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Topic: Worst commercial ever.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-16-2003 12:20:18 AM
Old Navy Holiday Hotline. Eyes are blue, I'll connect you.
Hot pink I should think. Quit monkeying around!
How about a logo....a gogo!
That look is off the hook. Ya, and my shizzle gone fezizzle.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Tian
dr00d
posted 12-16-2003 12:21:56 AM
I hate that woman, I swear if I hear her laugh again baby Jebus will cry
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-16-2003 12:22:24 AM
She was hot when I didn't know who she was... then she had to talk, and I knew who it was

[ 12-16-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Savage ]

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 12-16-2003 12:23:20 AM
Fran Drescher? yeah, she's like some kind of anti-siren.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Gadani
U
posted 12-16-2003 12:25:02 AM
I hate that freaking commercial.

Her voice, appearance, everything, just annoys the hell out of me.

nem-x
posted 12-16-2003 12:31:43 AM
Kidz Bop commercials... fucken ASDHIASDHIASE
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 12-16-2003 12:39:34 AM
My shizzle gone fasizzle!
Zair
The Imp
posted 12-16-2003 12:50:35 AM
I miss the old lady with the giant glasses.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 12-16-2003 12:51:30 AM
I miss the lack of Old Navy Commercials.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 12-16-2003 12:52:37 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Zair wrote:
I miss the old lady with the giant glasses.

I never thought I'd agree with that statement.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 12-16-2003 01:09:14 AM
quote:
Gadanii stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I hate that freaking commercial.

Her voice, appearance, everything, just annoys the hell out of me.



Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-16-2003 08:17:31 AM
I'll agree dont care for that commerical, she does have nice legs though
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-16-2003 12:40:45 PM
That toshiba commercial, or whatever it was. The one where they sing 'You... are my shiiiiiiining star!'

ARGH DIE

 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-16-2003 12:56:47 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about pies:
That toshiba commercial, or whatever it was. The one where they sing 'You... are my shiiiiiiining star!'

ARGH DIE


its sony

and yeah Id kill that little brat if she did that to me

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-16-2003 12:57:31 PM
Zoom Zoom
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-16-2003 04:49:41 PM
1 of 2 commercials I can't stand:

Peter Francis Geraci commericals. The guy has NO EMOTION. This man was born without a personality! Its painful to watch really.

or

The Cortislim commerical. Its just sad how the voice and the doctor's mouth movements are so off. Bad dubbing is only funny in hentai.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-16-2003 04:53:18 PM
quote:
When they turned on the Infinite Improbability Drive, Elvish Crack Piper suddenly said,
I miss the lack of Old Navy Commercials.
I miss Old Navy being a military surplus store.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-16-2003 05:00:35 PM
Since the creepy old lady with the huge glasses died, the "former celebrity" spokesmen/spokesmodels/spokeshas-beens have been getting progressively worse. Gilbert Godfried has more of a career than most of the people that've done Old Navy commercials lately, so I pray that he won't be the next. It'd be hard to top Fran Drescher, but I daresay ol' Gilbert could do it.

Sooooo I'd have to say the Old Navy commercials are the worst. There's a number of honorable mentions and serious contenders for the title, but the Old Navy commercials manage to sit firmly in the first place spot for now.

Times like this I miss the Budweiser Frogs, Iguanas, and Ferret.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-16-2003 05:00:48 PM
I dunno.. the Santa hemmoroid or the Santa diarrhea when he's going down the chimney are pretty bad.

Still trying to think of a non-holiday one, tho.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-16-2003 05:03:19 PM
quote:
Jajahotep had this to say about Robocop:
I dunno.. the Santa hemmoroid or the Santa diarrhea when he's going down the chimney are pretty bad.

Still trying to think of a non-holiday one, tho.


Holiday-based ones are like pimples on prom night. They're only worse because of the time you get them.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Zair
The Imp
posted 12-16-2003 05:04:05 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
Since the creepy old lady with the huge glasses died,

She died?

My life is a little less worth living

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-16-2003 05:11:59 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Holiday-based ones are like pimples on prom night. They're only worse because of the time you get them.

Okay then.. Arby commercials.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-16-2003 05:12:14 PM
quote:
So quoth Zair:
She died?

My life is a little less worth living


Far as I know, she did.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 12-17-2003 12:15:12 AM
quote:
Cowboy Darius tried to impress everyone with:
My shizzle gone fasizzle!

Flippity floppity floop.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-17-2003 12:19:40 AM
They could've saved that old Navy commercial if the chimp would've just have flung some shit at Fran Drescher.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 12-17-2003 12:23:51 AM
quote:
Drysart stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Flippity floppity floop.

wiggity whack

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-17-2003 12:27:13 AM
quote:
The Body Snatchers version of Cowboy Darius wrote this:
wiggity whack

No, just regular type.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-17-2003 12:28:39 AM
I hate any Xbox commercials where that guy continuously says "It's good to play together!"

Fuck him. Lynch that bastard*.

*I'm such an ass

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 12-17-2003 12:36:22 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's account was hax0red to write:
Times like this I miss the Budweiser Frogs, Iguanas, and Ferret.

Wait what?

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-17-2003 12:38:41 AM
quote:
3 months wasted had this to say about pies:
Old Navy Holiday Hotline. Eyes are blue, I'll connect you.
Hot pink I should think. Quit monkeying around!
How about a logo....a gogo!
That look is off the hook. Ya, and my shizzle gone fezizzle.

I despise that commercial with every fibre of my being.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 12-17-2003 01:20:54 AM
quote:
Ferret was listening to Cher while typing:
Wait what?

BUD... WEI... SER


lol

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-17-2003 01:34:05 AM
Some of Sci-Fi Channel's "if" commercials are getting a bit...creepy. the two dudes wrestling who morph into one is pretty gross
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-17-2003 01:38:11 AM
quote:
From the book of BeauChan, chapter 3, verse 16:
BUD... WEIS... ER


lol


Corrected.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-17-2003 01:39:07 AM
quote:
How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
Some of Sci-Fi Channel's "if" commercials are getting a bit...creepy. the two dudes wrestling who morph into one is pretty gross

I actually like some of those. Although, the one with the guy that touches his tongue with the... thing's is pretty stupid.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-17-2003 01:43:25 AM
quote:
Bummey the Savage had this to say about dark elf butts:
I actually like some of those. Although, the one with the guy that touches his tongue with the... thing's is pretty stupid.

Some of them are cool. Some of them are cheesy. Some of them are gross.

The one with the bug child leaves me thinking "wtf was that?" the one with the chick exhaling the smoke lover was unusual, but okay. The monk one where he shatters everything coming at him with a firm stance was cool. I f'ing LOVE the little asian man who's bald head's top turns into a dragon and eats the bird that lands on it, then the little asian guy grins.

But the two fat dudes getting merged as the wrestle is disturbing.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-17-2003 01:44:18 AM
Oh and touching the tongue with the space chihuahua was another "wtf" one.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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