I'm too lazy to fix my webcam to give you guys pictures and let's face it; you don't care anyway.
It's not something people hear about.
oh ho
Of what? [ 01-03-2004: Message edited by: Black ]
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We were all impressed when Snoota wrote:
mental midget.
And where? [ 01-03-2004: Message edited by: Sean ]
It's not something people hear about.
And it amazes me what some people will get tattooed on them. There was this picture on the wall of a tattoo. It was a naked, female devil. Now, that in itself isn't so bad... except she had her ankles behind her head and was fucking herself with her tail.
That looked so fuckin' cool. But I bet it hurt like hell.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Snoota wrote:
There was this picture on the wall of a tattoo. It was a naked, female devil. Now, that in itself isn't so bad... except she had her ankles behind her head and was fucking herself with her tail.
Oh come on, that's way better than a stupid dragon.
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How.... Sarudani Miolnir.... uughhhhhh:
Keep it clean and covered so it heals without scabbing.
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
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Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
And it amazes me what some people will get tattooed on them. There was this picture on the wall of a tattoo. It was a naked, female devil. Now, that in itself isn't so bad... except she had her ankles behind her head and was fucking herself with her tail.
The place where I got my second tattoo had this one tattoo in their book of like a 50's pin-up girl naked, straddling a martini glass, fingering herself.
Can hardly wait to see some pics of yours.
Yes, we demand pictures.
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Skaw spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Keep it secret.
Why? I don't see Snoota doing the little "I'm 18 I've got a tattoo somewhere under my clothes teehee!" thing...
If you're goin to get something, especialy a dragon, why not a place you can show it off easily? ;P
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There was much rejoicing when Trillee said this:
Why? I don't see Snoota doing the little "I'm 18 I've got a tattoo somewhere under my clothes teehee!" thing...If you're goin to get something, especialy a dragon, why not a place you can show it off easily? ;P
That was sarcasm and and excuse to abuse a Gandalf line. 
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Punky Brewster:
That was sarcasm and and excuse to abuse a Gandalf line.
Sarcasm doesn't register when one wakes up suddenly due to the phone ringing.
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Trillee had this to say about dark elf butts:
Why? I don't see Snoota doing the little "I'm 18 I've got a tattoo somewhere under my clothes teehee!" thing...If you're goin to get something, especialy a dragon, why not a place you can show it off easily? ;P
It's right above my elbow on the outside of my arm. A place I can easily hide it for work but can unhide when I'm off.
Both the places I work say a tattoo is unprofessional. Because God knows I must look like a businessman when handing someone their Big Mac or selling beer to an underaged kid with a fake ID.
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Random Insanity Generator's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
That was sarcasm and and excuse to abuse a Gandalf line.
I was actually focusing on the "Covered"(Secret) and "clean"(Safe) parts of what I quoted.
/boggle
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Yeah, I'd stick with 2D./boggle
Maybe I'll get another tattoo and get one of those 3-D things covering the whole upper part of my body! You know, those things that made you focus on one point and eventually you'd see a 3-D picture.
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Bloodsage's account was hax0red to write:
Yeah, I'd stick with 2D./boggle
I meant it wouldn't have any of the shading or other artistic characteristics that give the illusion of depth.
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Snoota's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
It's right above my elbow on the outside of my arm. A place I can easily hide it for work but can unhide when I'm off.Both the places I work say a tattoo is unprofessional. Because God knows I must look like a businessman when handing someone their Big Mac or selling beer to an underaged kid with a fake ID.
Mine is right below my elbo on my forearm, so it can be hide with long sleeve shirts. Oodly, when I worked for the kid place, no one ever yelled at me for having one... and the parents were showing it off to their kids... Kinda took me aback the first time some yuppy-ish woman did that...
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Snoota said:
And it amazes me what some people will get tattooed on them. There was this picture on the wall of a tattoo. It was a naked, female devil. Now, that in itself isn't so bad... except she had her ankles behind her head and was fucking herself with her tail.
That person must be going places in life!
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Trillee impressed everyone with:
Mine is right below my elbo on my forearm, so it can be hide with long sleeve shirts. Oodly, when I worked for the kid place, no one ever yelled at me for having one... and the parents were showing it off to their kids... Kinda took me aback the first time some yuppy-ish woman did that...
But what is it?
my money is on swastika, everyone knows kids adn yuppies love swasitikas!
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This one time, at Mog camp:
But what is it?my money is on swastika, everyone knows kids adn yuppies love swasitikas!
Cougar ;P
For those who know the joke.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about Knight Rider:
Yeah, I'd stick with 2D./boggle
actually, I saw a guy in at work once that had a snake tattoed on his forearm, but the head was a custom silver piercing (two teeth that pierced the skin and came back out, and then the base of the head was glued to the skin using some form of glue). But the silver head could be taken off and he had a regular tattoo underneath.
Cool as all hell though.
No, Really. Bite me.
"You have a tattoo! Can I see?"
"Sure. *foip*
I've actually planned out my lifetime's worth of tattoos. S'all about symmetry for me... getting this neat little gear-looking blade design on my other hip, and on my back I designed this weird... sword thing, with a chain and a vine encircling it and exploding out into wings... it's weird. Need get scannar workin'.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bloodsage said:
Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!For those who know the joke.
Always loved that joke 
And if I ever, ever had the yearning to get a tattoo, it'd be a panda on the back of my shoulder or something. Something small, personally-important, and something I wouldn't feel a moron for getting.
My friend Leonard hates tattoos; always said he'd get the barcode for "I'm Stupid" on his forehead if someone made him get a tattoo.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
My friend Leonard hates tattoos; always said he'd get the barcode for "I'm Stupid" on his forehead if someone made him get a tattoo.
I don't remember his name, but there's a guy out there with a barcode tattoo on his arm. He used to work for WaldenBooks, entering stuff into the computers. He entered the barcode on his arm.
He can go into a Waldenbooks, scan his arm, and it comes up with his name and a hefty price tag. 
