NOW THEN.
What is the worst you have ever done?
Mine.
Back in early '95, I was still dating Angie, my high school sweetheart. I was living away from my parents for the first time. I was enjoying life, learning things, experimenting with things. Smoking a lot of pot, dropping a lot of acid, exstacy, mushrooms, alcohol... I was fucked up a lot. I had my tongue pierced, and was going to clubs every night. Hitting raves once a week. When along came Valentines Day. And, of course, a Valentine themed Rave. During the course of the night, Angie and I got split up a few times, but always found eachother. We werent worried about silly things like Monogamy, because it was never a problem. We were with eachother, and that was that. Now, one point during the night, I was getting roughly fondled by a girl named Charlene. She started rubbing on me because I was wearing a silk shirt, and velvet pants, and she liked the feel of me. (If you dont know, X does things to your senses)
Long story, and tedious filler aside, Angie found me and Charlene a couple times. Once, dancing, the other, back in the keg room, getting a blowjob. And those magic words came pouring from my mouth:
"Yeah, I was thinking we need to see other people"
Yes. I dumped my high school sweetheart, the first girl I ever truly loved, at a rave, on valentines day, while getting a blowjob. I feel bad about it now. I mean, Charlene gave GREAT head. The girl sucked dick like it was her purpose in life. It was soo very enjoyable. Pure talent. But, was it worth losing Angie? Nope. Angie gave pretty fantastic head herself. And I loved her. Hell, I dumped Charlene less than 12 hours later.
Eventually, Angie came to forgive me. We get along fine now, but I have never forgivin myself, for the hurt I caused.
Now then... lets hear it, boys and girls. Whats your worst?
Well, it was true. He was a complete dick, and deserved to die.
But... ugh 
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Led had this to say about dark elf butts:
Told my mother straight to her face that her boyfriend was a worthless pile of shit, and that any amount of emotional pain on her part was a small price to pay to see him dead.Well, it was true. He was a complete dick, and deserved to die.
But... ugh
Hrm, that is somewhat badly phrased. Makes it sound like I offed him or something 
No, I did not... but I wanted to 
Especially after I found out he was beating my brother.
Target: Wouldnt you like to know
Offense: Lesbianism
2 hours latter i was knee deep in Kittens and adult cats many of which were highly adoptable. The one that got me the most was this old lady had gone to a nursing home and couldnt keep her siamese, it was a loving but scared cat and I put it down, it looked at me and meowed when I put the needle in it. My boss knew I was a cat lover and he picked me to do this becuse he was a sadeist. three months latter I had transfered to a different job in the county.
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Somthor was naked while typing this:
When I was a animal control officer, I was instructed to kill every cat in the shelter becuse the director hated cats. on the pretext one was sick thus they would all be sick.
2 hours latter i was knee deep in Kittens and adult cats many of which were highly adoptable. The one that got me the most was this old lady had gone to a nursing home and couldnt keep her siamese, it was a loving but scared cat and I put it down, it looked at me and meowed when I put the needle in it. My boss knew I was a cat lover and he picked me to do this becuse he was a sadeist. three months latter I had transfered to a different job in the county.
Dude how many different jobs did you have?
I work at a child care center, so there's plenty of ways and temptations to kinda screw around with the kids. I was helping get some kids (about 4 to 6 years old) into our van after we had finished with a field trip.
Now, we live in a pretty racially specific area, and our kids are mostly white. We've got a total of two black kids in the school, and one was too old for this field trip.
So we've got this one black boy climbing into the van, and he's the last one to get into this packed vehicle. He turns and says "Mr. Alan, (Yes they call me mister at 18) I wa sitting in the front seat." He points to some kid chatting with someone as he sits in the front seat.
We were running late to go out to lunch at the time, so I was short on patience and ended up yelling: "Just sit in the back! No Rosa Parks action's gonna happen on MY watch."
Yes. I'm a heartless person. (Lucky for me only the kids heard me.) 
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Somthor said:
When I was a animal control officer, I was instructed to kill every cat in the shelter becuse the director hated cats. on the pretext one was sick thus they would all be sick.
