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Lamoorn the Random
Pancake
posted 12-11-2001 06:48:20 PM
He was walking through the Karanas, holding a dirty piece of paper, looking somewhat frustrated.
"Gah.. where the hell is that place? It was around here somewhere, i KNOW it!"
He was a young human, dressed in a blue robe, a small earth elemental followed him closely. "Master Lamoorn.." "What?" "is that it?"

He looked at an old building. It was still sturdy, apparently, but there were giant spider webs on it and a beetle managed to get stuck inside. Lamoorn grinned.
"Here it is! the place that my father, Lamoorn XI spoke of so fondly! Ocy's Bar! Even though i'm taking it over, I'll rename it, and try to raise it to it's former glory in the name of Ocyrrhoe Trazere!"

He stepped in, the beetle inside, squirming, and a few drunk gnolls in the back. The gnolls looked at Lam, looked at eachother, and started laughing.
"... Gabekn, kick 'em out, please" "yes master.."
The earth elemental proceeded to toss the gnolls out, and the two got to work on restoring the place to a shiny, reletivly new looking. They put out a sign saying 'open', seeing as they found the vault of booze that stayed hidden and fresh over the years.
(OOC: For those that don't know, long ago Ocyrrhoe had this thread called "Ocy's Bar" that was a humor based RP thread, where all the characters would do messed up things all the time, and it was just their for humor's sake. SO PLEASE, DON"T SERIOUS-IZE THIS, OR BAD THINGS HAPPEN x() )

I'm an oldbie that went away for about 6 months then decided to come back for no apparent reason............ yep
Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 12-12-2001 06:20:40 AM
quote:
Lamoorn the Random thought this was the Ricky Martin fanclub and wrote:
(OOC: For those that don't know, long ago Ocyrrhoe had this thread called "Ocy's Bar" that was a humor based RP thread, where all the characters would do messed up things all the time, and it was just their for humor's sake. SO PLEASE, DON"T SERIOUS-IZE THIS, OR BAD THINGS HAPPEN x() )

(OOC: For those that haven't kept up, we now have our own channel dedicated to RPing in said bar (#RPCrest on s0rcery.net). Unfortunately, it's kinda dead right now, because we're on a roleplaying hiatus.
Also, expect Demitri/Ocy/Za'Yth to make fun of you once i link them this )

(Edit: UBB pwnz me. Also, sorry for the 0 in s0rcery.net, but i had to go around the word filter.)

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: Jalal d'Varr ]

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 11:01:40 AM
quote:
so waht troll guy, its a thread, its something to do, who cares.

"Bwahahaha thats what you get for messing with a Teir'Dal! Stupid Human!" Siliddar yelled at the human just before he was burned to dust by the blast of boiling acid.
Siliddar chuckled as he cut off the humans head ,attached one of his ears to his necklace, and carved runes of innoruuk all over his body, along with a "Siliddar Wuz Here" on his foot.
Before long he was bloody as a newborn babe. He also felt like a good stiff drink so he began to wander the karana's looking for people to rob of their drinks.
During his wanderings he found an old dilaphidated building with a human in a blue robe being followed by an earth elemental similar to the ones Vanillar would cast, only much...much smaller. With a wave of his hand Siliddar dismissed his skeletal warrior and gathered shadows around him. Sufficiently shadowed he began to walk to the house as several gnolls went flying out one of the windows. Reaching the windows he peered inside at the man setting up what appeared to be a bar.
'Perfect!,' Silidar thought, 'I'll just walk right in there and buy a drink, then maybe kill him and take his money if the drink isnt good enough!...ooh im gooood, no im baaad, no im gooood at being baaad'
He then walked around the building and found the door shortly. Walking inside the man looked up and shouted out,
"WHAT THA FAA!!!!!! A BIG CLUMP OF SHADOWS!!!"
Siliddar then released the shadows as a small degree of surprise faded from the mans face.
"Pardon me paleskin, but are you setting up a bar here?"
"Uh-Uh...y-y-yeaaa" the human stammered out.
"Well then can I buy a good ale from you?"
"S-s-s-sure" the man replied as he went back behind the counter and began to make his ale.
Siliddar smirked and took out some
"Teir'dolls" (r) and began to act out his brutal killing of many various creatures while waiting...


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Lamoorn the Random
Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 01:15:46 PM
quote:
Jalal d'Varr stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
(OOC: For those that haven't kept up, we now have our own channel dedicated to RPing in said bar (#RPCrest on s0rcery.net). Unfortunately, it's kinda dead right now, because we're on a roleplaying hiatus.
Also, expect Demitri/Ocy/Za'Yth to make fun of you once i link them this )

(Edit: UBB pwnz me. Also, sorry for the 0 in s0rcery.net, but i had to go around the word filter.)


