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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-29-2003 12:37:27 AM
Does exactly what it says on the tin.

[ 12-29-2003: Message edited by: Mortious ]

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-29-2003 12:37:53 AM
HA! only one worked.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-29-2003 12:37:56 AM

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 12-29-2003 12:40:28 AM
Drawing Pictures of your sister again Mort?
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Suddar
posted 12-29-2003 12:55:46 AM
I can honestly say I was not at all aroused.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 12-29-2003 12:58:25 AM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about John Romero:
I can honestly say I was not at all aroused.

That makes people like you and me normal

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 12-29-2003 01:05:23 AM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about Punky Brewster:
That makes people like you and me normal

And people like me hideous beings that hide in the shadows of humanity, devouring those that fall astray.

Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne
Pancake
posted 12-29-2003 01:17:17 AM
yarg...no Mort...NO.
Feh!

<Mortious> "A Qitiqat A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-29-2003 01:22:24 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Azizza stammered:
That makes people like you and me normal

Suddar isn't aroused by anything, though.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-29-2003 01:22:46 AM
It's nice to know I have options if I ever get bored of normal porn.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-29-2003 01:26:29 AM
Is that blue chick supposed to be Krystal from SFA?
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-29-2003 01:27:17 AM
quote:
Khyron Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Is that blue chick supposed to be Krystal from SFA?

Yup

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-29-2003 01:31:59 AM
This is just as arousing as watching the neighborhood dog hump some prissy uptown poodle.

In that it's not.

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 12-29-2003 01:35:47 AM
I support this strongly.
"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
Pancake
posted 12-29-2003 01:41:40 AM
Yeah, you talk like that because we can't see your pitched tents over the internet.

[ 12-29-2003: Message edited by: Chief Durkin ]

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  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
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  • Liam
    Swims in Erotic Circles
    posted 12-29-2003 01:48:33 AM
    please post some tigers raping eachothers butts
    Random Insanity Generator
    Condom Ninja El Supremo
    posted 12-29-2003 02:37:39 AM
    quote:
    From the book of Khyron, chapter 3, verse 16:
    Is that blue chick supposed to be Krystal from SFA?

    First thought was: "I don't remember anyone named Krystal in Street Fighter Zero..." Then after doing a double take on the pics (after they all downloaded) I realized you meant Star Fox Adventures....

    Secondly, that was over 4mb of pics just in case those of you on broadband connections at the moment cared.

    Thirdly, I thought something seemed familiar about these pics, then I saw that most of them were from japanese artists and I relized it was the eyes that was drawing my attention...

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    Led
    *kaboom*
    posted 12-29-2003 02:40:15 AM
    Omg, what could that long pixelated shaft BE!? Their censorship is SO CRAFTY I cannot POSSIBLY figure it out!#%

    /captainkirk

    Palador ChibiDragon
    Dismembered
    posted 12-29-2003 02:40:21 AM
    Some of the artwork in Mort's first post is fairly good. Any chance of getting more pictures by that artist, but with some clothes on them and less sex? Maybe in an adventurer setting?
    I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
    Delphi Aegis
    Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
    posted 12-29-2003 11:38:40 AM
    Why draw the fucking penis and vagina if you're just going to blur them out?

    Such a turnoff.

    ..

    Uh, that is, if I was turned ON. Yeah.

    Holden
    French Cocksucker
    posted 12-29-2003 12:00:03 PM
    Reminds me of valkyn girls from DaoC....I like valkyns now.

    "America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
    Nicole
    The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
    posted 12-29-2003 04:42:47 PM
    This post meets my approval.


    I just spent
    my last cent
    purchasing this poverty.

    Mortious
    Gluttonous Overlard
    posted 12-29-2003 05:21:14 PM
    quote:
    Neeecole said:
    This post meets my approval.

    Would've been more amusing if you said "meats".

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