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Oh shi...
what
posted 12-12-2003 12:58:28 PM











Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-12-2003 01:00:09 PM
There is really no excuse for those extreme weights than poor parenting...if you would learn to say no to your child once in a while, they wouldn't blow up like blimps.

Its sad.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 12-12-2003 01:01:11 PM
quote:
Oh shi... thought about the meaning of life:

Dear god. She's like one of those evil dolls from the evil doll movies that lives in your attic and scrapes it's feet around when it walks to keep you up at night, and then the cat jumps in front of the camera, or hisses or some shit and you jump.

[ 12-12-2003: Message edited by: Cowboy Darius ]

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 12-12-2003 01:02:18 PM
Did anyone else think "State Puff Marshmallow Woman" with that last pic?
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-12-2003 01:03:17 PM
Those kids are going to die of heart attacks before they reach 12...
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-12-2003 01:06:54 PM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Did anyone else think "State Puff Marshmallow Woman" with that last pic?

I still like the second last pic the best.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-12-2003 01:09:24 PM
Okay..that was pretty funny, Delid.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-12-2003 01:14:35 PM
Jesus shit. That girl weighed TWO-GODDAMNED-HUNDRED AND FUCKING FORTY-FIVE POUNDS?! That's more that I do!

Just kill her now. It's more humane. And then do the same to her parents.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-12-2003 01:17:14 PM
this is cruel but I forsee a potential carrer path here.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 12-12-2003 01:19:52 PM
Deli's were funny, but that is just wrong.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 12-12-2003 01:20:29 PM
Think about taking a thyroid test???
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-12-2003 01:20:49 PM
what is it the socks?

need me to remove it?

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-12-2003 01:25:38 PM
The girl looks like an overstuffed Cabbage Patch doll and the boy looks like a sumo wrestler that has been shrunken down to kid size.

That said, their parents should lose custody of them. Not for allowing them to blimp up like that (Hell, it's probably some freakish glandular thing) but for putting them on the goddamn Maury Povich show.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-12-2003 01:29:49 PM
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-12-2003 01:30:39 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about John Romero:
this is cruel but I forsee a potential carrer path here.


Not a NSFW thread, duders.

Zair
The Imp
posted 12-12-2003 01:35:54 PM
quote:
Oh shi... had this to say about Duck Tales:

Is that picture from the show? These parents are going on Maury asking to help their kids and yet they are taking the kids to McDonalds?!? These parents are bordering on child abuse.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-12-2003 01:40:03 PM
quote:
Zair probably says this to all the girls:
Is that picture from the show? These parents are going on Maury asking to help their kids and yet they are taking the kids to McDonalds?!? These parents are bordering on child abuse.

Its as I said, the only help these parents need is a swift kick in their arses...this isn't the fault of the kids. Kids are going to want to have what they want when they want it. The only thing that keeps most from gorging themselves on bad food (chips, burgers, etc) or getting every toy that catches their eye is a parent who knows how to say 'NO' and put their foot down.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Maradon!
posted 12-12-2003 03:18:48 PM
quote:
Verily, Vernaltemptress doth proclaim:
Think about taking a thyroid test???

Ya know it's weird: you never see ethiopian kids with thyroid problems

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-12-2003 03:20:36 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about John Romero:
Ya know it's weird: you never see ethiopian kids with thyroid problems

They die super-young.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 12-12-2003 03:23:41 PM
quote:
El Imán Grande! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
They die super-young.

Joojoo's always such a downer.

[ 12-12-2003: Message edited by: Cowboy Darius ]

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-12-2003 03:53:22 PM
Sweeeeet... fat baby day on Maury!

And that may sound cruel, and trust me, I feel bad for those poor kids. I really love to hear these Mother's (never once have I seen a father on there proud that their toddler is so fat they can't walk) excuses for why their child is so big.

I especially like the 9 month old babies who drink 4+ bottles of soda during the day. *shakes her head in shame*

Oo.. almost Maury time.

Oh shi...
what
posted 12-12-2003 04:29:37 PM
This is the best show ever.

1 year old - 36lbs

Oh shi...
what
posted 12-12-2003 04:38:46 PM
Hey look it's the Michelin tires baby!
Ares
posted 12-12-2003 04:44:48 PM
I was watching this!

To add to the irony and to what Katrinity said earlier...

My boyfriends friend died today.. He was 18. Died of a heart attack due to his weight.

Oh shi...
what
posted 12-12-2003 04:45:36 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ares wrote:
I was watching this!

To add to the irony and to what Katrinity said earlier...

My boyfriends friend died today.. He was 18. Died of a heart attack due to his weight.


What irony!

Ares
posted 12-12-2003 04:46:07 PM
quote:
Jajahotep had this to say about Optimus Prime:
[QB]
I really love to hear these Mother's (never once have I seen a father on there proud that their toddler is so fat they can't walk) excuses for why their child is so big.
QB]

Actually, on today's show, there was a man on there who saw nothing wrong with it. It's sad..

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-12-2003 04:47:35 PM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Cuba:
My boyfriends friend died today.. He was 18. Died of a heart attack due to his weight.

Jeez, what'd he weigh?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-12-2003 04:49:29 PM
quote:
El Imán Grande! had this to say about Tron:
Jeez, what'd he weigh?

85 lbs

Ares
posted 12-12-2003 04:49:30 PM
quote:
El Imán Grande! had this to say about Cuba:
Jeez, what'd he weigh?

I dunno, it was one of his friends back in NYC.. My boyfriend is kindof grieving right now, so I'm not going to go "Well, WTF did he way?" . It's sad really that our society has become this lazy and ignorant when it comes to health.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-12-2003 04:51:01 PM
<hands Ares a cookie to give to her BF>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ares
posted 12-12-2003 04:52:43 PM
quote:
Verily, Katrinity doth proclaim:
<hands Ares a cookie to give to her BF>

Aw, thanks. I'll pass it onto him. :/ My BF's best friend was there when the guy stopped breathing.. Sad shit.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-12-2003 05:09:12 PM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Actually, on today's show, there was a man on there who saw nothing wrong with it. It's sad..

Yeah, I just watched and saw the guy. It is sad.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-12-2003 05:18:01 PM
Holy crap! I'm four times that kid's age, probably twice as tall, and she weighs the same as I do? There's no freaking excuse why any of these kids should be that fat.

Edit: And one of the reasons why I weigh over 200lbs is that not only do I have a mid to large frame, its because I built up a good deal of muscle mass from weight lifting.

[ 12-12-2003: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Alaan
posted 12-12-2003 05:18:15 PM
There is no excuse for feeding these kids more for breakfast than I eat in an entire day...I can't imagine what goes on in these parents' head.
Zair
The Imp
posted 12-12-2003 05:21:43 PM
Episodes like this would make third world countries hate us (if they had televisions)
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-12-2003 08:50:49 PM
quote:
Oh shi... had this to say about Tron:
Hey look it's the Michelin tires baby!

That was my first thought when I saw those pictures.

Get out of my head. NOW. Or I'm sending in the SWAT Team and viscious attack dogs.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-12-2003 09:26:47 PM
Those kids might not make it to ten years old. No growth spurt would clear that out. Can't really give them liposuction. Bloody hell.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 12-12-2003 09:33:05 PM
Ash, tell him he has my condolences.

and I didn't watch it today. I've actually seen other episodes like it, and seeing a kid that weighs as much as I do is kinda scary....

I have a lot of leg muscle. Been swimming since I was 4. you should see my calves.

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