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Mr. Parcelan

posted 12-05-2003 02:40:17 AM

All women, please put on some skimpy lingerie.

All men, please put on yacht captain's outfits.

Mortious, cue the Benny Hill theme.

Everyone, run around giggling and we'll all stop to do the monkey and other silly dances at random intervals.

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Captain Hagrid Starcrust III

Pancake

posted 12-05-2003 02:52:12 AM

DAMN good idea

Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:

Grilled Cheese

Home Fries

Tuna Salad Sandwich

Hard boiled egg
Live Journaley Goodness

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-05-2003 03:19:54 AM

*Sips his martini, looking around* Ducky! Marvelous! Where's the Benny Hill music?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Skaw

posted 12-05-2003 04:39:32 AM

He walks up to the Premeir of Malasyia and says "Dong! Where is my automobile?"

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Rodent King

Stabbed in the Eye

posted 12-05-2003 05:31:13 AM

So far only guys are in this party. I'm outta here.

*Scampers away* (Yeah, I scamper, got a problem?!)

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.

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LeMiere

posted 12-05-2003 08:02:12 AM

So then... what do I wear?

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can you please fix my title

posted 12-05-2003 08:35:02 AM

got me boss I'm just the camera man

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]

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KaLourin

Illanae's Stooge!

posted 12-05-2003 08:56:45 AM

quote:
So quoth LeMiere:
So then... what do I wear?

both. Lingerie under the captains outfit.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj

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Niklas

hay guys whats going on in this title?

posted 12-05-2003 09:06:12 AM

quote:
KaLourin had this to say about Optimus Prime:
both. Lingerie under the captains outfit.

Isn't that what he usually wears?

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-05-2003 09:09:37 AM

quote:
Niklas enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Isn't that what he usually wears?

Except when he wears it outside the captain outfit and calls himself Lady Lingerie, protector of the ambiguously-gendered.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 12-05-2003 10:12:29 AM

And like every party Parcelan throws, only dudes show up.

BURRRRRNNNNN!!

So, anyone want to play grab-ass?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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Valso

Pancake

posted 12-05-2003 10:16:08 AM

quote:
Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
So, anyone want to play grab-ass?

Soggy Buscuit instead? 0.o

(blank)

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BeauChan

Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear

posted 12-05-2003 11:56:01 AM

*peeks into the thread to see a bunch of men dressed up as sailors, and one with sexy lingerie on to of his clothes*

Hello?

[ 12-05-2003: Message edited by: BeauChan ]

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...

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Gikk

SCA babe!!!

posted 12-05-2003 12:35:32 PM

*Sits around in her jammies; swaetpants and a big ol' t-shirt.*

Don't mind me. I'll just watch. ^_^

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Redmage Darkrayver

Moron

posted 12-05-2003 01:03:17 PM

quote:
Chief Durkin Model 2000 was programmed to say:
DAMN good idea

I agree with this...I used to LOVE Benny Hill as a kid

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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard

posted 12-05-2003 01:55:10 PM

Mortious flips the Benny Hill theme on, becomes confused, and chases Lemmy around the room.

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 12-05-2003 01:58:06 PM

quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mortious:
Mortious flips the Benny Hill theme on, becomes confused, and chases Lemmy around the room.

It's funny imagining the two of you running around and you squeezing Lemmy's ass while yelling "I'm so confused!" in a gay accent.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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