Ok, I accidentally left a popup stay open for more than a billionth of a second, and now whenever I click any link or type in any URL, it will randomly FUCKING FUCK MOTHERFUCKERS SHIT FUCK ASS FUCK PISS KAA-KAA COCKCHAOS redirect me to a popup ad for "Golden Palace Onine Fucking Casino."
I've run ad-aware, no dice. I've run spybot, fully updated, no dice. I've run the uninstaller that was actually fucking listed in my "Add/Remove Programs" list, no fucking dice. I've run spybot and adaware AFTER running the uninstaller AND THE FUCKING THING WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY!!!K
SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO KILL IT AND RAPE IT'S CHILDREN!
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Verily, Chief Durkin doth proclaim:
SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO KILL IT AND RAPE IT'S CHILDREN!
that goes with your sigpic a little too well...
But since my CD drive is behind a door, it hits, sounds like something fell and broke, then does it again a few seconds later. virus scans, spybot and ad-aware do jack fucking shit to it.
Don't ban me. [ 12-31-2003: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
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Oh shi... had this to say about Pirotess:
Do you guys just switch seats and type to each other instead of actually talk to one another?
hell fuckin no, we never switch seats, his computer is his, mine is fucking mine.
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So quoth Oh shi...:
Are both computers in the same room?
no, each is in his own bedroom, to allow for maximum pornography efficiency
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Oh shi... wrote this stupid crap:
Do you guys just switch seats and type to each other instead of actually talk to one another?
Well he types on his computer and I type on mine O_o
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Kahuna Ryuu said:
Try clearing your internet cache and cookies.
I actually didn't think of doing that.
But now that I have done it, let's see if it didn't work.
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CBTao said this about your mom:
I'd also like to point out this has the best thread spoiler text ever.
i must agree
As for your fix, do you have the latest NAV installed? Sounds like a Trojan.
no, deleting all offline content did not work
what is a nav?
NOW MY FUCKING DELETE KEY WON'T WORK WHAT THE FUCK
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Chief Durkin had this to say about the Spice Girls:
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK FUCK COCK SUCKING SHIT EATING MOTHERRFUCKERSno, deleting all offline content did not work
what is a nav?
NOW MY FUCKING DELETE KEY WON'T WORK WHAT THE FUCK
Norton Anti-Virus I guess.
Downloading NAV trial now.
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Chief Durkin was listening to Cher while typing:
Delete key works. In my fury, I was hitting "end"Downloading NAV trial now.
Also can use AVG from www.grisoft.com. They have a completely free version of there AV stuff.
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Oh shi... had this to say about Punky Brewster:
This is what you get for going to porn sites and not getting your porn from safe places.
I do not go to porn sites!
Maradon should get really pissed for money.
Fucking anus punching cockbites.
It came up with 15 results, deleted one, and simply said "delete failed" about the other 14 and did precisely jack shit about them.
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Chief Durkin had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Norton was a whole lot of fucking help.It came up with 15 results, deleted one, and simply said "delete failed" about the other 14 and did precisely jack shit about them.
Sounds like your shit's fucked up.
Removal instructions here: http://www.pestpatrol.com/pestinfo%5Cg%5Cgolden_palace_casino.asp
This doesn't look like it's a virus, so that means you've actually got one of those on your system as well. So much for being a l33+ d3wd who doesn't need a virus scanner, because he knows how to not get them, eh?
-Tok [ 12-31-2003: Message edited by: Toktuk ]
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This insanity brought to you by Toktuk:
So much for being a l33+ d3wd who doesn't need a virus scanner, because he knows how to not get them, eh?-Tok
Thanks for the link.
Most of the norton results were "ad threats" that constituted the one ZDnet download client I downloaded in order to get a patch that was hard as hell to find, and another download utility that I uninstalled.
So I am a l33+ d3wd who doesn't need a virus scanner 
If it persists now, then it's time to format C:
Much obliged, Tok
