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Topic: Tal's Email Adventures, Volume 1
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 11-26-2003 01:25:59 AM
Tonight, I started a new Hobby. Emailing people I dont know. The first such undertaking, was to email a hooker. Here is the email. When she responds, I will of course, post the response.

quote:

Good morning.

I'm an american, who stumbled across your website, after doing a google search for "Classy Kim" after playing around with an anagram program tonight. Incidentally, your chosen name for your service, is an anagram for both "Slimy Sack", and "Lick My Ass". I do not mention this to be offensive, but I found it amusing, as your website says you are not into anal.

Now, I am a happily married man, and have never needed the services of an escort. For a long time, I assumed that any man who needs to seek out the services of a professional, either had some horrid disfigurement, or simply needed to lower his expectations from the fairer sex. But after seeing the movie Pretty Woman, and giving things some thought, I can find it feasable that a man might simply be too busy to deal with the rigors of dating, and prefers to only have a companion, for dinner and otherwise. But, then.. I also think that they might be afflicted with some form of social disfunction, and cannot function properly ina social setting for one reason or another.

But then, my view is biased, as I have never had trouble dealing with women in the least. Maybe if I had such social problems, i would see it differently.

Now, on to my questions.

I assume your clients know about your website, and your field reports and such. But how do you convince them of total security?

Such an enterprise as yours is quite illegal in most places here in the states. And running such a website would be quite a bad idea. The amount of information you disclose on your website would be quite incriminating, one would think. And as in todays world, email and such can be easily tracked, how do you protect your clients from run ins with the local authorities?

How do you assure your clients of safety from sexually transmitted disease? Use of condoms is commendable, but nothing is foolproof, and latex can break. And how do you assure yourself that a client is clean? The services mentioned completion can be over face or body.. which rather well negates the use of any methods of protection.


To be sure, I am not a potential client, merely a curious gentleman who stumbled across your little website, and the idea of it caught my interest. It seemed to me, that this would be the perfect way for the police to.. as its called here in the state, "bust some johns".

Just wondering..


And she is out of town, so I wont get a response til after the 7th of december, at least. I'll find this thread and update it then.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 11-26-2003 09:29:42 AM
like woah.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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