Ok.. the bitch knows perfectly damned well that when i said they wer early, I really meant, "Get the fuck out for another hour, you dirty Krauts"
So they stay, and proceed to put Sausage gravy in the waffle iron. (That happens alot, in spite of the directions both on the waffle iron, and on the dispenser thing of waffle batter in pre-measured cups) So I get to clean this out. WHILE I do this, the german folks OPEN MY GODDAMN LOBBY DOORS, and tell other guests who are walking by, that I opened early, and to come on in. And to try and put up with the smell, as that guy in the white shirt is making a mess of the waffle iron.
I fucking hate people.
"If the woman does not get what she wants, your life will be a living hell"
My father warned me about this. his particular tone of voice, is as crippling as "The Look". And while you may someday become immune to "The Look" that tone of voice can pierce the shroud of death.
Despite the intimidating stigma around all that crap, just tell them to get the fuck out, and come back later. They cause trouble, call the cops.
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Jake the Reaper impressed everyone with:
If I thought it might have made a difference, I might have.. But I've heard that particular tone of voice in many women, Black women, white women, asian women, sisters, mothers, strangers.. it all means the same thing."If the woman does not get what she wants, your life will be a living hell"
My father warned me about this. his particular tone of voice, is as crippling as "The Look". And while you may someday become immune to "The Look" that tone of voice can pierce the shroud of death.
A woman is just a person like the rest of us. There's no mystical power to them and there's no look that they can give that men can't. If they give you shit, toss them out, stand up for yourself and dont let them push you around.
If you had told them that you wernt open yet and that they 'had to leave' I'll bet they would have.
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Reynar had this to say about Captain Planet:
A woman is just a person like the rest of us. There's no mystical power to them and there's no look that they can give that men can't. If they give you shit, toss them out, stand up for yourself and dont let them push you around.If you had told them that you wernt open yet and that they 'had to leave' I'll bet they would have.
Now I'll have to disagree, depending on whether or not you're trying to get head from them. Then, the power is all theirs.
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We were all impressed when Bajah wrote:
Parcelan's Nugget
For some reason reading this queered my appitite a bit while I was eating.
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Maradon! had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Where the hell do you work that you actually give customers access to a waffle iron, and don't lock the doors before open?
And why haven't they been shut down by people who sued them for burning themselves on the irons?
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Out of a possible 10, Maradon! scored a straight 1 with:
Where the hell do you work that you actually give customers access to a waffle iron, and don't lock the doors before open?
I'm with Maradon on this one.
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Trillee obviously shouldn't have said:
My guess a fancy hotel that has a breakfast buffet
But a waffle iron!?
A public waffle iron is just asking for trouble.
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Maradon! got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
But a waffle iron!?A public waffle iron is just asking for trouble.
Because they're *usually* supervised when fully oppened.
But seeing as how he wasn't opened and just setting up, it could be a problem when customers that stupid come in.
WHAT KIND OF MORON WOULD LET A CUSTOMER EVEN NEAR SOMETHING THEY COULD HURT THEMSELVES ON?
That's like saying "Please, burn your hand and SUE THE SHIT OUT OF US."
Jake, where do you work? I'm kinda poor and could use some money.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Bajah absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
But.. they let customers make their own waffles!?WHAT KIND OF MORON WOULD LET A CUSTOMER EVEN NEAR SOMETHING THEY COULD HURT THEMSELVES ON?
That's like saying "Please, burn your hand and SUE THE SHIT OUT OF US."Jake, where do you work? I'm kinda poor and could use some money.
I've stayed in several hotels where they have a waffle iron and little pre-poured cups of batter.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Everyone wondered WTF when Bajah wrote:
But.. they let customers make their own waffles!?WHAT KIND OF MORON WOULD LET A CUSTOMER EVEN NEAR SOMETHING THEY COULD HURT THEMSELVES ON?
That's like saying "Please, burn your hand and SUE THE SHIT OUT OF US."Jake, where do you work? I'm kinda poor and could use some money.
There are also *VERY* clear signs up saying CAUTION WAFFLE IRON IS HOT! DO NOT TOUCH THE HOT WAFFLE IRON!! IF YOU TOUCH IT'S YOUR OWN DAMNED FAULT FOR BEING TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT HOT METAL WILL BURN YOU! SO IF YOU TOUCH IT, AND GET BURNED, DON'T GO CRYING TO A LAWYER!"
Same principle, if you ask me.
Bill Engvall had it right...
Think if this, you go to McDonals, get a cup of Coffee, go to have a drink, and a 2 seconds later are covered in 3rd Degree Burns.
The Coffee was, at that time, ment to be drunk 30 minutes later, and as such servers hotter than FDA regulations allowed, which is a crime in itself. Second, the lady was drinking from the cup, and the lid came off covering her with hot coffee. Third, at the temerpature the coffee was, it took less than a second to give her 3rd degree burns over her entire front; but then again, 3rd degree burns don't hurt. By the time its a 3rd degree burn, the nerve cells are already dead. [ 11-06-2003: Message edited by: Sashu ]
