2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a business-like manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You discover you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long service awards.
13. Your reading too fast to notice that there is no number 9.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
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quote:definite 2, 3, 4, 7, and 13
Broadzilla is attacking the darkness!
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quote:
Somthor had this to say about Pirotess:
You know you are lazy, when you notice homeless people digging through the trash and think {man are THEY motivated}
I like it!
No, Really. Bite me.
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Pirotess:
I once forgot the remote control for my tv in my fridge. But that's not the same, right?
When I lose the remote, the fridge is one of the first places I look 
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We were all impressed when Anklebiter wrote:
When I lose the remote, the fridge is one of the first places I look
Whenever I am at Teg's house, the fridge is the first place I look for the phone.
[ 12-13-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]