OOC: DAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE TELL ME THESE THINGS BEFORE I GO AND MAKE AN ASS OF MYSELF! *sighs* Oh well... Mabey i can do something productive, like get Drys to delete it before an ass out of me is made)

I'm an oldbie that went away for about 6 months then decided to come back for no apparent reason............ yep
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-12-2001 07:28:11 PM
(OOC: I have noooo problem with this, and I'll participate.. But where am I in it? ;_; 'Tis my bar, yanno )
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-12-2001 07:35:02 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ocyrrhoe Trazere was all like:
(OOC: I have noooo problem with this, and I'll participate.. But where am I in it? ;_; 'Tis my bar, yanno )

(OOC: Yeah! And what's the tavern without the local arrogant bitch? Aka me)

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-12-2001 07:47:29 PM
Continues playing with Teir'Dolls waiting for his drink.
"Wheres my Drink!?!?!?!"

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 12-13-2001 04:07:23 AM
quote:
Za'Yth stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
(OOC: Yeah! And what's the tavern without the local arrogant bitch? Aka me)

OOC: *comes stomping around waving her hands in the air* RAWR!

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 01:53:55 PM
"WHEREE ISSSS MYYYYY DRINKKKKKKK"
Siliddar summons and throws some boiling acid at the counter. The man ducks underneath nearly spilling the brewing materials.
The man issues forth an "eep" and resumes with renewed pace the brewing of Siliddars booze.

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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 12-30-2001 01:46:04 PM
ooc: Lamoorn! You're alive! Its been a while...

ic:
The door opens and Taeldian strides into the bar, his Dark Elemental following close behind. He sits on a stool at the bar and calls, "Innoruuk's Kiss of Death!"

A mug full of misty black liquid slides in front of the Dark Elf and he gulps it down.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-30-2001 02:16:33 PM
*continues playing with Teir-Dolls, taking no notice to the other dark elf that walked into the bar in front of him*
Finally the Blue-robed man brings Siliddar his ale.
Siliddar takes a deep draft.

"Yum, thats a good ale. Hey whats that Innoruuks kiss o' death drink that other guy ordered? gimme one of those, and some peanuts too."

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Kafziel T'Sarran
Pancake
posted 01-01-2002 12:39:53 PM
Enters the bar, having noticed it's recent opening, glances around at the other patrons. Kafziel pauses a moment, quickly smirking at the Teir'Dal playing with dolls, he then finds a seat at the far side of the bar.

Brandy please.

Kafziel watches the door and the other patrons as he quietly waits for his drink.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-02-2002 10:19:17 AM
OOC: *is only playing with teir'Dolls cuz need i remind you folks...
quote:
Lamoorn the Random had this to say this much ado about nothing:
-snip- a humor based RP thread, where all the characters would do messed up things all the time, and it was just their for humor's sake. -snip-

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Folx
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 07:23:14 PM
A small red fox wanders in. "Wow... it's been a while..." He walks up to the counter and says, "Glowing tonic, please."
Meow, I say!
(Sig Pic by Blue Fantasy)
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 09:00:49 AM
From outside there is the whistling sound of something falling and a faint shriek. Moments later there is an earthshaking thud and a high elf dressed in a robe of the oracle drags himself in with his arms.
He shakes his head and pulls a red-tinted ring off his finger which he tosses carelessly on the floor. "I really need to stop traveling that way." He crawls up to the bar. "Bartender, I'll have a brandy please, gimme the whole bottle."
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 09:11:25 AM
*has his undead army maul the bartender and hops behind the counter himself.*
Shouts to the bar "New Rules!, Dark elves pay no cover charge. Anyone else does!"
*Puts a tux on his undead companion and sends him to cover the door*
"5 plat cover charge all non-dark elves please go out and pay cover charge.....OR ELSE KOBARN WILL POKE YOU IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY!!!!!"
*Proceeds to cackle evilly*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 04:58:11 PM
*rummages around making the glowing tonic and the brandy. also spikes them with laxative, Snickers and servs the drinks*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Folx
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 05:55:15 PM
*drinks the Glowing tonic in one gulp and dies*

*Comes through the door, handing 5pp to the skeleton*

Hey! I thought that this wasn't supposed to be serious! Wait... did I say that in character? Oh well... I guess my alchohol tolerance is that low even in somehting like this...

