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Topic: the "Imitate the poster above you" thread
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-05-2003 07:35:47 AM
No double posting! Imitate the poster to go right before you in a humorous and unexpect fashion.


-GO-

 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-05-2003 08:57:01 AM
mmmmm ok hows this

You make me sad, negative negative negative negative insult insult. (about one paragraph of this)

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-05-2003 08:59:15 AM
ad hoieminen attakc on undsuspectingk corporation
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-05-2003 09:03:43 AM
*Subtle attempt at a flame from a position of resolute moral athority.*
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-05-2003 09:06:04 AM
Hits the lock thread button frantically.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-05-2003 09:07:04 AM
Hi, I'm a swede!

damn you.

[ 12-05-2003: Message edited by: Pvednes ]

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-05-2003 09:07:50 AM
Oops. Let me type something up about that crazy sweed. But first to stroke my scruff beard.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-05-2003 09:10:37 AM
Blind! BLIND AS A BAT, I tell you! So. Can I go into the womens' locker room? Please? Pretty Please?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-05-2003 09:11:59 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Gydfather said:
ad hoieminen attakc on undsuspectingk corporation

chuckle

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-05-2003 09:16:39 AM
quote:
Somthor's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
chuckle

the reoson ivae had 24019,20193 jobzs ni the last 5yfers is lah i cant reed derections.

Nina
posted 12-05-2003 10:00:39 AM
My MHZ give me superior penis size!
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-05-2003 10:11:38 AM
quote:
Nina's fortune cookie read:
My MHZ give me superior penis size!

I wish I didn't have a penis!

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-05-2003 10:47:12 AM
I wish I knew how to peoperly drink.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-05-2003 10:51:32 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Aury:
I wish I knew how to peoperly drink.

Guess what! I'm gay! But I sure do enjoy looking up pictures of hot chix!

[ 12-05-2003: Message edited by: Jajahotep ]

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-05-2003 03:26:12 PM
quote:
Jajahotep had this to say about Cuba:
Guess what! I'm gay! But I sure do enjoy looking up pictures of hot chix!

I am e-vil Ja-Ja! I am e-vil Ja-Ja! *does a little dance*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-05-2003 03:32:10 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael painfully thought these words up:
I am e-vil Ja-Ja! I am e-vil Ja-Ja! *does a little dance*

Behold! As I now add ANTLERS to my sister Jaja! In one quick trip to the bioreactor -- oh shit, DENS DON'T HIT THAT BUTTON-----

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-05-2003 03:32:56 PM
I'd leave this post blank to signify the fact I never post, but then none of you would get it.

[ 12-05-2003: Message edited by: Black ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-05-2003 03:36:10 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
I am e-vil Ja-Ja! I am e-vil Ja-Ja! *does a little dance*

But what is evil really? An artificial concept used to chastise those who go against societal norms. And as such, why should "evil" (however artificial it may be) be decried? For usually it is those in power who seek to control others with similar methods. Sure they may mask it with religion, or nationalism, or some other philanthropic nonsense, but in the end it's nothing more than a shield to hide behind.

Indeed, look at some of the things that we consider evil in our society. Stealing. Stealing is a crime that primarily benefits the lower classes (also referred to as "the unwashed masses" or "the rabble" by the well-to-do) as it equals out the playing field. A rich person does not steal unless they steal from one richer, for what use does someone have for theft when they have everything they want? Again, another point of control.

Or even good. Help your fellow man, do not be greedy, etc. For when you address someone with "help your fellow man", who does it refer to? Youself of course! But the person you dictate that moral to will see it as all people, and make you seem even better. You: 1 Rabble: 0 . And it doesn't stop there. They spread your message around, until everything finally comes full circle. Helping you. Whether that be monetarilly or through less tangible means such as loyalty.

