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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-29-2003 08:05:17 PM
Does 1% taste too watery for anyone else?

What level of fatitude do you all have in your milk?

I can't stand 1% anymore, but it's all my parents buy. Can't complain since I'm not paying, but I always enjoy 2% or whole when I get the chance.

[ 11-29-2003: Message edited by: Vorbis ]

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-29-2003 08:07:33 PM
1%.

I'd prefer skim, but have to compromise. Gen likes 2%.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-29-2003 08:08:08 PM
Whole milk. If it is not whole, it is CRAP!#% I have three different size glasses set aside just for drinking milk. Wee, not so wee, and FRIGGIN HUGE!@#%
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Alaan
posted 11-29-2003 08:09:42 PM
1%/Skim just looks wrong.
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-29-2003 08:10:16 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Led:
Whole milk. If it is not whole, it is CRAP!#% I have three different size glasses set aside just for drinking milk. Wee, not so wee, and FRIGGIN HUGE!@#%

When I drink milk it's either a tiny glass so I can take my pills, or a huge half-gallon sized glass.

There is no compromise.

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Stiddy
Pancake
posted 11-29-2003 08:11:14 PM
I've always had skim milk, mostly because its on sale quite a lot, so thats the standard I judge milk on. That's actually very fortunate for me, because whenever I drink normal milk, it tastes VERY good...
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-29-2003 08:12:07 PM
Anything less than whole milk is the sperm of satan.
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Stiddy
Pancake
posted 11-29-2003 08:14:01 PM
quote:
Led enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Anything less than whole milk is the sperm of satan.

Come now.

Wouldn't we all like to taste the sperm of satan?

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-29-2003 08:15:43 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Led scored a straight 1 with:
Whole milk. If it is not whole, it is CRAP!#%
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 11-29-2003 08:17:29 PM
I hate milk because it make me all phlegmy.
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Sean
posted 11-29-2003 08:18:57 PM
Anything less than whole tastes too watery to me.
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MorbId
Pancake
posted 11-29-2003 08:21:13 PM
I can't drink either whole milk or skim milk.

Skim is like disgusting, tainted water.

Whole milk is so thick it nearly makes me choke.

1% and 2% are fine, though.

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Ryuujin
posted 11-29-2003 08:28:15 PM
I like 1% and Skim the best. Whole Milk tastes too rich to me.
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Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 11-29-2003 08:32:02 PM
Skim milk is just colored water, but that's all I drink because that's what my mother buys. The creamier, the better. I love 2% or anything higher.
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Grendel
Pancake
posted 11-29-2003 08:33:48 PM
Skim but sometimes 2% if I'm at my grandmas.
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Monica
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posted 11-29-2003 08:38:47 PM
My mom buys 2% but she only likes a certain brand, as if it really makes that much of a difference.

Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to tell the difference between 2% and, say, whole or 1%. Skim would likely be a different story.

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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
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posted 11-29-2003 08:43:47 PM
2% = win.
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Azizza
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posted 11-29-2003 08:53:21 PM
2% is all I can drink or use on cereal.
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Arrenn Lightblade
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posted 11-29-2003 08:56:18 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about pies:
2% = win.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-29-2003 09:04:57 PM
Whole milk is like drinking lard. Ewwww.

Skim, please.

'Sides, their all just acquired tastes.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-29-2003 09:06:45 PM
MILK RACISTS!!! ALL OF YOU!!!
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-29-2003 09:08:03 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bloodsage was all like:
Whole milk is like drinking lard. Ewwww.

Skim, please.

'Sides, their all just acquired tastes.

Not often do you get to see 'Sage make a tpyo like that!

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-29-2003 09:12:51 PM
Ack!

Tonight must be my night for tpyos--I was just in another thread correcting another homonym mistake.

Must be too much PGR2--my brain is mush.

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-29-2003 09:13:57 PM
2%
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can you please fix my title
posted 11-29-2003 09:16:18 PM
i prefer whole milk.... and heavy cream if I cook or bake

actualy i prefer Goat milk but its hard to get

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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KaLourin
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posted 11-29-2003 09:19:01 PM
2%
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Jajahotep
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posted 11-29-2003 09:19:32 PM
I think we're on 1% now. I usually don't do the grocery shopping anymore. Whole milk is only good for brownies and heartburn.

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 11-29-2003 09:21:01 PM
Back when I used to drink milk, I drank 2%.
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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 11-29-2003 09:58:05 PM
Can't believe it got this far without being said...

Breast milk all the way!

Whole milk in reality.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-29-2003 10:01:39 PM
2% for drinking, whole for cooking.
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 11-29-2003 10:44:32 PM
Skim.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 11-29-2003 10:50:39 PM
I prefer Skim, but I can drink anything kind in certain quantities.
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ArchAngel
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posted 11-29-2003 10:57:17 PM
0%

By necessity.

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Snugglits
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posted 11-30-2003 12:10:38 AM
I try to avoid milk that isn't whole milk. Other milks taste like water with a splash of milk flavoring.
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 11-30-2003 12:44:28 AM
Whole milk or 2%, with whole being the favorite. Anything else offends me.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-30-2003 12:52:24 AM
1.5%


...what?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 11-30-2003 01:47:37 AM
Either whole milk or chocolate milk. Preferably Borden's dutch chocolate milk.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 11-30-2003 02:08:53 AM
My parents buy skim for themselves. I find it too watery most of the time, and rather bland. Though I used to prefer whole milk when I was younger, I prefer 2% nowadays, but drink mostly 1% at home.
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Delphi Aegis
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posted 11-30-2003 02:36:16 AM
A while ago, when we were buying 2 gallons of milk at a time, all that was left was a skim and a whole. My sisters wouldn't touch the skim, and my parents wouldn't touch the whole.

So I poured myself two small cups, one of each, and tasted them.

I tasted no difference whatsoever. So I buy 2% for shits and giggles.

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can you please fix my title
posted 11-30-2003 02:39:18 AM
chuckle ... ")

the world drinks goats milk it tastes better than cow's

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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