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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-30-2003 08:29:08 PM
I love this game. I now know why Snoota was spooging over HK-47. If you attempt to repair his memory, he not only gets bonuses (Like 4 dex, 2 defense, and 1 hp/3 sec regen in the end), but he tells some funny ass stories about his former masters.

"Now if you'll excuse me, master. I'd rather like to meditate on the face of my former master being electrocuted. I find it rather soothing."

Wah ahahaha!

Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-30-2003 08:30:07 PM
I could never get him fixed I was only good at smashing things, not fixing them!

I liked Canderous more

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-30-2003 08:35:22 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I could never get him fixed I was only good at smashing things, not fixing them!

I liked Canderous more


His story of the drop in the basilisk droid was freakin' cool.

I still have yet to play through going TOTALLY dark on everything. I feel bad for everybody, and like, save them and stuff.

Mod
Pancake
posted 12-30-2003 08:38:17 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis Model 2000 was programmed to say:
His story of the drop in the basilisk droid was freakin' cool.

I still have yet to play through going TOTALLY dark on everything. I feel bad for everybody, and like, save them and stuff.


The dark side ending rocks in that it is completely and utterly evil.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-30-2003 08:51:46 PM
quote:
Shazorx / Modrakien had this to say about Captain Planet:
The dark side ending rocks in that it is completely and utterly evil.

I was all bummed out when Bastila turned to the dark side. "SHIT! Now I can't bang her. "

Mod
Pancake
posted 12-30-2003 09:15:27 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Delphi Aegis!
I was all bummed out when Bastila turned to the dark side. "SHIT! Now I can't bang her. "

You can in the light side one, don't see what would stand in the way using the dark side plot either.

[ 12-30-2003: Message edited by: Shazorx / Modrakien ]

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Sean
posted 12-30-2003 09:22:57 PM
I'm playing through right now.. or, well, trying to.

For some reason it just isn't really snagging my interest.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-30-2003 09:51:40 PM
Yes, Canderous is indeed the man. He's the best-written character in the game thus far, and John Cygan really brings him to life. Hell, just listening to Canderous' war stories makes me want to go Dark Side.

BTW, thanks for the spoiler, nerf-herder

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 12-30-2003 09:56:54 PM
They should've replaced the ending with a "Thank you playing the PC demo of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. If you would like to see the rest, please purchase Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic for Xbox!"
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Suddar
posted 12-30-2003 09:58:29 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Sean:
I'm playing through right now.. or, well, trying to.

For some reason it just isn't really snagging my interest.


I had trouble too. Good to know I'm not alone.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-30-2003 09:59:28 PM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe had this to say about (_|_):
BTW, thanks for the spoiler, nerf-herder

What, is that really all that unexpected? At least no one told you about Mission being a dark jedi

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-30-2003 10:04:14 PM
quote:
Led attempted to be funny by writing:
What, is that really all that unexpected? At least no one told you about Mission being a dark jedi

I figured you could turn Bastila dark if you went first, but I had no idea she'd turn on her own.

EDIT: Yeah, and Zaalbar is a Sarlaac in disguise

[ 12-30-2003: Message edited by: Sentow, Maybe ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-30-2003 11:53:11 PM
C'mon, everything before that point was leading up to AribethBastilla turning evil.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-30-2003 11:59:26 PM
quote:
Sakkra got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
C'mon, everything before that point was leading up to AribethBastilla turning evil.

Yeah, but I wonder if I can still bang her if the main character is a girl.

Or if I have to settle for Carth, the mistrustful scumbag.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 12-31-2003 12:47:24 AM
quote:
What the Delphi Aegis??
Yeah, but I wonder if I can still bang her if the main character is a girl.

Or if I have to settle for Carth, the mistrustful scumbag.


Carth is the love interest if you play a woman. Carth sucks.

If you want a lot of good conversations, play with the two droids in your party. They have a lot of good zingers when they're together.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-31-2003 03:48:46 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Sakkra stammered:
C'mon, everything before that point was leading up to AribethBastilla turning evil.

No it isn't.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
The Unholy
Pancake
posted 12-31-2003 02:00:58 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about (_|_):
Carth is the love interest if you play a woman. Carth sucks.

If you want a lot of good conversations, play with the two droids in your party. They have a lot of good zingers when they're together.


Put Jolee and HK-47 in your party when you go to the Sith home world for some really great one liners.

"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-31-2003 03:38:52 PM
quote:
Drysart thought about the meaning of life:
Carth sucks.

He damned well better! I'm a fucking JEDI!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-31-2003 03:44:47 PM
quote:
The Unholy said:
Put Jolee and HK-47 in your party when you go to the Sith home world for some really great one liners.

Hell yes!

[southern accent] "Slave? Yessum master." [/southern accent]

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-31-2003 03:46:26 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Sentow, Maybe said this:
No it isn't.

If you didn't see it coming a mile away you really should pay more attention to what's going on in the game.

Though the real big plot twist took me completely off guard and had me staring at my TV with a Maradon-esque 'wtf?' look on my face for ten minutes.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-31-2003 03:47:32 PM
The shit you can get HK-47 to say when you ask him to not call you master is the funniest shit I've heard. "You just called me a meatbag AGAIN!" "I'm sorry master. It's just that you have all those squishy parts.. and all that water! How the sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I don't know." "Come to think of it, Neither do I..."

You start threatining to throw him in the trash heap, and he eventually retorts with "Err.. I mean.. Nice Human.. Gooooood human.."

Snoota: It's fun to name yourself Revan for dialouge later in the game.

[ 12-31-2003: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

Suddar
posted 12-31-2003 07:53:16 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
He damned well better! I'm a fucking JEDI!

No, he's-a fucking jedi, apparently.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-31-2003 08:07:56 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Snoota was all like:
If you didn't see it coming a mile away you really should pay more attention to what's going on in the game.

Unless I missed a dialogue somewhere, there's absolutely nothing which should make anyone think that Bast IS going to turn, period. There's foreshadowing that she'll confront the Dark Side, sure, and her personality suggests she isn't a very good Jedi. But neither of these things screams, "SHE'S GOING ANAKIN!" There are dozens of different directions where these things could have led.

Quite frankly, anyone who "saw it coming a mile away" made an assumption which happened to be correct. Again, unless there's a conversation I haven't seen which gives the whole thing away (I got the first one about her family problems already, if you want to know). I'm well-versed in the RPG Law of Equilibrium ("All prophecies will come true; All missing persons will be found; All guns will eventually be fired.")

Foreshadowing is a tool for drama, not something to give away the whole story as a reward for paying attention. Otherwise, it would be an inexcusable sin to ever foreshadow anything.

So nyah!

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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