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Topic: Today we're going to talk beer
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-23-2003 05:00:08 PM
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Check One
___ I do love beer, and as you have never steered me wrong, Parcelan, I feel compelled to obey you and do the following survey.
___ I do not like beer, and as such can be classified as either a sheep molestor, terrorist or civil rights advocate.

Survey
Please rate the following categories on a scale of 1 to 3. 3 being highest.

Body/Weight
Aroma/Color
Taste/Texture

What is your favorite beer?

What is your most hated of beers?

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 11-23-2003 05:17:24 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Check One
_X_ I do love beer, and as you have never steered me wrong, Parcelan, I feel compelled to obey you and do the following survey.
___ I do not like beer, and as such can be classified as either a sheep molestor, terrorist or civil rights advocate.

Survey
Please rate the following categories on a scale of 1 to 3. 3 being highest.

Body/Weight: 2
Aroma/Color: 2
Taste/Texture: 3

What is your favorite beer?
Tuborg

What is your most hated of beers?
Guiness


hey
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-23-2003 05:29:24 PM
Beer is nasty and I'd have to drink half a keg to get a buzz. Give me the hard stuff.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 11-24-2003 01:39:58 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Check One
_x_ I do love beer, and as you have never steered me wrong, Parcelan, I feel compelled to obey you and do the following survey.
___ I do not like beer, and as such can be classified as either a sheep molestor, terrorist or civil rights advocate.

Survey
Please rate the following categories on a scale of 1 to 3. 3 being highest.

Body/Weight 2
Aroma/Color 3
Taste/Texture 3

What is your favorite beer?
Canadian / Marka Bavaria
What is your most hated of beers?



Generic American Massproduced Light
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 11-24-2003 06:24:11 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Check One
_x_ I do love beer, and as you have never steered me wrong, Parcelan, I feel compelled to obey you and do the following survey.
___ I do not like beer, and as such can be classified as either a sheep molestor, terrorist or civil rights advocate.

Survey
Please rate the following categories on a scale of 1 to 3. 3 being highest.

Body/Weight: 2
Aroma/Color: 3
Taste/Texture: 3

What is your favorite beer?

Rickard's Red

What is your most hated of beers?

Carlsberg


The World is Yours
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-24-2003 11:42:24 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Check One
_X_ I do love beer, and as you have never steered me wrong, Parcelan, I feel compelled to obey you and do the following survey.
___ I do not like beer, and as such can be classified as either a sheep molestor, terrorist or civil rights advocate.

Survey
Please rate the following categories on a scale of 1 to 3. 3 being highest.

Body/Weight 2
Aroma/Color 2
Taste/Texture 3

What is your favorite beer?
Stauder Pils


What is your most hated of beers?
Some obscure beer you've never heard of.


~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 11-24-2003 11:55:51 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Check One
__X_ I do love beer, and as you have never steered me wrong, Parcelan, I feel compelled to obey you and do the following survey.
___ I do not like beer, and as such can be classified as either a sheep molestor, terrorist or civil rights advocate.

Survey
Please rate the following categories on a scale of 1 to 3. 3 being highest.

Body/Weight 3
Aroma/Color 2
Taste/Texture 1

What is your favorite beer?

Xingu

What is your most hated of beers?
Red Ass


[ 11-24-2003: Message edited by: Cherveny ]

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 11-24-2003 11:56:21 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan says ta-ma-to, I say To-ma-to:
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Check One
_x_ I do love beer, and as you have never steered me wrong, Parcelan, I feel compelled to obey you and do the following survey.
___ I do not like beer, and as such can be classified as either a sheep molestor, terrorist or civil rights advocate.

Survey
Please rate the following categories on a scale of 1 to 3. 3 being highest.

Body/Weight: 2
Aroma/Color: 1
Taste/Texture: 3

What is your favorite beer?

Franziskaner Weissbier

What is your most hated of beers?

Natural Light




On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 11-24-2003 12:29:15 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

I'm opting to skip the instructions...

I don't like beer, and you won't want to know why I can't get past it's smell. Maybe next time I've lost my sense of smell, Bloodsage can steer me right. 'Til then, I'm not tasting it.

'cept when Bloodsage uses it in his cooking. Beer basted ribs are the yum!

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Legonaire
Pancake
posted 11-24-2003 12:56:40 PM
quote:
So quoth Mr. Parcelan:
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Check One
_X_ I do love beer, and as you have never steered me wrong, Parcelan, I feel compelled to obey you and do the following survey.
___ I do not like beer, and as such can be classified as either a sheep molestor, terrorist or civil rights advocate.

Survey
Please rate the following categories on a scale of 1 to 3. 3 being highest.

Body/Weight 1
Aroma/Color 2
Taste/Texture 3

What is your favorite beer?

Red Seal Pale Ale made in Northen Cali

What is your most hated of beers?


Prolly one of those horrible Beers that put a freaking jalapeno in it.

If animals weren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat ??
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-24-2003 02:27:42 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
So, for a research project, I want you tubby mohicans to tell me about why you like beer and what's important to you in beer. Just follow these simple step-by-step instructions.

Check One
__x_ I do love beer, and as you have never steered me wrong, Parcelan, I feel compelled to obey you and do the following survey.
___ I do not like beer, and as such can be classified as either a sheep molestor, terrorist or civil rights advocate.

Survey
Please rate the following categories on a scale of 1 to 3. 3 being highest.

Body/Weight 1
Aroma/Color 2
Taste/Texture 3

What is your favorite beer?

Newcastle Brown Ale or a nice microbrewed Red Ale
What is your most hated of beers?

Any of the various bottled pisses from Belgium. The Leifman's fruit-flavored beer are the worst (cherry, raspberry and plum flavored beers). Orval Trappist Ale tastes like pickle brine. Thomas Hardy Ale from England is a close second.


Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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