GTA3:steal taxi, arab guy is chaseing me, tryign to get his car back, I swtich to taxi driver mode, he ends up being my first customer
on the mission where im saposed to bring hookers to the police ball, had a minivan with 3 girls in it, had previosuly dropped off three, need atleast 4, van catches fire and rockets off into the bushes, I have like 10 seconds left on the timer, get out with them and run like crazy, police dont ntoice (or care) that a van jsut exploded a foot from their parking lot
GTA1: when police turn to cut me off, break, then they hide behind their car and fire, acelerate full speed and push car over them after makeing a fortune in dead pigs get my car spraypaitned and joy ride in police car until cops after me again
bah, I knwo i ahev tons more, espaicly from the first game, but my mind is drawing a blank, go go procrastation!
This game is 10,000 times worse than anything that we might have thought Michael Jackson could have done to those kids!
GTA:VC:
#1 PCJ bowling.
#2 Tanks can fly with the dodo cheat.
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Black got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
The game is training you to be a mass murderer.This game is 10,000 times worse than anything that we might have thought Michael Jackson could have done to those kids!
Congrats Mog, how's it feel to have drugged and raped 10,000 little boys simultaneously?
Mikasi was playing once, and he ran a car into the ocean, jumping out while it was moving...then he blew it up with a machinegun. The nearby pedestrians came running...and promptly drowned. It was hilarious.
-RC toyz missions, I just loved blowing up big cars with teenie weenie cars
-- Blowing up your own car with the teenie weenie car because the timer was up right after respawn
- Playing in the "death match" game in the Arena, and pulling out an Uzi to do drive by shootings of the competing cars, then hearing the announcer ask "WHAT IS HE DOING??"
at the kill the trirad warlord mission, two warlords down, full ehalth, body armors dead, allreraeady got the fish fan, drive tot eh dock to get body armor, get out on foot to run tot he end of hte dock, truy to jump a corner and flal in the water nad drown
-Cops chasing me. I'm on a motorcycle, zipping in and out of traffic, go up a ramp onto a rooftop, cops try to follow, crack up. I wait there, wanted rating goes down after a minute or two. I gun the engine, and take a flying leap off the roof...and promptly land on another (pedestrian) cop. Hello wanted rating!
GTA3:
-I steal one of the Diablo gang's Stallions. At the time I didn't see the other two Diablos around. Big mistake. All of a sudden they're chasing me, and I'm driving like a maniac trying to escape. They're ramming my car, I'm pushing them into lamp posts, etc. Well they finally get me; my car flips, mows down a bunch of people, lands on it's roof. I get out, run, their banged up cars skid to a halt by mine. KABOOM! KABOOM KABOOM! Ambulance comes...KABOOM! ended up being like eight or nine cars at the intersection that went up. Wish I could take a screenshot.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Jump on top of a stationary car and stay perfectly still until it starts moving again; this will allow you to ride on the car. Do "drive-bys" with a rocket launcher, flamethrower, whatever. If the driver freaks out and tries to throw you off, face the windshield, crouch, then snipe him.
Try to rob an Amm-U-Nation.
Fly a helicopter into a Pay 'N' Spray. It's extremely hard, but you can do it.
Buy the Malibu Club and finish the associated mission set. Get a chainsaw. Go to the Malibu office and take the Bank Job outfit.
Enjoy.
When you have a wanted rating of three or higher, get a helicopter and try to ram the police chopper. This, too, is pretty hard, but I've pulled it off before, destroying the offending aircraft.
When you have a high wanted level and can't reach a mission-ending objective because of it, steal a helicopter. Fly over the objective and bail out (only works if you have plenty of health 
).
Use the rocket launcher against everything. EVERYTHING.
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Sentow, Maybe had this to say about Captain Planet:
Jump on top of a stationary car and stay perfectly still until it starts moving again; this will allow you to ride on the car. Do "drive-bys" with a rocket launcher, flamethrower, whatever.
This works best with Pickup Trucks, since they cannot shake you off
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Sentow, Maybe's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
When you have a wanted rating of three or higher, get a helicopter and try to ram the police chopper. This, too, is pretty hard, but I've pulled it off before, destroying the offending aircraft.
If I remember correctly you take damage...but the police chopper that is chasing you doesn't. At least on PS2.
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Alaan painfully thought these words up:
If I remember correctly you take damage...but the police chopper that is chasing you doesn't. At least on PS2.
I would swear I pulled that off at least once 
Maybe I ran it into a building. Though OTOH, I sometimes misremember things like this.
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Alaan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I'm pretty positive I've tried this myself. Your chopper takes vicious amounts of damage...but the Police Chopper doesn't. Damn bastards.
Oh well! One shot to the top and it careens to the ground anyway
Somehow this worked. This was shortly after it happened but soon the water would be full of vehicles and dead cops who had jumped off the bridge above me. Some even managed to land on the vehicle with me and we'd fight to the death atop it.
Edit: That's a lamppost floating upside down there. [ 01-04-2004: Message edited by: Terena ]
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And the Skaw comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-
This works best with Pickup Trucks, since they cannot shake you off
They could in GTA3, non Vice City. I did that all the time. Hop into a pickup, shoot the back, and I've got a fast taxi ride.
Also, I had stolen a garbagemaster in GTA3 once. So I was having fun running everything I wanted over (Note: Avoid flipping it on it's side if at all possible - when you hop out, you are stuck in the cabin.). I drove into Diablo territory and promptly rear-ended one. To my great suprise, the trunk flew off and there was a woman inside who ran away very quickly.
i rear ended a fish fan near the top of the a hill, i sent it flying, it lfipped over, cought fire, and blew up like 3 cars
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Same thing with the FF series never really was interested but everyone else seems to love it. maybe I am missing out?
Running from the cops, the cops kept trying to rear end me, but flew up and over my car instead.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Somthor was all like:
maybe I am missing out?
Yes.
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On a taxi mission, drove a fare into Chinatown. Triad fired rounds at me, got in my cab, took him to where he wanted to go, he got out, fired at me some more.
Taxi! TAXI! I said... *dakkadakkadakka* TAXI!
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Mog Model 2000 was programmed to say:
on the mission where im saposed to bring hookers to the police ball, had a minivan with 3 girls in it, had previosuly dropped off three, need atleast 4, van catches fire and rockets off into the bushes, I have like 10 seconds left on the timer, get out with them and run like crazy, police dont ntoice (or care) that a van jsut exploded a foot from their parking lot
Do that mission with a bus instead, and take all the hookers in one shot. 
