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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-21-2003 10:27:01 PM
Since I've seen firsthand how well it works.. I've decided to try going on atkins. I wanna see how well I can work it... Anyone got any advice?
Skaw
posted 12-21-2003 10:28:35 PM
omg baby cow killer!
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 12-21-2003 10:30:06 PM
I hear catching the plague is a good way to lose weight.
Razor
posted 12-21-2003 10:31:41 PM
Works great.

But I suggest that you do a slight variation on it. Instead of cutting all carbs, cut it to one quarter of your usual. Double meat intake, but make it healthy meats, such as seafood and turkey. And stick with it, this one shows good results after 3-4 months.

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-21-2003 10:39:50 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Razor wrote:
Works great.

But I suggest that you do a slight variation on it. Instead of cutting all carbs, cut it to one quarter of your usual. Double meat intake, but make it healthy meats, such as seafood and turkey. And stick with it, this one shows good results after 3-4 months.


hrmm. I'll look into it.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-21-2003 10:44:41 PM
quote:
Verily, Aury doth proclaim:
Since I've seen firsthand how well it works.. I've decided to try going on atkins. I wanna see how well I can work it... Anyone got any advice?

I love atkins with it and the closing of the canadian border (supposed to be for 7 years but I bet it doesnt stay that way)

prices for cattle are at a 9 year high, other meat prices are also up like sheep and swine.

this year contracted sales of 1.09 a lb were achived highest ever from our ranch. GO ATKINS

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Delphi Aegis
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posted 12-21-2003 11:45:39 PM
quote:
Aury thought about the meaning of life:
Anyone got any advice?

Talk to your doctor first. He can set you up with a hellacious amount of people who can get an idea of what you want to do, and weather going "All meat" is actually healthy for you.

Or he can at least give you a pamphlet.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-21-2003 11:54:51 PM
I don't really have a doctor..
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Pancake
posted 12-21-2003 11:59:50 PM
My entire family is on the diet. (except me)
It works exceptionally well, my father accually lost too much weight and had to stop. But I think there is some kind of vitamin that you also have to take. Before going on the diet I would suggest reading the book, it says the names of vitamins you have to take in it.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2003 12:02:14 AM
Why don't you just cut back on everything a little bit and exercise regularly?
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-22-2003 12:05:03 AM
quote:
El Imán Grande! had this to say about Pirotess:
Why don't you just cut back on everything a little bit and exercise regularly?

I did. I've lost 50 pounds so far. I'm wanting to see how atkins works for me, though.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-22-2003 12:56:36 AM
quote:
Aury stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I did. I've lost 50 pounds so far. I'm wanting to see how atkins works for me, though.

If your diet/exercise program ain't broke don't fix it.

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-22-2003 12:59:27 AM
Thing is, I don't have a program. And I've kind of stopped following my "No Sugar/No Deep fried shit" Thing. It was bad. But I do get lots of exercise. I walk at least 2 miles a day.
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 12-22-2003 01:00:28 AM
I've heard good things about some "South Beach Diet". Supposed to be better than Atkins!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-22-2003 01:04:00 AM
Try the famed Mort Diet.

Gobble something hot at least once a day and you're set.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-22-2003 01:07:46 AM
quote:
So quoth Mortious:
Try the famed Mort Diet.

Gobble something hot at least once a day and you're set.


*smirks* One cannot live on hot tube steak once a day alone, duder.

Alt-F4
Pancake
posted 12-22-2003 01:10:40 AM
I see a lot of people on that diet, since I work as a waiter at a Asain resturaunt. When ever you go to eat out(I'm not sure how much you do that), ask if they have anything specifically for the Atkins diet.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-22-2003 01:16:25 AM
quote:
Alt-F4 painfully thought these words up:
I see a lot of people on that diet, since I work as a waiter at a Asain resturaunt. When ever you go to eat out(I'm not sure how much you do that), ask if they have anything specifically for the Atkins diet.

At work: Zesty Chicken Bowl, no beans, red strips, fiesta salsa or zesty dressing. That leaves lettuce, chicken, and threecheese blend. At Arby's: Carby's. =)

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-22-2003 02:36:31 AM
My buddy Leonard is doing a variant of it. From what he explained, it sounds like there's several stages of Atkins. The first stage is really just to get your body fired up. It's also the stage that, if you try and do it forever, will kill your kidneys and liver.

So you do the first stage for six months or whatever, get your system up and running, and ditch 50 lbs, then you switch off slightly. Not so hardcore, but now you've got your metabolism fired up (with any luck), and can switch off to something less radical.

