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Topic: How to get back at your wife in one easy step.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 12-28-2003 03:19:16 PM
What a numbnut.


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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-28-2003 03:22:16 PM
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-28-2003 03:25:36 PM
I'll stick with my three, thanks.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2003 03:34:38 PM
That'll learn her.
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Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne
Pancake
posted 12-28-2003 03:41:59 PM
Sorta like this guy...

[ 12-28-2003: Message edited by: Shahrazade Rajah DeMoyne ]

Feh!

<Mortious> "A Qitiqat A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."

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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-28-2003 03:45:00 PM
Reading the posted comments was fun.
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-28-2003 08:24:27 PM
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Give him a break. WHO HASN'T done that before?
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
Pancake
posted 12-28-2003 08:27:14 PM
Isn't this the same country that thinks certain people are sorcerers that are making thier penises shrink?
Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
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    Jajahotep
    Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
    posted 12-28-2003 08:32:06 PM
    That's like the guy who cut off his wang and deep fried that bad boy before eating it.

    How is this getting back at the wife tho? Isn't it just giving women proof that some men are dumbasses?

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    Demos
    Pancake
    posted 12-28-2003 11:58:12 PM
    quote:
    1st Guy: "What? Is the guy nuts?"
    2nd Guy: "Only half as much as he used to be."
    "Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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