2 hours latter i was knee deep in Kittens and adult cats many of which were highly adoptable. The one that got me the most was this old lady had gone to a nursing home and couldnt keep her siamese, it was a loving but scared cat and I put it down, it looked at me and meowed when I put the needle in it. My boss knew I was a cat lover and he picked me to do this becuse he was a sadeist. three months latter I had transfered to a different job in the county.
I would have used a ball peen hammer.
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ACES! Another post by Shazorx / Modrakien:
Dude how many different jobs did you have?
We're up to 11 now. [ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: Blindy Claus ]
At the age of, uh, four. Maybe five, but definately before school.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Blindy Claus wrote:
We're up to 11 now.
I doubt its that many, I mentioned I worked for a county for 3 years once of those years was as an ACO.
So what If I have had alot of jobs
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Somthor had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I doubt its that many
That's how many we've heard about so far, although if you count both your duties with the county as one job you'd only be at ten. [ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: Blindy Claus ]
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There was much rejoicing when Tarquinn said this:
Attempted Theft.At the age of, uh, four. Maybe five, but definately before school.
Same here. Except I was about 7. I wanted that candy so bad
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Somthor wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
When I was a animal control officer, I was instructed to kill every cat in the shelter becuse the director hated cats. on the pretext one was sick thus they would all be sick.
2 hours latter i was knee deep in Kittens and adult cats many of which were highly adoptable. The one that got me the most was this old lady had gone to a nursing home and couldnt keep her siamese, it was a loving but scared cat and I put it down, it looked at me and meowed when I put the needle in it. My boss knew I was a cat lover and he picked me to do this becuse he was a sadeist. three months latter I had transfered to a different job in the county.
I would have quit as soon as he told me to do that and probably tried to do something about it.
Even if you hate cats, that's pretty wrong 
what he did was legal but it was also very extreme. If the SPCA had been there they might have stoped it. It was somthing he would do periodicly just go and kill every poor cat in the shelter about every 60 days or so. He considered it cleaning house. Most the time I was on Patrol so I wasnt there to see it.
Being a ACO was a great experience If it hadnt been for that incident I'd have stayed lots of good stories to tell 
You didn't have to kill them. you could have just quit and told him to do it himself.
and the worst thing I've done was meet a guy, sleep with him, and dump him the next day.
yup.
[ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: BlueMage ]
Beauchan: you skank
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Worst thing Ive ever done... can think of a couple things... stole from the school store... fooled around with a friend of mines boyfriend... but worst of all I think? Dating Redmage
Bitter much?
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So quoth BlueMage:
Beauchan: you skank
*skanks it up*
Just to watch him die.
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Canadian Mountee had this to say about Tron:
Back during my Black Hand days in Sarajevo, I shot some political officer during some kind of parade. I remember some people getting kind of pissed.
circa 1914?
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Somthor stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
circa 1914?
June 28th yes.
I had sex with a girl in my dorm room... while my roommate was asleep across the room.
I slept with a girl solely to receive the benefits of her charitable income. She'd buy me things, like ski trips and the like.
I'd have to say those are the three "worst" things I've done.
I don't regret any.
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How.... LeMiere.... uughhhhhh:
I slept with a girl solely to receive the benefits of her charitable income. She'd buy me things, like ski trips and the like.
Was she hot?
Worst thing I ever did...I don't know. I chained a guy to a lamp post with handcuffs I bought in Praque once, but I don't regret that or anything.
I kicked a nine year old recently, but he was telling me to shut up and generally being a jackass. In my defense, I was kinda drunk (warming up for a party at 6PM!) and he was being a jackass.
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Jens said this about your mom:
Was she hot?Worst thing I ever did...I don't know. I chained a guy to a lamp post with handcuffs I bought in Praque once, but I don't regret that or anything.
I kicked a nine year old recently, but he was telling me to shut up and generally being a jackass. In my defense, I was kinda drunk (warming up for a party at 6PM!) and he was being a jackass.
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Zaza obviously shouldn't have said:
I stole some candy and got away with it!
TERRORIST
She's the reason I'm gay. 
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Alaan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-12-03&res=l
I need to read PA more often. That was funny. 
