What would you do for a living?
What would you do for fun?
The top 5 people you would sleep with.
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
Movie that would have never existed?
Law you would most like to break?
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
How you would die.
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
ANSWER NOW!
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Tal At Work wrote this stupid crap:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living?
Nothing.What would you do for fun?
Anything I wanted to.The top 5 people you would sleep with.
I couldn't buffer it up to five.Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
I couldn't trim it down to five.EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
Redmage.Movie that would have never existed?
Titanic.Law you would most like to break?
Arson.The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
Florida Manatee. Barbequed, with a sweet and sour sauce.How you would die.
Shot in the head, in a ditch, covered in petrol, and on fire.Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
Scattered. In a perfect world they'd be thrown at a stripper during someone's bachelor party.
It's not something people hear about.
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Tal At Work had this to say about Optimus Prime:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living? Computer room op at my old job, the ONLY job i truely loved.
What would you do for fun? possess people
The top 5 people you would sleep with.You, Snoota, Drysart, Snoota, You
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.All the bastard fuckbags that ridiculed me in school when I was a scrawny 98 lb weakling (cliche I know, but true)
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?Ooo... too many to list.
Movie that would have never existed? Last Action Hero
Law you would most like to break?Vehicular Manslaughter
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared? Dunno. surprise me
How you would die.violently and explosively
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?cremated, and kept in a pair of ornate salt/pepper shakers, and brought out on the table for the holidays
ANSWER NOW!
Write.
What would you do for fun?
Rock-crawling in my rig!
The top 5 people you would sleep with.
5 of my girlfriend. That'd be hot.
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
Uh...myself. I wonder what I'd say under such duress.
Movie that would have never existed?
A View From The Top. Worst. Movie. Ever.
Law you would most like to break?
The law that prevents me from bitchslapping stupid people with my cock.
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
Condor, prepared buffalo wings style.
How you would die.
Saving a busload of flaming nuns from a destroyed battleship. Well, that's what it'd read on my tombstone.
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
I'll leave that up to my kin.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod? No one.
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared? I think I'd pass on eating any animals.
How you would die? I wouldn't.
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered? n/a
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Tal At Work said:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living?
I would be an orc... seroiuslyWhat would you do for fun?
I would destroy small french villages and watch the peasants run and scream in terrorThe top 5 people you would sleep with.
I don't want to choose just five people.Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
Bush, Gore, the person at the DMV who gives all of these fucktards a liscense, the people who thought it would be funny to start gangser rap, and one of those phony beggars.EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
no oneMovie that would have never existed?
Rocky Horror Picture ShowLaw you would most like to break?
take your pickThe one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
a whooping crane, and I would deep fry the bitch KFC styleHow you would die.
being mauled by a vicious chimpWhere would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
I would have my ashes used as seasoning for soup
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Tal At Work said:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living?
What would you do for fun?
The top 5 people you would sleep with.
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
Movie that would have never existed?
Law you would most like to break?
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
How you would die.
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
ANSWER NOW!
Write the scripts for best-selling CRPGs.
Write the scripts for best-selling CRPGs.
1. Pink, but only if she dyed her again. Otherwise Britney Spears 
2. Highschool girlfriend
3. Certain hotass coworker
4. Another certain hotass coworker, heh
5. Brandy
Wouldn't kill anyone unless it was a life-or-death situation.
This is just begging for a flamewar
The Phantom Menace =|
Speed limits!
Well, if they're endangered, they must be pretty fucking tasty, but I can't think of any that sound appetizing.
Quietly, peacefully, with no regrets.
No place in particular, but I think I'd like to have a small monument, to make visitors think, "He must have been someone loved and respected."
---Professional Renaissance Man: Do whatever strikes your interest at the time.
What would you do for fun?
---Wander. See things. Do things that seem fun. Visit other countries. Visit people I've wanted to go see. That sort've thing.
The top 5 people you would sleep with.
---I'd prefer to make decisions on this sort've thing spontaneously, rather than plan them all at once.
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
---Wouldn't kill anyone.
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
---See above.
Movie that would have never existed?
---Hm... Some sequel that killed a really good series, I'm sure. But I'd have to decide on which specific one at a later point.
Law you would most like to break?
---Probably fraud.
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
---I've always been curious as to why the Japanese keep whaling despite the ban on it... so, whale, Oriental-style.
How you would die.
---The moment I'd done everything, I'd fall dead.
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
---My ashes would be mixed in with cement, and sunk to the ocean floor as a part of an artificial reef.
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Tal At Work had this to say about Robocop:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living? beta test retro viruses on people that anger me
What would you do for fun? see above
The top 5 people you would sleep with. im married i'd sleep with my wife the others will have to jsut miss out
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die. britney spears, alex trebeck, celion dion, avril whatshername and j lo
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod? umm no one (YET)
Movie that would have never existed? Titanic
Law you would most like to break? gravity
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared? roasted spooted owl in orange sauce
How you would die. Badly
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered? member of the neptune socity
ANSWER NOW!
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Tal At Work had this to say about Pirotess:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living?
