Politically correct game title: The Alzheimer's Conversation
How this works is simple. Quote the last poster (so there's no confusion), and respond only to what that person said, or to some part of what they said. Ignore the context of whatever that person said, including anything they may have quoted. Make up your own context if you want. Don't post essays if you can help it, but if someone does post an essay, just take one section of whatever they said, and ignore the rest (omit anything you ignore from your quote). And if someone breaks the rules... just keep going as if they didn't.
Ready............................ GO!
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Ford Prefect stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Respond to the person above you!Politically correct game title: The Alzheimer's Conversation
How this works is simple. Quote the last poster (so there's no confusion), and respond only to what that person said, or to some part of what they said. Ignore the context of whatever that person said, including anything they may have quoted. Make up your own context if you want. Don't post essays if you can help it, but if someone does post an essay, just take one section of whatever they said, and ignore the rest (omit anything you ignore from your quote). And if someone breaks the rules... just keep going as if they didn't.
Ready............................ GO!
Really now? I never would have thought of you as a shriner.
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Canadian Mountee spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Really now? I never would have thought of you as a shriner.
I rember once I had a shriner, Ole cletus had this truck and well we would drive around all the time selling moonshine for a nickle. Now a nickle was worth quite a bit back then. You could go see a flicker and get some, my back hurts you seen the nurse? I swear the nurses we have these days are lazy they almost never come when you ring for them anymore. ...............long pause.................so how about those mets
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Somthor had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I rember once I had a shriner, Ole cletus had this truck and well we would drive around all the time selling moonshine for a nickle. Now a nickle was worth quite a bit back then. You could go see a flicker and get some, my back hurts you seen the nurse? I swear the nurses we have these days are lazy they almost never come when you ring for them anymore. ...............long pause.................so how about those mets
Eat bleach and die.
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Bummey the Savage stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Eat bleach and die.
I thought it was eat cheese and die?
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Broadzilla's fortune cookie read:
I thought it was eat cheese and die?
why would you want to eat die?
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Blindy Claus had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
why?
Why is an important question! I mean, who or what or where isn't part of our alphabet. But WHY is!
So I ask you.. WHY..not?
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about John Romero:
WHY..not?
Because the monkey poured coffee in my boots. 
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Demos wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Because the monkey poured coffee in my boots.
Wasn't "E-MONKEY POR CHOPPY MY-" ...What was I talking about again?
Oh. Right. I was talking about StarCraft. I think. Y'know, it's been a while since I played... What was that game again?
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Ruv had this to say about Captain Planet:
Star
Do my eyes decieve me? I do believe thats a Starbucks. Gentlemen, I think its time we had a cup of joe.
How in the hell can you drink Joe?!?! He's a person, you fucking cannibal.
YOU DON'T DRINK PEOPLE.
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Gikk had this to say about Duck Tales:
OH MY GOD.How in the hell can you drink Joe?!?! He's a person, you fucking cannibal.
YOU DON'T DRINK PEOPLE.
I knew a guy named Joe once. I believe he was the stripper for my husband's bachelor party. From the waist down, he was Joe, but from the waist up, he was Joanna! A funny guy, that Joe. [ 12-23-2003: Message edited by: Monica ]
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Monica still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
A
You got a B+ on that test and everyone knows it! As for me, I got a D, but that's because I was out banging hookers with Snoota the night before.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I got a D
D?? You're openly admitting your love for D?
I thought he was named Sean now, but whatever.
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Tarquinn attempted to be funny by writing:
D??
No, it was E. E Pluribus Rectum is what Benjamin Franklin said.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Benjamin Franklin
Ooooohhh! I remember that Benjamin Franklin! Used to live next door to us with Michael Jackson. He was such a sweet boy.
quote:Dude! What's mine say?
Roll the dice to see if Monica is getting drunk!
sweet
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Ford Prefect had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Dude! What's mine say?
Mines don't say much, son, are you sure you're not sick?
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Niklas got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Mines don't say much, son, are you sure you're not sick?
Some nice chicken soup will fix that cold right up. Its better than the last remedy....ah, what was it....Karnaj soup with cookies.
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Demos had this to say about John Romero:
cookies.
Are you sayin' I'm crazy, son? I can still teach you a trick or two! Just *yawn*.. let.. me.. *yawn*.. show.. you.. [ 12-23-2003: Message edited by: Niklas ]
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Niklas said:
*yawn*
Nap time already? But we haven't had lunch yet!
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Monica said this about your mom:
Nap time already? But we haven't had lunch yet!
Oh sweetie, what's for lunch?
Or is it breakfast?
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger painfully thought these words up:
Oh sweetie, what's for lunch?Or is it breakfast?
I had ramen for lunch, it was good. I wonder whats for dinner...
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Hello Cuthy thought about the meaning of life:
good.
Why thanks, I was rather proud of that car.
quote:That would be a pretty mean thing for me to mean to say.
Somthor needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
did you mean to say Drink bleach and die?
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Mr. Parcelan farted, then typed this through the tears:
that car
How does a Positrac rear end work?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Robocop:
rear
Ha! YOU SAID REAR!!
[ 12-23-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Savage ]
edit: Straying from the rules a bit. There is such a thing as powdered bleach, yanno. Fuckin tool
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bummey the Savage was all like:
Ha! YOU SAID REAR!!
No thank you, those things are expensive.
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Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
No thank you, those things are expensive.
I couldn't think of anything else =\
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Bummey The Savage forgot his Hooked On Phonics lessons and typed:
anything
That is exactly what this thread is about.
Im Rick James, bitch!!!!
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Agent Shadow had this to say about Pirotess:
thread
Grandma's not knitting any socks for Christmas.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Grandma snot
what
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This one time, at Bummey the Savage camp:
what
....the heck is going one here?!I demand you explain yourself!And zip that fly up!!
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This insanity brought to you by Bummey the Savage:
what
That's what I asked him! But then he said "OH MY GOD LOOK A DISTRACTION" and he was gone!
What a damn liar! THERE WAS NO DISTRACTION!
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Ruv had this to say about John Romero:
DISTRACTION!
Look! It's the Goodyear Blimp!
*runs away*
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So quoth Bummey the Savage:
limp
It happens.
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Bummey the Savage thought about the meaning of life:
*runs away*
Ahh, that reminds me of the good ole Monty Python.
Yup.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Somthor thought about the meaning of life:
the full monty? yes the python was enormoose
You're supposed to quote them, you slobbering idiot.