Meow, I say!
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-21-2002 06:04:52 PM
*snickers and laughs at the guy who dies.*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-22-2002 06:24:57 AM
Constellation briefly considers the brandy.
"On second thought bartender I'm not really in the mood for brandy. How about some of Tunare's Finest?"
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-22-2002 10:48:55 AM
*cackles evilly and ducks into the backroom*
moments later loud noises and an explosion are heard.*
Several minutes pass
*comes back out, slightly charred, holding a hollins glass filled with a shiny gold liquid*

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-22-2002 02:49:28 PM
Constellation regards the glass with narrowed eyes. "Isn't Tunare's Finest supposed to be GREEN?"
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-23-2002 05:44:15 AM
"what?! of course not, drink!"
<Siliddar cackles evilly>

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-23-2002 05:58:09 AM
"But I'm quite sure it is!" Here I'll show you even."

Constellation gestures and a clear bottle of emerald green appears in his hand.

"See, green!"

He proceeds to chug the contents.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-24-2002 08:44:35 AM
Thats just green water! this is that toonyars stuff you wanted. Drink!!!
Kabarn we may have a problem over here.
Kabarn walks over and puts a skeletal hand on the high elves shoulder.

Edit: Ubb>Me

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: Siliddar ]


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Folx
Pancake
posted 01-26-2002 09:19:13 PM
Folx loots his corpse. So, why didn't someone tell me that I still had the same limitations here, huh? Wait... I probably should have guessed that... why did I even try that, anyway?
Meow, I say!
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-26-2002 10:06:09 PM
*blurts out*
"cuz yer a stupid fox who doesnt know to not trust a dark elf as far as he can throw him and doesnt recognizethe fact that a glass of vodka is over 95% Sulfuric Acid"

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Folx
Pancake
posted 01-27-2002 07:11:43 PM
Nah, I'm stupid for even trying that. I have an alchohol tolerance of -200. I get drunk off my ass when I drink a short beer, so a glass of glowing tonic... wait, did you say sulfuric acid?! Heh, you didn't change the outcome much, did you?
Meow, I say!
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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 01-28-2002 08:46:11 AM
Sure I did, instead of just killing you with alcohol, I Dissolved your corpses insides with acid. I love the smell of charred and dissolved flesh in the morning.

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-04-2002 05:34:52 PM
Ooc: IM THE FUCKIN LORD OF RPCREST.

Damn it. Ocy's nothing without the Aeadil

The World is Yours
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 02-05-2002 09:14:50 AM
Heya there,
*holds his hand out to the bar*
Pick your posion.literally

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-15-2002 02:06:55 AM
quote:
Aeadil wrote this stupid crap:
Ooc: IM THE FUCKIN LORD OF RPCREST.

OOC: I think I just found out why Ocy and Dem started kicking you instead of me. Or maybe it was that I turned autorejoin on and it's no longer fun to kick me

hey
Maelarr
Pancake
posted 02-19-2002 07:36:38 PM
Simmer children Simmer.

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vertue
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 08:05:42 PM
The door opens and then closes. A mug of Ale slowly floats up off of the counter, turns sideways, and slowly drains out and seems to disappear. The empty mug floats back onto the counter. A second later the air shimmers a few feet from the door and a human enchanter appears. "Blast, I knew I should have worked on my alcohol tolerance before trying to steal booze, I can't keep Invisibility up now that I'm too drunk!" Yehoshua whispers to himself. Then, looking rather embarrased, he says to the Bartender, "I meant to pay for that, really."

Archers Roxxors!

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 03-12-2002 11:39:46 AM
One moment Siliddar is simply standing behing the bar watching the odd man who is invisible trying to steal some beer... the next moment...hes...still...standing there as his pet leaps up on top of the man. the skelly picks him up and hangs him upside-down by his robe on a nail on the wall.
Siliddar walks over and rigs a keg up next to the man. "You tried to steal...no no no, have all the beer you want! Konabarabanxon! make him drink!"

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vertue
Pancake
posted 03-12-2002 12:19:33 PM
Yehoshua gurgles as the liquid gushes all over his face and nearly chokes him. Barely audible amoung the gurgling sounds he says "If I weren't so drunk I would charm your pet and return the favor." Then the robe rips on the nail and Yehoshua falls on his head and is knocked out cold.

Archers Roxxors!

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 03-14-2002 12:59:32 PM
Throws the thief in the hamster wheel with adamantite walls. Grabs a hose and starts spraying him down with water
WAKE UP FOO!
THIS PLACE NEEDS POWER!!!

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vertue
Pancake
posted 03-14-2002 01:25:14 PM
Yehoshua wakes up, stands up, and starts running. Or tries to anyway. It's not very easy to run when being sprayed with a hose.

Archers Roxxors!

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 11:45:38 AM
*takes the spray off the thief as he starts to drunkenly run, lights in the room flicker on*
Good, keep going.
*Siliddar goes back upstairs to the bar.*

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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 04-04-2002 01:41:26 PM
Bumpage cuz this is fun y0
Begins making advertisements to be sent out all over the place of the bars opening and the dark elves/trolls/ogres pay no sover charge

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