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Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-03-2003 01:01:39 PM
It was a rainy afternoon in Canada. The roads were wet and it was raining at a steady pace. On this afternoon, a handsome fellow paid $75 to take his final licence test. He was nervous at first because the roads were wet and he didn't know how fast his instructor wanted to go. The test began and he began to drive around the local area going 45km in a 50km zone, because the roads were wet and he was taught to only go the speed limit when the roads were perfect. But oh no, I guess his driving examiner didn't think the roads were bad enough to go 5km under! When the examiner told the handsome fellow to parellel park, the driver nailed it perfectly! As well as the 3 point turn backing into a parking space, checking blind spots, and the checking mirrors test! However, when it came to the express way, the driver was going 90km in a 100km speed limit zone (because it was raining and there was water splashing everywhere from other vehicles!), the examiner told the driver to get into the left hand lane and back into the right hand lane! The driver, thinking he was doing the right thing by going 90, turned into the left hand lane. Another driver behind him going 120km didn't like this and proceeded to pass the driver taking the test in the right hand lane going 120km! The examiner said to the driver that, that was an automatic fail because the driver taking the test was going too slow. There goes $75 out of my pocket!

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 11-03-2003 01:03:53 PM
I'm sorry that you suck at driving.

No seriously, that sucks yo.

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The more I have to let go.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 11-03-2003 01:04:24 PM
Some examiners just want money.
moneymoneymoney
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-03-2003 01:08:45 PM
I failed my first driver's test because my parents failed to tell me that when I'm making a turn I must always turn into the closest lane and not whichever lane that suits me.

Last time I let my parents teach me anything by example.

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Snugglits
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posted 11-03-2003 04:14:35 PM
Why are you paying this stupid handsome fellow to take a driver's license test?

yes, i know

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-03-2003 04:22:54 PM


Sorry you can't handle the roads when they're wet. You should still do the speed limit. Driving slow is what causes most traffic jams!

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 11-03-2003 04:25:29 PM
I think he lied about the parking.

Delidgamond can't park worth a damn.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Ryutsuke
Pancake
posted 11-03-2003 04:31:02 PM
God that sux. I have to take my divers test on the 18th. God I hope it's not raining so I don't have to go through the hole "how fast should I go?" thing.

Luckly I don't have to pay anything for my test.

Goma
Pancake
posted 11-03-2003 04:38:14 PM
When I took my test a while ago I failed due to "improper turns".

HIS definition of an improper turn was that I was either straightening out my wheels too soon or too late (however, I do not see this as a big issue since not once did I ever cross ANY lines, and having only been driving for a few weeks you cant expect to have PERFECT turning)

And its not like I was turning in a jagged fasion either, I felt that I straightened out the wheels quite smoothly, and if I was off by a degree or two I MIGHT have to change it a little.

Anyways, each improper turn was worth 10 marks

Needless to say the dude was a total douche and gave me enough of those to fail me.

I think there should be varying degrees of improper turns, because a 10 point deduction seems pretty hefty for something so little.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-03-2003 05:53:23 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Bajah wrote:


Sorry you can't handle the roads when they're wet. You should still do the speed limit. Driving slow is what causes most traffic jams!


Oh, I can handle them fine. I just went slower because well, it is a test. They fail you if they feel you are going too fast on wet roads. So I took my chances and did the 'play it safe' routine which the instructor didn't like apparently!

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-03-2003 05:54:29 PM
Inferno : I can park just fine thank you! I just can't do REGULAR parking neatly...doing all the special parking I am very good at!
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Ares
posted 11-03-2003 06:38:22 PM
My friend failed for doing something "illegal". It wasn't illegal, so her dad phoned up the place and raised hell. The next day she got a new test and passed.

Sorry to hear that they failed you for being over cautious (especially with the weather the was it is today) My sister got in an accident today because of the weather. Asshole who caused it drove off. Fucker. Thankfully, she's okay but one of the wheels on our new leased car is fucked up.

Canadian Mountee
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posted 11-03-2003 07:01:08 PM
quote:
3 months wasted's fortune cookie read:
Oh, I can handle them fine. I just went slower because well, it is a test. They fail you if they feel you are going too fast on wet roads. So I took my chances and did the 'play it safe' routine which the instructor didn't like apparently!

Call 'em up, complain about it.

The World is Yours
Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-03-2003 07:40:07 PM
I did! All they said is that I can get the supervisor to test me if I wanted
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 11-03-2003 07:53:23 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Bajah:


Sorry you can't handle the roads when they're wet. You should still do the speed limit. Driving slow is what causes most traffic jams!


Legally, in America, the speed limit decreases according to weather conditions. I don't know what it's like in Canada, but I'm sure your weather is worse than New England.

Don't drive beyond your (or your car's) ability. It can only lead to problems. If you feel your car slipping more than it should, that's a good indication to get in the right lane and slow the fuck down.

I have no problem driving with traffic. I drive 80 (128kph) every day to work, but it always pisses the fuck out of me when some jackass in an SUV or 4wd car thinks he's immortal during horrible weather and starts tailgaiting people.

Also, in America, it's illeagle to pass on the right. Again, I don't know what it's like in Canada.

What was dangerous was going to the left lane without either waiting for him to pass you or matching speed. If he was a fair distance behind you before you switched lanes, than you did nothing wrong.