Nothing.
What would you do for fun?
Video games. Lots of video games.
The top 5 people you would sleep with.
I'm too lazy to think of five.
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
Can't narrow it down that low.
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
Azziza. Then possibly Katrinity.
Movie that would have never existed?
Matrix: Reloaded.
Law you would most like to break?
One of the laws of physics.
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
what
How you would die.
Defending my Citadel from the throngs of vile orcs that wish to tear it down.
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
Where ever the people that got my ashes want to put them.
ANSWER NOW!
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What would you do for a living?
I'm not even sure what I want to do as it is
What would you do for fun?
Whatever I wanted to do.
The top 5 people you would sleep with.
spoiler for your safety Tatsukaze (sorry bud), Peter (rl friend), Jack (rl friend), Brandon (rl friend), and Patrick Fugit 
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
Tatsukaze's parents, Jake (rl), the academic dean at my school, and the next person that cuts me off in morning traffic
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
Tatsukaze Kennatsu
Movie that would have never existed?
Law you would most like to break?
The Digital Millenium Copyright Act... snicker
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
dunno
How you would die.
quick and painless
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
Cremated, and I don't realy have a special place to have my remains scattered about
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Tal At Work said:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living?
Video card engineer for ATiWhat would you do for fun?
Kill people.The top 5 people you would sleep with.
Catie
Monica
Diana
Lilly
Britney Spears, just to see her naked and take pictures when she's alseep.Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
Elijah Wood
Martha Stewart
The Verizon Guy
J-Lo
Ben AffleckEC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
Parce, i'd just cut him off from wings and booze instead.Movie that would have never existed?
Star WarsLaw you would most like to break?
TheftThe one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
White Tiger, "Dehorn it, slap its butt, and send it in!"How you would die.
Fucking of courseWhere would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
My back yard
ANSWER NOW!
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Tal At Work attempted to be funny by writing:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living?
develop kickass video gamesWhat would you do for fun?
parties, lan and other. sex (read below)The top 5 people you would sleep with.
girlfriend..(but if not with her) Hot gamer chick from Gameplex, Nicole Kidman, Angelina Joline, Serena (gothic chicks..rar)Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
Steve, BlackMage, Forgot her name, and the next 2 people that annoy me onlineEC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
Hmm...I will have to think about thatMovie that would have never existed?
Charlies Angels 2..only the dancing scene at the bar would existLaw you would most like to break?
large swords and other weaponry in publicThe one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
some endangered bird, prepared in a toasted quizno's sub..mmm toastedHow you would die.
Not sure you really wanna know, involves being in the middle of an act with one of 5 women above.Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
Have a party after my funeral, and unknown to all the guests untill later, my ashes would be put into the alchehol.ANSWER NOW!
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What would you do for a living?
Run.
What would you do for fun?
Probably hang out here and play video games, like normal.
The top 5 people you would sleep with.
No idea.
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
1. Carrot Top
2. Bully from middle school
3. My brother's girlfriend
4. My First Girlfriend
5. Turbo-christian preacher guy that tried to slap me with a bible earlier.
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
Can't think of one.
Movie that would have never existed?
Master of Disguise.
Law you would most like to break?
Arson.
The one endangered species you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
Can't think of one.
How you would die.
Old as hell with my grandchildren holding my hand.
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
I'd like to have my corpse shot out of a cannon at a wall and sold as an art exhibit.
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From the book of Tal At Work, chapter 3, verse 16:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living? Supreme Dictator of the world
What would you do for fun? Count my money
The top 5 people you would sleep with. Hmm..
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die. All who oppose (or the first five, whichever happens first)
EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod? I'm new here so I dont know many people.
Movie that would have never existed? "Killer Clowns from Outer Space"
Law you would most like to break? Which law would I not break is the real question.
The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared? Mmmm....Microwaved Bald Eagle
How you would die. Black would kill me..especially after he finds out what I did to his mom last night. =p
Where would you be buried/Have ashes scattered? Dependes on how I'm kiiled
ANSWER NOW!
Done!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Tal At Work said:
In a perfect world, many things would be different. You would be able to do things you cant do now. Lets think about it.What would you do for a living?
Play games... duh.What would you do for fun?
rule the worldThe top 5 people you would sleep with.
hmmmmmm.... hmmmmmmmmmm.... hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm.... hmmmmmmmmm...(_|_) that is my answer
Top 5 people you would kill, just to watch them die.
Waisz, george bush, Michael jackson, richard simons, and Waisz(beating a dead horse is the fun)EC person you would torture, just so you could hear them scream, record it, and play it back, over and over, and listen to them beg for thier worthless little lives, while waiting in line at the bank with your iPod?
WaiszMovie that would have never existed?
star wars episode 1... stupid jar jarLaw you would most like to break?
Murder 1The one endangered speacies you would most like to eat, and how it would be prepared?
Colour out of space.How you would die.
fighting millions of people in a battle to the death in a time slowed arena of matrixy gun fightsWhere would you be buried/Have ashes scattered?
R'ylehANSWER NOW!
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