WE GET THE FUCKING POINT.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
She seems like a dumb little puppy, like many here. She's staying fairly quiet, so there's no real reason to kick her head in...yet.
I havent seen proof of the "her" part yet.. for now, I am assuming its RK posting from his little sisters barbie laptop.
I know the purpose of this post now.
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Some things never change... including the one where you tell noobs to shut the fuck up.. so here goes:
STFU
Please send questions to imanoob@everything.com
/bow Mr Parc (Just making an entrance)
Because we're all mature and smart enough to talk without swearing like motherfucking sailors, right!?
Noob A tells noob B to STFU.
At what point did I fall into the classification of noob?
Someone beyond the class of noob would've pointed that out when they had mentioned that he/she was surrounded by noobs.
Your thoughts need collection... and when you are done calling names.. feel free to come and talk.
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Pickalots startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Obviously I missed the introduction to the board... my bad.At what point did I fall into the classification of noob?
Someone beyond the class of noob would've pointed that out when they had mentioned that he/she was surrounded by noobs.
Your thoughts need collection... and when you are done calling names.. feel free to come and talk.
This is exactly the wrong forum to get uppity, n00b. No one making a start like this has ever lasted more than a day or two. So, just in case I'm not around when you run off crying:
GQLLFM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Go Quietly Lick Limp Flacid Monkeys?
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There was much rejoicing when Pickalots said this:
Your thoughts need collection... and when you are done calling names.. feel free to come and talk.
New here? Check.
Younger than the other other members? Check.
Disliked already? Check.
Too bad, kid. You're a n00b. Maybe you should take your own advice. Except instead of collectiong thoughts, you should bash your own head in with a rock.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, KaLourin absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
GQLLFMGo Quietly Lick Limp
FlacidFlying Monkeys?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Pickalots stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
[QB]At what point did I fall into the classification of noob?
QB]
Thats when you became a noob. Yesterday.
Now hows about you stop being an uppity little knobgoblin, and shut yer piehole. Until you make some sort of contribution, in one way, or another, to the little society we have here, nobody gives a shit.
BTW.. PWNED.
Here ya go Ford.. just cause I think you're worthy of the following...
What is the difference between Ford Prefect and a bag of shit?
Answer: The bag.
EDIT: Damn myself for owning myself... sulking in the shadows now [ 09-30-2003: Message edited by: Pickalots ]
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Pickalots wrote this stupid crap:
What does Ford Prefect and a bag of shit have in common?Answer: The bag.
I don't get it.
I must be too far above your pathetic attempts at humor.
It's not something people hear about.
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Pickalots thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Oh yeah... almost forgot to bash my head in with a rock.Here ya go Ford.. just cause I think you're worthy of the following...
What does Ford Prefect and a bag of shit have in common?
Answer: The bag.
shouldn't that read "what's the difference between Ford and a bag of shit" otherwise it's not really insulting. The way uoi put it you're calling Ford a bag, which just makes you look like a dumb fuck.
No, Really. Bite me.
However, one thing I cannot abide by is vermin like you considering yourself something worth more than a pile of shit on a rock. Do yourself a favor and go cry in the smurfy world of General, your presence here only serves to remind the rest of us that there are some reasons for justifiable homicide beyond self-defense.
Now, go put on your dunce cap, sit in the corner, and be silent. I'll listen to no more of your drivel.
I should go back to the basics of chewing gum and walking...
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Pickalots Model 2000 was programmed to say:
GFDI! I got owned... by myself...I should go back to the basics of chewing gum and walking...
Go further back...into the womb. Then advise your mother to entertain the idea of Pro-choice.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Pickalots said:
Show me the time machine... it was much better when I was getting pussy...
If you didn't use a condom, I'll be in quite the hurry to discover time travel to prevent your seed from spreading.
Sorry to break your heart..
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Nobody really understood why Pickalots wrote:
Now.. please don't make me post the dumb joke again... cause I am starting to see you as the elephant..
Stomping on you like the ignorant little pussy you are?
Yeah, I can see that.
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Quoting myself from another thread (that Mr P read already and replied to.. )A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered
a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a deer and bellows, "Who is mightiest of
all jungle animals?"The terrified deer stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the
mightiest animal in the jungle!"On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who
is mightiest of all jungle animals?"Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk,
slams him against a tree half a dozen times, the lion feeling like
it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on
the lion till it looked like a corn tortilla, steps on it, and ambled away.The lion hollered after the elephant, "Man, just because you don't
know the answer, you don't have to get so annoyed."
And.. since I'm announcing when I fuck up... you made me quote myself. They don't have a little icon for you up top.. but.. given time and persuasion.. it is possible that one may magically appear for you.
You're running out of steam... go play put put with Rosie and Viagra, and do something that might be more fulfilling for you...
Welcome to the life of the n00b who thinks he's hot shit. It's a lot like being a prison bitch, but you should be well-versed in that.
Now, what else do you have to say to prove your idiocy? And if you've run out, what else do you have to repeat? I can go all day with you, kid, you're more dumb than our usual crop around here.
You are reminding me of the psycho now from the movie Armageddon that was shooting the kick ass gun and mounting the nuke shouting 'NO MORE NUKES!'
Your material is somewhere along the lines of 'being too old for the newbie'... yet you whine like a little child.
Maybe it's time I start calling you kid, kid.
Now, I just told you, fry, that you can keep saying it, but it won't come true. You can say I'm ranting and whining, but all I'm doing is slapping a dumb little kid with no original material around like his daddy did way back when.
But hey, you're not the first one to turn to delusion and denial in an attempt to win an argument. You are the first one to use it this poorly, though.
Maybe next time, I'll give a call to your local correctional facility and send Bubba over... a little bubba and some ky and.. and you'll be 'jellin like a felon'
You turned the tide on me.. and I have nothing further to say except this:
When you are fucking your woman tonight.. you'll be thinking of how I referred you to an elephant, and go thinking that .. I was right. Around that time, your woman will turn over and look at you and tell you this:
"Honey, I have a secret to tell you"
You'll ask what, of course.. and she'll reply something like this...
"Honey... you remember your friend Ray? ... well.. I've come to the conclusion that... Ray fits me better and tighter than you ever will I fear.... and I will still love you, but I'm sleeping with him now.. and I'll do whatever I can to satisfy you.. because I love you, but I wanted you to know this.. since I know it's proper that we share even our most intimate secrets"
My point: I can let things be, but let it be known that.. regardless of who 'won' or what... you're still fucked in the end. [ 09-30-2003: Message edited by: Pickalots ]
