss. If I were Bear I woulda bashed his head in and been like "lol pwned whiner"

[ 01-04-2004: Message edited by: Vorbis ]

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-04-2004 04:19:51 AM
I like Reign. Well.. and I liked Aeon Flux a lot too.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-04-2004 04:20:17 AM
An anime based on what really goes on in an MMORPG might have been good. Not all this: "We r noo playrs, plz 2 b showin us da ropes." and dramatic "Hm...I shall think longingly about Tsukasafag."

In an MMORPG, every second should be devoted to PROGRESS PROGRESS PROGRESS! There is no time to stop and think! You must always be moving FORWARD!

So, it would have been accurate if Tsukasa went like: "Oh snap, I'm in the fucking game." and that skinny chick offered him cyber for plat and Bear PK'd him with the COR POR COR POR COR POR!

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-04-2004 04:20:50 AM
I was under the impression that Reign was chinese, considering the names in the credits.

Someone should write to Adult swim.

Chugga
Pancake
posted 01-04-2004 04:38:01 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by King Parcelan:
Well, it still sucks.

Give me good old (non-homosexual) American animation like Justice League and He-Man.

Awww, yeah.


Here I thought you were a pompus asshole...but I've come to realise...your a pompus lovable asshole. I hate anime.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-04-2004 04:40:37 AM
quote:
Vorbis said this about your mom:
Berserk and FLCL.

Dear god, I do not see the appeal anywhere in those. I'd rather watch Sailor Moon than attempt watching either of those again.

And Tsukasa was a fucking puss. If I were Bear I woulda bashed his head in and been like "lol pwned whiner"


Hey, fuck you too. I liked Tsukasa and FLCL owns your face.

Haven't seen Berserk.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-04-2004 04:45:13 AM
quote:
From the book of Doomie, chapter 3, verse 16:
Here I thought you were a pompus asshole...

No way, dude. I'm lovable. Ask anyone.

Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 01-04-2004 04:51:19 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I was under the impression that Reign was chinese, considering the names in the credits.

Reign, a 21st century sci-fi spin on the epic exploits of Alexander the Great, is a visual feast of cutting edge animation, with engaging characters, an intricate plotline and majestic battle sequences.

From the minds of Peter Chung (Aeon Flux), Rintaro (Astro Boy, Metropolis), and Masao Murayama (Trigun, Cardcaptor Sakura). Animation by Madhouse (Trigun, Vampire Hunter D).

Haven't seen it, but I loved Aeon Flux and Peter's work on Animatrix.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-04-2004 04:57:01 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Kegwen wrote:
Hey, fuck you too. I liked Tsukasa and FLCL owns your face.

Haven't seen Berserk.


I like the aesthetics behind FLCL, but the lack of any coherency is a big turn off.

Maybe one day I'll try it again.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-04-2004 04:57:52 AM
quote:
Vorbis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I like the aesthetics behind FLCL, but the lack of any coherency is a big turn off.

Maybe one day I'll try it again.


It's not really a deep or hard to understand series... there's not much to it.

It's a freakin' coming of age anime

[ 01-04-2004: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne
Pancake
posted 01-04-2004 04:58:58 AM
Imn jusdt here to say, feh! to Kingh Parce...fuckit..
Feh!

<Mortious> "A Qitiqat A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-04-2004 04:59:39 AM
quote:
Kegwen had this to say about Cuba:
It's not really a deep or hard to understand series... there's not much to it.

It's a freakin' coming of age anime


No nudity also made it less interesting.

It wasn't BAD, and I can see the appeal. But it wasn't that "omfgyoumustwatchthisordieyoufuckers" good.

Maradon!
posted 01-04-2004 05:22:17 AM
quote:
El Imán Grande!ing:
At least Aeon Flux sometimes had neat lesbian stuff in it.

And the occasional guy slitting his wrist with an exacto knife, pulling a roach out of the wound, then sticking in a spoon and spooning out some purple crap, spreading it on a cracker and eating it.

Just general run of the mill shit like that.

nem-x
posted 01-04-2004 05:39:16 AM
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-04-2004 06:01:59 AM
Every Project A-Ko movie after the first.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-04-2004 06:29:35 AM
Kenshin rocked, and so did .hack//

fag fag fag fuck u parce fuck u

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-04-2004 07:26:55 AM
quote:
El Imán Grande! wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
One question: Was that robot thing (not Cyclone) always with the Masters of the Universe?

Edit: And who remembers the movie Masters of the Universe? Man that kicked all kinds of ass.


That's two questions.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-04-2004 07:42:03 AM
quote:
'Myth had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Every Project A-Ko movie after the first.

