Say you're having sweet sex with your lover/wife/husband or whoever, when you suddenly fart. How do you pass this off? No doubt it would ruin the moment (Unless your partner has a fart fetish).
How would you handle this situation?
I screamed and hid in her hallway closet for like a half hour.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
It's only a faux pas if they're doing something to your butt and you fart in their face.
Unless they ask you to
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Maradon!'s fortune cookie read:
Unless they ask you to
Well, then it's not a faux pas, but it's disturbing nonetheless.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
Well, then it's not a faux pas, but it's disturbing nonetheless.
Quite.
Depending on the last time you had Taco Bell, it may just be true.
OR, jump out of bed, and kick the dog.
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So quoth Kahuna Ryuu:
Say you're having sweet sex with your lover/wife/husband or whoever, when you suddenly fart. How do you pass this off?How would you handle this situation?
Hope like heck that they dont leave skidmarks....