[ 11-03-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]

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Grendel
Pancake
posted 11-03-2003 08:25:03 PM
The bitch I had for a driving test failed me too the first time. She said I never stopped at any stoped sign, I stopped at everyone and even waited 3-4 seconds before going.

My dad was in the back seat and was livid when she said I failed. Judging by the redness of his face and the vein in his forehead I'm suprised he didn't strangle the bitch.

Razor
posted 11-03-2003 10:08:25 PM
quote:
diadem's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Legally, in America, the speed limit decreases according to weather conditions. I don't know what it's like in Canada, but I'm sure your weather is worse than New England.

I have no problem driving with traffic. I drive 80 (128kph) every day to work, but it always pisses the fuck out of me when some jackass in an SUV or 4wd car thinks he's immortal during horrible weather and starts tailgaiting people.

Also, in America, it's illeagle to pass on the right. Again, I don't know what it's like in Canada.


Sorry, but hey.
A) In California, It's only suggested that you decrease speed in adverse wheather in the day hours, the twilight and night hours almost law. And it's a 5 mph decrease in fog (only true mention of a speed change).

B)Do the same (well 75mph) daily at 5am. Traffic is heavy as always on the I-15 South after 4am.... the middle lane is you friend which leads to

C)In the State of California, You can Legaly pass on the Right hand Side OF ANY VEHICLE as long it's a marked lane for traffic. This aleviates some traffic problems, some major traffic problems. Passing on the right is illegal in Arizona and Nevada, but you can get away with it if you have a Cali plate.

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 11-03-2003 10:17:32 PM
quote:
diadem thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Legally, in America, the speed limit decreases according to weather conditions.

uhh, no?

That's not how I was taught, anyway...

[ 11-03-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

Burger
BANNED!
posted 11-03-2003 10:22:12 PM
delid, call them up and complain. There's a reason that it's marked as 100Km/h MAXIMUM. It's because that's the fastest you can ever go. If you want to go slower and it doesn't endanger anyone, go for it.
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Maradon!
posted 11-03-2003 10:39:04 PM
I go a good 15 Mph over the speed limit in rain, shine, snow, freezing rain...

Remember kids: If you hit a patch of ice on the road, you won't spin out if you're going fast enough

Maradon!
posted 11-03-2003 10:39:31 PM
I think just making that post raised my insurance premium
Alaan
posted 11-03-2003 10:45:07 PM
Our highways generally have a 65 mph "Max" and a 45 mph "Minimum" though I have very rarely seen someone in the minimum, but it is completely legal.
Crystali
Pancake
posted 11-03-2003 11:25:20 PM
quote:
A) In California, It's only suggested that you decrease speed in adverse wheather in the day hours, the twilight and night hours almost law. And it's a 5 mph decrease in fog (only true mention of a speed change).

Yes we slow down from 85 to 80. It actually rained for about thirty seconds of my drive this morning in San Diego, at which point I was passed by about four cars doing 90 or so.

At least its better than Florida where people STOP DEAD when water falls from the skies.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 11-04-2003 09:36:33 AM
Those of you who don't have to slow down when the weather sucks, do you ever get snow where you are?
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-04-2003 09:41:28 AM
quote:
diadem stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Those of you who don't have to slow down when the weather sucks, do you ever get snow where you are?

We don't get weather here.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-04-2003 09:50:09 AM
quote:
This is what Grendel is doing. This is what I want Grendel to do :
The bitch I had for a driving test failed me too the first time. She said I never stopped at any stoped sign, I stopped at everyone and even waited 3-4 seconds before going.

My dad was in the back seat and was livid when she said I failed. Judging by the redness of his face and the vein in his forehead I'm suprised he didn't strangle the bitch.


It's not just stopping at a stop sign.. it's stopping and looking to see if there's anything incoming or there before you.

Does anyone else have a hard time reading Grendel's posts? I had to quote him before I could read it. You need something not so dark, man.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-04-2003 10:01:30 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Does anyone else have a hard time reading Grendel's posts? I had to quote him before I could read it. You need something not so dark, man.


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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-04-2003 10:05:08 AM
quote:
This is what 3 months wasted is doing. This is what I want 3 months wasted to do :


I don't ignore people, I don't ignore people's colors. Drysart put forth a rule about abusing the ability to set default colors by disallowing really dark colors.

Just clicking Ignore doesn't make it go away. It just makes it okay for them to bend Drysart's rule. So neener.

nem-x
posted 11-04-2003 02:16:24 PM
I forgot to put on my glasses for my driver's test. I still passed though.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-04-2003 06:58:06 PM
quote:
Kegwen had this to say about the Spice Girls:
uhh, no?

That's not how I was taught, anyway...


Here in Iowa land there's a 5 mph lowering of the legal speed limit in snow and heavy rain.

eh...

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Grendel
Pancake
posted 11-04-2003 08:50:44 PM
quote:
Bajah thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
It's not just stopping at a stop sign.. it's stopping and looking to see if there's anything incoming or there before you.

Does anyone else have a hard time reading Grendel's posts? I had to quote him before I could read it. You need something not so dark, man.


I did stop and look, she was just a bitch.

Color looked good to me but it might be because my room is really dark.
But I'm kinda bored with it.

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