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Topic: EC DEATHMATCH!
Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 08-09-2003 12:54:37 AM
In the spirit of curiosity and flamage I present EC Deathmatch. Here's the scenario, someone must be banned permanently from ever posting on EC, and YOU must make a decision. Who stays? Who gets the lovely parting gifts? You can add your own matchup but you must have picked all previously posted matchups.

Parcelan vs. Snoota
Lady D vs. Jens
Lashanna vs. Emily/Savannah
Emil vs. Blindy
Deth vs. Lyniar
Bloodsage vs. Nem-x
Bajah vs. Pesco
Aanile vs. Katrinity
Deligamond vs. Kagrama
Gydyon vs. Addy
Lenlaron vs. Liam
Black Mage vs. White Mage
Trent vs. Red Mage

I've purposely made some hard matchups to add a little spice. It's a tough choice but here's who I think should stay Parcelan, Lady D, Emily/Savannah, Emil (of course), Lyniar, Nem-x, Pesco, Aanile, Deligamond, Addy, Liam, Black Mage, Trent. Play along if you dare.

From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 08-09-2003 01:01:38 AM
I bolded who I think would win:

Parcelan vs. Snoota
Lady D vs. Jens
Lashanna vs. Emily/Savannah
Emil vs. Blindy
Deth vs. Lyniar
Bloodsage vs. Nem-x
Bajah vs. Pesco
Aanile vs. Katrinity
Deligamond vs. Kagrama
Gydyon vs. Addy
Lenlaron vs. Liam
Black Mage vs. White Mage
Trent vs. Red Mage


Edit: Btw whats with Gydyon vs. Addy? I didn't really understand that one..

[ 08-09-2003: Message edited by: Holden ]


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 08-09-2003 01:14:35 AM
quote:
Holden had this to say about John Romero:

Edit: Btw whats with Gydyon vs. Addy? I didn't really understand that one..[/QB]


Two generally sweet people who very few hold a grudge against. It's a tough choice in my opinion.

From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
Sean
posted 08-09-2003 01:19:51 AM
Where all the Sean at.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 08-09-2003 01:29:53 AM
Sean vs. Nwizzle
Khyron vs. JooJooFlop
Puggy vs. Mr. Gainsboro
Fizodeath vs. Zaza
Diadem vs. Mightion
Delphi vs. Bummey

My picks would be Sean, JooJooFlop, Mr. Gainsboro, Fizodeath, Diadem, and Delphi.

From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 08-09-2003 01:30:30 AM
I thought of a few..

Lemmy vs. Tier
Drysart vs. Taran
Delphi vs. bag of sugar

Thats all I got..


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Addy
posted 08-09-2003 01:42:38 AM
what
Sean
posted 08-09-2003 02:26:08 AM
quote:
Emil stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
My picks would be JooJooFlop, Mr. Gainsboro, Fizodeath.

Talk about your wrong answers.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-09-2003 02:29:48 AM
Parce and I would never truly battle it out!

It'd be like in Wrestling where the "baby face" Tag Team has a bitter break up and fight each other for a month or two, and then one of the "heels" pisses them both off enough that they make a surprise reunion to beat the shit out of the little guy nobody likes at the Pay-Per-View!

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Sean
posted 08-09-2003 02:43:47 AM
So does this mean you and Parce are going to beat the shit out of Emil on Sunday?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-09-2003 03:02:38 AM
My predictions on the winner.

Parcelan vs. Snoota
Lady D vs. Jens
Lashanna vs. Emily/Savannah
Emil vs. Blindy
Deth vs. Lyniar
Bloodsage vs. Nem-x
Bajah vs. Pesco
Aanile vs. Katrinity
Deligamond vs. Kagrama
Gydyon vs. Addy
Lenlaron vs. Liam
Black Mage vs. White Mage
Trent vs. Red Mage



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-09-2003 04:20:42 AM
i dont generally side with the woman, but for gods sake how many times are you gonna spell her name wrong? it's Lyinar! not Lyniar!
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-09-2003 04:57:08 AM
NO A NO A NO A NO A!

And yeah, I'd probably lose, I'd make a comment or two, lose interest, and go play DAoC.

[ 08-09-2003: Message edited by: Fizodeth ]

nem-x
posted 08-09-2003 06:27:40 AM
Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 08-09-2003 10:08:13 AM
quote:
Emil had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
In the spirit of curiosity and flamage I present EC Deathmatch. Here's the scenario, someone must be banned permanently from ever posting on EC, and YOU must make a decision. Who stays? Who gets the lovely parting gifts? You can add your own matchup but you must have picked all previously posted matchups.

Parcelan vs. Snoota
Lady D vs. Jens
Lashanna vs. Emily/Savannah
Emil vs. Blindy
Deth vs. Lyinar
Bloodsage vs. Nem-x
Bajah vs. Pesco
Aanile vs. Katrinity
Deligamond vs. Kagrama
Gydyon vs. Addy
Lenlaron vs. Liam
Black Mage vs. White Mage
Trent vs. Red Mage

I've purposely made some hard matchups to add a little spice. It's a tough choice but here's who I think should stay Parcelan, Lady D, Emily/Savannah, Emil (of course), Lyniar, Nem-x, Pesco, Aanile, Deligamond, Addy, Liam, Black Mage, Trent. Play along if you dare.