And I like pie. Pumpkin is by far my most favorite, though a chocolate mousse or cheesecake (known as cream cheese pie in some places, though there is a difference between the two) is quite enjoyable as well. Dairy Queen has become my proverbial apple so to speak, tempting me with pumpkin pie blizzards. Yes.. blizzards... decadent creations of soft-serve ice cream blended with pumpkin stuff (I don't know what exactly it is, and since it tastes good, I'd rather not spoil it by finding out), graham cracker, and topped with whipped cream. Yumminess. Also, in D2 there is a set that turns your Necromancer into a vampire. Trang-Oul's I believe.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-05-2003 03:37:16 PM
I'll finish the tournament thread! Honest! But I skinned my knee! And I'm tired! And my throat hurts! And I just got back from class!

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-05-2003 03:38:33 PM
quote:
I alone love Xyrra. I alone tempt Xyrra:
I'll finish the tournament thread! Honest! But I skinned my knee! And I'm tired! And my throat hurts! And I just got back from class!


*Random cyber with random person(usually female) and/or Drysart that most people just don't want to see.*

[ 12-05-2003: Message edited by: Black ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-05-2003 03:39:33 PM
I'm not really black. It's all an illusion.
D Spot
Pancake
posted 12-05-2003 03:41:19 PM
I'm an illusion, thus I don't really exist.

[ 12-05-2003: Message edited by: Dspot ]

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-05-2003 03:44:43 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Sakkra stammered:
Also, in D2 there is a set that turns your Necromancer into a vampire. Trang-Oul's I believe.

LOL


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-05-2003 04:03:17 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
LOL

makes 20 posts with different accounts, all holding a single conversation

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-05-2003 04:05:29 PM
quote:
What sound does a dog make? Ruff. Like Falaanla Marr's mother likes it.
makes 20 posts with different accounts, all holding a single conversation
makes aboslutely irrelevant posts, nearly all the time

wtfmoses



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-05-2003 04:12:39 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Black said:
makes aboslutely irrelevant posts, nearly all the time

wtfmoses


really screws with the mind of a raid by emulating a systemwide message about hte server coming down

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-05-2003 04:20:24 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about dark elf butts:
really screws with the mind of a raid by emulating a systemwide message about hte server coming down

Hey I'm a girl! No no I kid I kid! I'm a guy.. really.. I think.. yeah, I am!


luv u Fals!

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-05-2003 04:22:20 PM
Mrowr!! Hot guys!!!

teehee!! Lookit Deth twitch when I do this!!

Sean
posted 12-05-2003 04:22:57 PM
[Edit]
Xyrra sux.
Literally.

[ 12-05-2003: Message edited by: Sean ]

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-05-2003 04:24:08 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Knight Rider:
[Edit]
Xyrra sux.
Literally.

pets his Pet Duck without getting out of his chair

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-05-2003 04:24:56 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
pets his Pet Duck without getting out of his chair

Feed me.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-05-2003 04:28:24 PM
quote:
El Imán Grande! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Feed me.

I have opinions, but they are second to what I am having for dinner tonight.

Asspillow.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-05-2003 04:33:12 PM
Goddamnit I'm drunk. Someone get me some wings so I can weep later as I shit napalm.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-05-2003 04:43:33 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Pirotess:
makes 20 posts with different accounts, all holding a single conversation

That's Murdoc I only have three


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-05-2003 04:47:07 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
That's Murdoc I only have three

Hey guess what, I'm pregnant again! Nevermind I'm still pregnant in the first place, I'm sure the first will be born before the second gets too big.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-05-2003 04:49:24 PM
quote:
El Imán Grande! had this to say about Robocop:
Hey guess what, I'm pregnant again! Nevermind I'm still pregnant in the first place, I'm sure the first will be born before the second gets too big.

Colin was born like ages ago Lyinar just had Ha`Dain recently.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-05-2003 04:50:17 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Colin was born like ages ago Lyinar just had Ha`Dain recently.

'Splain the Deth comics then, Missy.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ryuujin
posted 12-05-2003 04:52:17 PM
*tosses hair remover on Katrinity*
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-05-2003 04:54:45 PM
quote:
Kahuna Ryuu impressed everyone with:
*tosses hair remover on Katrinity*

hugs

It's going to be okay

Ryuujin
posted 12-05-2003 05:01:20 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
hugs

It's going to be okay


(That's surprisingly accurate considering what I dealt with today)

Being sober under the age of 15 should be illegal! Alcohol frees the mind and your body out of your clothes! Women get doubleshots.

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