If you are not you, why bore you then here? Go making somewhat better and more productively with your time.
Engrish by Babel Fish.
My toe hurts and it looks icky! Just removed an ingrown toenail and now I think it is infected!!!!11one
Guess I'll just have to chop it off >_<
where is my god damn sammich!?!?!
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Cysa Da Devil said this:
OMG I will smite you with teen ANGST!where is my god damn sammich!?!?!
quote:
diadem had this to say about Captain Planet:
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttffffffffffffffffffffffffffflllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo
oh shit i got a headache.
Just a random flash-thingy I stumbled upon a bit ago. I've no idea if it's been posted before.
Raveraveraveraveraveraveraveraverave
quote:
Tarquinn stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Hello, I think I'm a vampoioeiuyure.
You are vampoop. You feed off of our fecal energies.
Neo: My love is liek "whoa."
Smith: Your love is only whoans and zeros.
Neo: That was a really bad pun.
Smith: Well, Mr. Anderson, you are a really bad actor.
Neo: Well, fuck you. Let's get this fight started.
Smith: It's about time.
Neo: No... it's about choice.
Smith: ....Just shut up, already.
quote:
Tarquinn wrote this stupid crap:
That almost makes sense!
Okay okay, let's become...I dunno...Beerpires.
*cloaks everything in shadow and disappears, leaving only a cackling laughter and a drained Killian's Irish Red bottle with two fang marks in it*
[ 01-03-2004: Message edited by: diadem ]
quote:Now that's a kind of vampirism I'd subscribe to!
King Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Okay okay, let's become...I dunno...Beerpires.*cloaks everything in shadow and disappears, leaving only a cackling laughter and a drained Killian's Irish Red bottle with two fang marks in it*