Edit: My profound apologies Lyinar I have mispelled your name consistently.

[ 08-09-2003: Message edited by: Emil ]

From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-09-2003 10:23:44 AM
Lenny wins.
The World is Yours
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-09-2003 12:39:59 PM
Wait is the winner the person who stays or the person who gets banned?
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 08-09-2003 12:46:38 PM
quote:
Absolut Blindy was listening to Cher while typing:
Wait is the winner the person who stays or the person who gets banned?

The person who stays wins (i.e. they are not banned)

From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-09-2003 04:04:31 PM
I already don't like this, 'cause I'm bound to take this way too personal.


Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-09-2003 04:12:21 PM
Everybody vs. Everybody

Everybody's bound to be banned.

This is stupid. Emil is stupid.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 08-09-2003 04:14:03 PM
Vorago VS Mortious should be an obvious match-up

Battle of the Bucketheads!

Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 08-09-2003 04:26:05 PM
quote:
Savannah / Emily had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I already don't like this, 'cause I'm bound to take this way too personal.



Eh, I was bored, just trying to stir the pot (er kettle for you sXers), besides, is banning someone better or worse than hating someone? I see 7 pages on that

From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-09-2003 04:28:16 PM
Heh...
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 08-09-2003 04:37:59 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Where's Waisz? was all like:
This is stupid. Emil is stupid.

Well, I'm sure you won't be the first person to think that.

From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-09-2003 06:21:24 PM
I am far far to apathetic to play.

My responses would all be along the lines of.. eh, whatever.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-09-2003 06:38:27 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke was naked while typing this:
Parce and I would never truly battle it out!

It'd be like in Wrestling where the "baby face" Tag Team has a bitter break up and fight each other for a month or two, and then one of the "heels" pisses them both off enough that they make a surprise reunion to beat the shit out of the little guy nobody likes at the Pay-Per-View!


I loved those plotlines when I watched Wrestling.

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-09-2003 07:10:52 PM
wow im surprised people actually want me to stay

why me vs. jens?


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-09-2003 08:30:48 PM
BM is just pissed I wouldn't let him keep his AA spells on WR.

Holden doesn't matter shit.

hey
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-09-2003 08:32:54 PM
No, it's just that I honestly think more people dislike you.

What I voted was my honest thoughts if it ever came down to a vote. None of it was personal preference.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 08-09-2003 09:28:29 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
wow im surprised people actually want me to stay

why me vs. jens?



Mostly because you dont go around acting like a fucking moron like Jens..


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-09-2003 10:48:35 PM
I kick Snoota in the head and send him crying home.

I drink Jens and his 15 year-old wussiness under the table while Lady D starts a fan club dedicated to me.

Lashanna and Emily start fighting it out to see who gets to be my henchgirl...in mud.

Emil and Blindy both realize they have no chance against me and quickly join me in putting away the fools that oppose me.

Deth and Lyinar are killed in an atomic bomb explosion sent by my henchmen.

Bloodsage enters an alliance with my powerful ego while nem-x goes to train to become my Shadowy Ninja Assassin.

Bajah and Pesco both become my henchmen as those bosses in videogames where there's always two. Two brutes, two giant dogs, you know the drill.

I send Aanile and Katrinity away, because they bug me.

Delidgamond becomes my Master of Torture while Kagrama becomes my Minister of Information.

A dread ritual is cast that binds Gydyon and Addy together, each one's soul constantly fighting for control of the body.

Lenlalron and Liam become my two henchmen...wait, no, they become those annoying jester-type twins that are always asking riddles and riding bandersnatches.

If White Mage gives me pictures of his wife, I kill Black Mage. If he doesn't, I hire Black Mage to kill him.

Trent farts and RedMage dies for the good of humanity.

I win.

Obsolete
Pancake
posted 08-10-2003 12:26:50 AM
I would so beat Kagrama. He stands no chance to survive. Make his time.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-10-2003 12:27:18 AM
Tier vs. Lemmy


*runs far, far away*

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 08-10-2003 12:41:29 AM
I WIELL DEFEAte the wilaey delidagameond, uesitalizing aell of my magnificent skiells of TRICKAERY AND DECENT!!!1
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Obsolete
Pancake
posted 08-10-2003 12:55:02 AM
You will not defeat one as great as I. Your tricks cannot fool a child, they will surely not work on me!
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-10-2003 12:57:44 AM
quote:
Obsolete, I love you.
You will not defeat one as great as I. Your tricks cannot fool a child, they will surely not work on me!
You already lost.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 08-10-2003 01:09:57 AM
I feel left out. The retard Mr. Gainswantstofuckacartooncharacternamedaeris got mentioned but not me. What the fuck.
Obsolete
Pancake
posted 08-10-2003 01:23:02 AM
quote:
Black Mage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
You already lost.

How can I lose if I already won?

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-10-2003 01:35:01 AM
quote:
Obsolete wrote this crap. Can you believe it? Jesus.
How can I lose if I already won?
The only winning move was not to play.

You lose.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Obsolete
Pancake
posted 08-10-2003 01:39:05 AM
Yes, but in losing, I have already won total victory over Kagrama.
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