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Topic: Things That Suck: The Next Generation
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-29-2003 10:44:18 PM
  • Coming from work and finding distant relatives at your home, completely unannounced and with intentions of staying the night.

Und du?

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-29-2003 10:58:02 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Sentow, Maybe said:
Und du?

Getting a fatal heart attack.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 12-29-2003 10:59:26 PM
quote:
King Parcelan said this about your mom:
Getting a fatal heart attack.

I had one yesterday

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-29-2003 11:00:08 PM
Running over a pack of homeless children on your way to an awards ceremony in your honor for all the great work you've done helping the homeless.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-29-2003 11:03:36 PM
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster obviously shouldn't have said:
I had one yesterday

Don't worry, duder, Liam said he'd get the Necronomicon to raise you from the dead.

I also overheard Lash and a bunch of cute girls say they dig zombies

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-29-2003 11:06:30 PM
  • Newman
Skaw
posted 12-29-2003 11:29:59 PM
quote:
From the book of Delphi Aegis, chapter 3, verse 16:
  • Newman

  • Jerry...
Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne
Pancake
posted 12-29-2003 11:51:20 PM
Being associated with Malbi...
Feh!

<Mortious> "A Qitiqat A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 12-29-2003 11:55:26 PM
Trying for half an hour to hold a PoI group together and failing.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-29-2003 11:57:08 PM
quote:
Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne attempted to be funny by writing:
Being associated with Malbi...

Hahahahaha

Skaw
posted 12-29-2003 11:58:36 PM
Eating Icecream thats so fucking good, you eat an entire Pint.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-30-2003 12:03:36 AM
quote:
Monica had this to say about Cuba:
Trying for half an hour to hold a PoI group together and failing.

Trying for 3 hours to convince people that you're not in need of a group, the Shaman standing behind you is your group.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 12-30-2003 12:06:35 AM
Being bored out of my mind, not being able to sleep, and I KNOW I have to get up for work tomorrow.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Suddar
posted 12-30-2003 12:09:12 AM
DRUGS
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-30-2003 12:10:12 AM
quote:
So quoth Agent A:
Being bored out of my mind, not being able to sleep, and I KNOW I have to get up for work tomorrow.

You, Yahoo, 30 seconds ago.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-30-2003 12:12:16 AM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about dark elf butts:
Eating Icecream thats so fucking good, you eat an entire Pint.

Oh, you are so naughty. Ice cream just goes straight to my thighs.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-30-2003 12:13:12 AM
quote:
Taste Suddar, you will see... More is all you need!
DRUGS
wha where mmmm


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-30-2003 12:36:00 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Suddar wrote:
DRUGS

pass it or get out of the circle jesus christ

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-30-2003 01:55:38 AM
bad chinese food. Especially when you were really hyped up and expecting good chinese food.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-30-2003 02:02:15 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Sentow, Maybe said this:
Things That Suck

  • my girlfriend
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Razor
posted 12-30-2003 02:05:45 AM
quote:
King Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Getting a heart attack.

Had one last month... damn... it's been over a month actually....

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-30-2003 02:07:05 AM
quote:
Verily, Liam doth proclaim:
pass it or get out of the circle jesus christ

but he brought the weed it's only fair guys



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 12-30-2003 02:58:02 AM
Being at work and finding out that you're 1 1/2 hours early. *I ride a bike to work. 7 miles one way*.

*Actually I thought it was suppose to be today, (Late start) not Yesterday.

[ 12-30-2003: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-30-2003 03:18:59 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Skaw said:
Eating Icecream thats so fucking good, you eat an entire Pint.

Oh, yeah, that's a bloody horror, isn't it?

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-30-2003 04:33:15 AM
quote:
There once was a little (wo)man named Zephyer Kyuukaze...
Oh, yeah, that's a bloody horror, isn't it?

it is when you're trying to not eat sweets.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-30-2003 05:10:41 AM
Okay, I got a new one.

When you go to a strip club to get some swag and the first dance is really good, but the next one is pretty bad because you got a stripper with saggy tits, a pissy attitude and she does amateur things like stab you with her stilleto heels and crush you in her thighs (that's not sexy!) and then she's shakin' her moneymaker and she breaks wind in your face (three times) and you realize you've wasted 20 bucks because you really wanted that T-shirt she was giving away BUT IT WASN'T WORTH IT!

*gasp*

I can still smell her on my face...

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-30-2003 10:01:23 AM
  • The End of the First Disc of FFVII.
  • Mr. Gainsborough
    posted 12-30-2003 10:02:01 AM

    • Double Posting

    [ 12-30-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Gainsborough ]

    Mr. Gainsborough
    posted 12-30-2003 10:02:35 AM

    • Me being a complete moron.

    [ 12-30-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Gainsborough ]

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