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Topic: Mighty Wingmaaaaaaaaan!
NoOneIsSincere
Pancake
posted 11-30-2003 08:29:42 AM
How many of you out there have had to play the role of wingman? or wingwoman for that matter. I know I have done it on many occasians. give your wackiest (or most pathetic, that's always better) wingman story!

I'm bored, kay? My friend's EQ server is down.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 11-30-2003 09:25:34 AM
what
The World is Yours
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-30-2003 10:33:09 AM
what
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-30-2003 10:40:11 AM
No, never.

I first heard about it on an american message board. As my canadian friends above me haven't heard of that term before, I conclude that this must be an U.S. american thing.

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-30-2003 10:54:35 AM
WTF are you talking about?

Most people don't get the chance to fly formation. . . .

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 11-30-2003 11:01:38 AM
quote:
Bloodsage really knows where their towel is...
WTF are you talking about?

Most people don't get the chance to fly formation. . . .


This makes whatever that person said a whole lot clearer. Though not quite clear enough to provide an answer, since I'm pretty sure he's talking about something far more tacky . Thank you for trying, anyway.
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Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 11-30-2003 11:05:46 AM
oic hi a/s/l babey?

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 11-30-2003 11:07:14 AM
Since I've only heard the term used in beer commercials, I will ellaborate. Supposedly a wingman in this instance is the guy who talks with the annoying/ugly girl, double dates a with hot girl's ugly/annoying friend, or otherwise suffers so that his friend can hit on aformentioned hotgirl.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 11-30-2003 03:51:47 PM
quote:
What the Sakkra??
Since I've only heard the term used in beer commercials, I will ellaborate. Supposedly a wingman in this instance is the guy who talks with the annoying/ugly girl, double dates a with hot girl's ugly/annoying friend, or otherwise suffers so that his friend can hit on aformentioned hotgirl.

That's exactly it.

It's based on the fact that women tend to not travel alone, so they usually at least have one friend with them. And they're not going to be likely to ditch their friend, so the wingman takes on the less attractive of the pair so that it all works out.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-30-2003 05:07:10 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Sakkra wrote:
Since I've only heard the term used in beer commercials, I will ellaborate. Supposedly a wingman in this instance is the guy who talks with the annoying/ugly girl, double dates a with hot girl's ugly/annoying friend, or otherwise suffers so that his friend can hit on aformentioned hotgirl.

That commercial kicked ass.

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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 11-30-2003 06:13:10 PM
Wingman is my middle name =/
NoOneIsSincere
Pancake
posted 11-30-2003 06:53:37 PM
This has all gone horribly, horribly wrong.
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