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Zair had this to say about Duck Tales:
There's still gonna be presents, right?
Yes but no reindeer feces.
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Drysart obviously shouldn't have said:
[QB][/QB]
Slaps Drysart with a lawsuit for ruining kids imagination and then drags him out to be beaten.
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Vernaltemptress was naked while typing this:
Then who's lap have I been sitting on every year?!? And telling all my secrets too?!?
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Vernaltemptress had this to say about pies:
Then who's lap have I been sitting on every year?!? And telling all my secrets too?!?
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Drysart said:
Santa Claus is not real
Neither is my Christmas spirit.
IMPOSSIBLE
IMPOSSIBLE
IMPOSSIBLE
IMPOSSIBLE
IMPOSSIBLE
IMPOSSIBLE
IMPOSSIBLE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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This one time, at Delphi Aegis camp:
This either means that santa isn't real... Or Mr. Sart finally made it so that spoiler'ed text no longer shows up on the thread preview.
Santa isn't real.
I think spoiler stuff hasn't shown in preview for a while.
(OH THE BAD PUN!!! OH THE PAIN!)
But not the tooth fairy, oh god, trust me, believe in the tooth fairy. You want to believe in the tooth fairy. [ 12-18-2003: Message edited by: Nicole ]
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This insanity brought to you by Nicole:
[QB]Yep guys, sorry to say it, but he's not real. Neither is the easter bunny or the leprechaun that tells you burning is fun. You can stop believing in them now.[QB]
Sorry to say, but since I've seen the Easter Bunny coming into my room at 2:00am Easter morning, I do believe in him. I was afraid he saw me peeking at him, so I went immediately back to sleep.
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Vernaltemptress was naked while typing this:
Sorry to say, but since I've seen the Easter Bunny coming into my room at 2:00am Easter morning, I do believe in him. I was afraid he saw me peeking at him, so I went immediately back to sleep.
I'm very sorry to say, but that wasn't the Easter Bunny.
You remember that odd fellow that lived on your street? The guy that used to stand on his lawn late at night? The guy your parents called a "confirmed bachelor"?
He paid you a visit. While not quite as interesting as the Easter Bunny, it would be a visit you were sure to remember.
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There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
I'm very sorry to say, but that wasn't the Easter Bunny.You remember that odd fellow that lived on your street? The guy that used to stand on his lawn late at night? The guy your parents called a "confirmed bachelor"?
He paid you a visit. While not quite as interesting as the Easter Bunny, it would be a visit you were sure to remember.
Dude that was Bloodsage. She married him.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:
Dude that was Bloodsage. She married him.
I always get a kick out of that story.
Regardless of the above... I'm sure Santa will stretch his neck out to satisfy you... rumor has it he's bringing his own chimney through the back door this year.. make sure you're nice and accomodate him properly.
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