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-22-2003 08:14:51 AM
quote:
When they turned on the Infinite Improbability Drive, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael suddenly said,
My buddy Leonard is doing a variant of it. From what he explained, it sounds like there's several stages of Atkins. The first stage is really just to get your body fired up. It's also the stage that, if you try and do it forever, will kill your kidneys and liver.

So you do the first stage for six months or whatever, get your system up and running, and ditch 50 lbs, then you switch off slightly. Not so hardcore, but now you've got your metabolism fired up (with any luck), and can switch off to something less radical.


If I recall right, the overzealous stage of Atkins is supposed to last for a few weeks, not six months. After all, if it's killing your liver & kidneys, you don't wanna do it for very long. Most complete start-to-finish diets don't even last six months.

General advice: I haven't tried the plan myself, but I know people who're on it say they get tired of it very quickly because of a lack of variety. So be sure to find a lot of meats you enjoy. Eggs are also good (a lot of atkins products, like the breads & shakes, are made from egg), so don't skimp on the omelets. Keep meat-based snacks, like sliced deli meats, available at all times, because you will get cravings.

Any diet leaves you short on certain vitamins, so as others have already said, read up first to find out what you're missing, and arrange for supplements. You're better off with liquid or powder supplements than pills, because pills don't get absorbed as effectively.

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Jajahotep
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posted 12-22-2003 10:36:08 AM
The first stage is a two week deal. And it sucks.

The Dreaded-Inlaws have been doing Atkins on and off for a couple of years. I tried it two years ago, but I don't eat pork and it seems that the diet was all about pushing the nasty swine on you.

I've seen some good results, but as soon as the diet is stopped it all comes crashing back down in waves (though I guess that could be said for any diet).

Personally, I think what you're doing now by cutting out the soda and the fried foods and exercising is the way to go. Also, I echo what Razor said. Cut back gradually. If you go full force you're going to have nasty cravings that you may not be able to control.

And look for healthy alternatives! *pops a rice cake into Aury's mouth*

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-22-2003 12:09:45 PM
Induction sucks ass. Majorly. Dropping all kinds of Coke (and anything else with caffeine) is the major bitch. If you can clear that hump the rest of it isn't too bad.

From what I understand it kicks ass for some people with results that are almost frightening... for others it's slow, but there are results if you stay with it long enough.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-22-2003 12:11:06 PM
Do you know what "diet" is?!?! It's "DIE" with a "T" on the end!
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 12-22-2003 12:20:16 PM
Alot of the things that are consumed in todays society that are bad for you are bread products, like french fries. The Atkins diet gets you off of those and when you eliminate that source of extra fat it really is amazing how quickly the pounds mealt off. The Atkins diet is supposed to teach you how you really should be eating every day, not just a special two month deal.

Cutting back on fried foods is a good deal for the most part. However, starches are good for you so don't go all anti-bread in its entirety.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 12-22-2003 04:17:18 PM
Get the book.

I lost 90 pounds on Atkins and I can give you a fuckton of recipes for it.

I can teach you how to cook things that will make you think that you are eating like regular people. It isn't that hard. You just substitute different veggies for your regular starchies. Like fry up some parmesan coated cauliflower instead of tater tots. They go awesome with fish or steak or just about anything. To make these, you dredge cauliflower pieces in an eggwash, then roll to cover in parmesean cheese (you can mix it with garlic and pepper if you like), then fry in hot bacon fat or vegetable oil.

Anyway! Atkins does have three different levels. The first level is liveable if you know how to cook and you know what you are doing. It isn't NO carbs, it is LOW carbs. You get carbs in vegetables. If you eat prepared meats there are carbs.

If you are serious about doing Atkins I would be glad to help you find help on the web. There are support groups. I happen to know a few. I also know a recipe for low-carb chocolate.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 12-22-2003 04:29:00 PM
For all the glory the Atkins diet gets it really isn't as good as it sounds.

While yes you will loose weight, but the only reason you will loose weight is cause you are depriving your body of necessary energy sources, which then means your body is forced to burn up the energies it already has stored in your bodies fat instead.

It is not healthy. I am in fact a full supporter of pure carnivores, though I aso do see that the human body was not made for it. If your goal is really weight loss the best you can do is follow the food pyramid meeting the lowest requirements and getting moderate exercise(i.e. running once in awhile, maybe visit a gym).

If some one wants to disagree with me go ahead, but I just finished up a report on this diet in Foods class, so I know both sides of the story, and the downsides outweigh the bonuses.

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