double jointed doesn't count

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It is also one of those things that everyone is compelled to try and do, and thus by stating this fact most guys can get girls to essentially thrust their chest forward in an attempt to accomplish the set goal.

I didn't know this when I was first told this fact in high school, and thus spent quite a bit of time repeating it to people as an "odd tidbit of information" before I finally caught onto this.

I tend to be a bit... absent-minded, really.

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Sean thought about the meaning of life:
82% of statistics are complete bullshit and made up four seconds before they are reported or passed on.

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what about the other 63%?

lick your elbow.

[ 12-08-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]

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And now, we sprinkle Mr. Parcelan liberally with Old Spice!
40% of the posts Diadem makes, he is wearing a rainbow afro.

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And 148% of everything you say is said to get you laid.

Conclusion: You want to sleep with Diadem.

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Karnaj obviously shouldn't have said:
And 148% of everything you say is said to get you laid.

Conclusion: You want to sleep with Diadem.

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God, no wonder I hate math.

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Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
God, no wonder I hate math.

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is that your pet name for his penis?

She also had big tits, which was weird since she was short. She wasn't overweight or anything, but it kinda fit in an odd way.

Weird and cool at the same time.

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ACES! Another post by Lashanna:
Can...
Almost...
Do...
It...

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You can do it put your butt into it

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Verily, Drakkenmaw doth proclaim:
It is a rare genetic trait in humans, where you are able to touch your shoulderblades behind your back. Most people can't do it.

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I can do that.

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Zaza had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I can do that.

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You live next to a nuclear reactor, though.

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Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
You live next to a nuclear reactor, though.

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You wouldn't believe the many uses people have for three arms.

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Zaza had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You wouldn't believe the many uses people have for three arms.

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Why...you could masturbate one and a half as much as any normal mortal!

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Zaza had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I can do that.

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I can do that, too!

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Mortious stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I can go down on myself.

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I can go boil my eyes in bleach! Watch me do it!