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Those movies in turn remind me of a time when I was a much much younger Bajah and I got a "How to Breakdance" book from the book fair at school and put so much work into trying to learn how to breakdance. This was the early 80s and I was quite young and stupid and very very very white so as you can imagine I didn't do incredibly well.
This post really has no real reason for being other than I had random thoughts and decided I'd rather be doing pretty much anything other than my JOB so BAM here's a post and I'm using long sentences without much punctuation in efforts to rebel against the topic preview line thing, which I probably still lost against.
No wait..I wasn't in the band. 
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Katrinity had this to say about pies:
This one time...at band camp...No wait..I wasn't in the band.
So what were you doing at their camp?
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JooJooFlop had this to say about dark elf butts:
So what were you doing at their camp?
Tinkering with the brass section to turn them into Metal Instruments of Death and Destruction and Cookies! ^.^
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ACES! Another post by JooJooFlop:
You just had to stick a cookies in there, didn't you?
Yeah. What, you think I wouldn't?
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JooJooFlop stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I suppose not. You do have a peculiar habit of putting cookies in places they don't belong.
Yep! <pops JooJoo's eyes out and inserts yummy cookies> ^.^
Poor JooJoo just wants an ass full of cookies.
Well, I used to be able to... but it's been like... 20 years.
C'mon, get down with your bad self.
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Katrinity wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Tinkering with the brass section to turn them into Metal Instruments of Death and Destruction and Cookies! ^.^
funny you should say that... for "this one time at band camp" we did that to one of the baritone players. Dumped crushed chocolate chip cookies down the bell of the horn.
Funny you should also mention that song Bajah... it was playing on the radio at work yesterday
so sooner or later its all gonna come out. You wanna talk full of shit? talk to Death the pixie bone salesman quote:
KaLourin had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
funny you should say that... for "this one time at band camp" we did that to one of the baritone players. Dumped crushed chocolate chip cookies down the bell of the horn.
Funny you should also mention that song Bajah... it was playing on the radio at work yesterday
Speaking as a Baritone/Euphonium player..
That fucking sucks man.. you are a bad bad man..
*does an impressive gunslinging routine in which he shoots, with his eye closed, a dime out of the air, a cigarate out of Bajah's mouth, a fly on Maradon's belly, one of the antennae of one of the lobsters on JooJoo, the spit valve of KaLourin's twizzler-filled trumpet, the eye in Timpofee's icon, and then misses your mom. OH SNAPPLE.*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Bajah had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Those movies in turn remind me of a time when I was a much much younger Bajah and I got a "How to Breakdance" book from the book fair at school and put so much work into trying to learn how to breakdance. This was the early 80s and I was quite young and stupid and very very very white so as you can imagine I didn't do incredibly well.
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
(For a white guy)
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís
You know its kinda hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he thinks it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
So don't deflate
Play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
For you know a way
For you know a way
So if you don't break
Just over compensate
At least you know you can always
Go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
(For a white guy)
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto
He sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lilly ass!
So don't deflate
Play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
For you know a way
For you know a way
So if you don't break
Just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world loves wannabes
Hey, hey, do the trendy thing!
Now he's getting a tattoo yeah
He's getting ink done
He asks for a 13
But they drew a 31
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind he's the
Hhe's the dopest trick
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
(For a white guy)
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis
So don't deflate
Play it straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field
Keep it real
For you know a way
For you know a way
So if you don't break
Just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves Wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!
hehehehehe Couldnt resist
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KaLourin thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
can't remember how we cleaned it. Director was none to happy about it though.
Three dead mice.
One Tenor Sax
One Alto Sax
One Bass (the stringed kind)
Three assholes.
One vindictive Tal.