Agreed. The first one rocked, the rest were crap.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-04-2004 07:45:35 AM
quote:
Kegwen!
It's a freakin' coming of age anime
Ahhahahahahahaaaaahh aaagggggggerrk

I don't see how huge phoenix-type creatures flying out of holes in people's heads and flying around with space pirates and attacking each other with guitars and giant hands attempting to grasp irons to FLATTEN ALL OUT THE WRINKLES IN THE UNIVERSE has anything to do with coming of age.

But I encourage you to explain.

p.s. don't get me started on Berserk. Let's just say the series starts out like... Suck. Then it gets a whole lot better if you can just grit your teeth and take it like a trooper for the first, oh, 10 or so episodes. The next 10 or so are good stuff, honestly. Plus there's a lot of this hot naked chick in this one episode.

And then!

All the characters you've come to know and respect are suddenly attacked by demons (btw the sky turns into like, skulls and shit, and the ground turns into frozen screaming faces) and raped/killed. It's like, if not worse, than "Liam's fun fun house of hentai tentacle snuff porn".

It was just really fucking stupid.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

nem-x
posted 01-04-2004 08:30:40 AM
mind blowing
mind blowing
Maradon!
posted 01-04-2004 11:29:49 AM
quote:
nem-xing:
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[/URL]

What in the FUCK was that, nem?

[ 01-04-2004: Message edited by: Maradon! ]

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 01-04-2004 11:33:09 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
What in the FUCK was that, nem?

Gunslinger Girl

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-04-2004 03:19:21 PM
Loved Aeon Flux. But my GOD Reign is a steaming pile of shit. I'd expect more from Peter Chung and the folks who did Trigun, jeez.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Skaw
posted 01-04-2004 03:52:13 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael obviously shouldn't have said:
Loved Aeon Flux. But my GOD Reign is a steaming pile of shit. I'd expect more from Peter Chung and the folks who did Trigun, jeez.

The thing is, they couldn't fuck up Trigun too much, since it was based off the Manga. Reign was an original idea.

SD Gundam

Somehow, they singlehandedly destroyed a franchise with one series.

[ 01-04-2004: Message edited by: Skaw ]

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-04-2004 03:59:35 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Black:
Ahhahahahahahaaaaahh aaagggggggerrk

I don't see how huge phoenix-type creatures flying out of holes in people's heads and flying around with space pirates and attacking each other with guitars and giant hands attempting to grasp irons to FLATTEN ALL OUT THE WRINKLES IN THE UNIVERSE has anything to do with coming of age.

But I encourage you to explain.

p.s. don't get me started on Berserk. Let's just say the series starts out like... Suck. Then it gets a whole lot better if you can just grit your teeth and take it like a trooper for the first, oh, 10 or so episodes. The next 10 or so are good stuff, honestly. Plus there's a lot of this hot naked chick in this one episode.

And then!

All the characters you've come to know and respect are suddenly attacked by demons (btw the sky turns into like, skulls and shit, and the ground turns into frozen screaming faces) and raped/killed. It's like, if not worse, than "Liam's fun fun house of hentai tentacle snuff porn".

It was just really fucking stupid.


first episode of bersekr is horible, btu after htenat i lveod it

and black the anime series ended midway into the manga, whcih goes on with with caska surving the event but beign left tramtized and retarded, and guts protecting her and hunting down grfiith adn tons fo toehr shit, so its not as bad, none the less, i was very sad when judea died, he kicked ass, spaspoedly theirs a second season int he works, but im nto sure if tis true, the manga has recently bean realsed in america but i don thnk its passt the anime yet and if you search enough onlien you can downalod them all


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
bob12121212
Pancake
posted 01-05-2004 10:49:43 AM
quote:
Liam was listening to Cher while typing:
Kenshin rocked, and so did .hack//

fag fag fag fuck u parce fuck u


Yes, you are right.

MD GEIST! THAT SUCKED! POKEMON, DIGIMON, MONSTER RANCHER, all suck!

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 01-05-2004 11:18:26 AM
Well, I liked Reign (also loved Aeon Flux), .hack (although it did get slow at times) and FLCL.

The anime I hate is Getter Robo. Do yourselves a favor, avoid Getter Robo as much as possible.

bob12121212
Pancake
posted 01-05-2004 11:56:02 AM
quote:
Cherveny had this to say about (_|_):
Well, I liked Reign (also loved Aeon Flux), .hack (although it did get slow at times) and FLCL.

The anime I hate is Getter Robo. Do yourselves a favor, avoid Getter Robo as much as possible.


WHAT?! GETTER ROBO IS AWESOME!! ITS REALLY CHEESEY, but awesome. Getter Robo Armageddon is the best!

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 01-05-2004 01:08:03 PM
quote:
The Azure Knight stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
WHAT?! GETTER ROBO IS AWESOME!! ITS REALLY CHEESEY, but awesome. Getter Robo Armageddon is the best!

Well, in that case, would you be interested in buying a few Getter Robo DVDs I have? (Received em for free somewhere, and don't want em now).

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