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Poll: How do you like getting the job done?
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Topic: This is a thread of a questionable nature.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-22-2003 02:35:43 AM
But it does ask a question, so that's good. That question is this:

What's(praytell) your favorite sexual position, and (optionally) why?

And if you're a virgin, don't despair! You've probably watched porn enough to reach a consclusion as to which one you think is the best, so by all means, share!

As for yours truly? Well, I guess I'm a missionary kinda guy. It's a good workout...'r somethin'.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Maradon!
posted 11-22-2003 02:46:46 AM
I don't really dedicate to a position. More like...inspiration! whatever feels best at the moment.

My sex life can be best described in two words: "slingshot effect", so whenever I do get laid, I usually haven't been laid in a good, good long time, and I'm flat out ravenous. I'm too glad to be getting it to be worrying about how I'm getting it

Also, an "at whim" style just feels more natural to me.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-22-2003 03:20:22 AM
On top. Duh!
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-22-2003 03:31:20 AM
So like, what else would anyone expect me to answer?

Bradsky all the way.

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-22-2003 03:43:58 AM
Is it a bad thing if *I* like the reverse cowgirl?
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 11-22-2003 04:06:22 AM
I would like you to know that I picked option 7.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 11-22-2003 06:02:29 AM
I went with woman on top. I'm either very, VERY lazy, or I like letting the woman have control of the situation.
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Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 11-22-2003 06:26:24 AM
Choice 9. Sex przkthx~
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*Tal*
Pancake
posted 11-22-2003 08:55:57 AM
Option 5. I like a lot of variety.

And my wife is very flexible.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 11-22-2003 10:00:58 AM
Chick on top. I guess letting somebody else be in control is a little thrill for me.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-22-2003 10:14:47 AM
Option two.

I'm lazy.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-22-2003 11:10:45 AM
Option 3.

*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*

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Burger
BANNED!
posted 11-22-2003 12:58:55 PM
I like girl on top, or, optionally, missionary with her legs pulled up against my chest.
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 11-22-2003 01:10:22 PM
I voted for 2 because I like being in control.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-22-2003 01:12:00 PM
I like the way this poll is going so far
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Ares
posted 11-22-2003 01:14:00 PM
quote:
Led obviously shouldn't have said:
I like the way this poll is going so far

Here here!

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-22-2003 01:25:20 PM
I don't think either side could complain.

"I like being on top."

"I like it when she's on top."

It's the one thing women and men agree on!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 11-22-2003 06:22:09 PM
Voted pie. But really thinking "women on top".
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Razor
posted 11-22-2003 07:18:57 PM
I like way to many positions... Reason I like the woman ontop is one: for laziness or two: for her to control her pleasure
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Mightion Defensor
posted 11-23-2003 12:43:31 AM
I'd want Amanda to be on top, one of the reasons is I never want to be in a position where she might possibly feel trapped.
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 11-23-2003 12:53:39 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mightion Defensor wrote:
I'd want Amanda to be on top, one of the reasons is I never want to be in a position where she might possibly feel trapped.

If she feels trapped at any point during sex, you should probably start worrying. (Unless you're into cage sex or something)

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-23-2003 12:57:37 AM
I vote 5.

For justice.

[ 11-23-2003: Message edited by: Black ]



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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-23-2003 01:10:03 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe wrote this stupid crap:
Chick on top. I guess letting somebody else be in control is a little thrill for me.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 11-23-2003 02:06:55 AM
Pie.
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 11-23-2003 04:35:00 AM
What, no bondage?
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 11-23-2003 07:11:20 AM
Tie between missionary and lady on top.
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Paul The Fun Drunk
Pancake
posted 11-23-2003 10:10:31 PM
Girl on top is the best
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BeauChan
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posted 11-25-2003 06:12:42 AM
I votred woman on top. because I like to be in control. and it feels better than missionary
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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 11-25-2003 09:50:13 AM
I think it's safe to say, the Ladies have spoken.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-25-2003 11:31:23 AM
quote:
Jajahotep had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I think it's safe to say, the Ladies have spoken.

I could deal with any lady speaking but you...now I have to go gouge out my eyeballs. MORTIOUS! FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-25-2003 11:47:38 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I could deal with any lady speaking but you...now I have to go gouge out my eyeballs. MORTIOUS! FEEL YOUR PAIN!

or rather MORTIOUS! *I* FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-25-2003 11:52:56 AM
quote:
This one time, at Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael camp:
or rather MORTIOUS! *I* FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Psssst, you could've edited your post. ;)

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 11-25-2003 11:56:26 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
or rather MORTIOUS! *I* FEEL YOUR PAIN!

*smiles sweetly* My work here is done.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-25-2003 12:00:08 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Duck Tales:
Psssst, you could've edited your post.

I tried. It was past ten minutes.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-25-2003 12:04:34 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I tried. It was past ten minutes.

Really? (Look at the last post)

[ 11-25-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-25-2003 12:09:26 PM
quote:
How.... Tarquinn.... uughhhhhh:
Really? (Look at the last post)

Man you're annoying. German efficiency my ass.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-25-2003 12:13:53 PM
Glad I could help you.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 11-25-2003 12:57:21 PM
Tarquinn made this thread pretty good
The World is Yours
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