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Topic: A Question of Candy
Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
Pancake
posted 10-31-2003 01:36:53 PM
My parents are too busy with the whole "I hate you more." "No, I hate YOU more." business to buy candy to give out for halloween, so I've taken it upon myself to do so.

What variety of candy should I buy?

I know as a kid, I got tired of peanut butter cups and malty balls. I would treasure the rare box of nerds, or the intermittent "bizarro" candy from japan.

And don't say pocky, they're not individually wrapped and aren't sold around here

Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
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    Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
    Pancake
    posted 10-31-2003 01:37:52 PM
    Donate-o-tron is at 134/139...it's missing my $5!
    Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
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    Aaron (the good one)
    posted 10-31-2003 01:37:55 PM
    Toothpaste
    Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
    I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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    Black
    The Outlaw Torn
    posted 10-31-2003 01:38:34 PM
    quote:
    But Chief Durkin doesn't really care for music, do you?
    Donate-o-tron is at 134/139...it's missing my $5!
    What's a Donate-o-tron?



    Time was never on my side.
    So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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    Trillee
    I <3 My Deviant
    posted 10-31-2003 01:41:34 PM
    Uhm.. just go to the store and buy several bags of what you like... remember, you get to eat the left over candy
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    Zair
    The Imp
    posted 10-31-2003 01:49:42 PM
    I always liked smarties...
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    Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
    Pancake
    posted 10-31-2003 01:50:07 PM
    quote:
    Trillee said this about your mom:
    Uhm.. just go to the store and buy several bags of what you like... remember, you get to eat the left over candy

    I AM ASKING YOU WHAT I LIKE.

    Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
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    Trillee
    I <3 My Deviant
    posted 10-31-2003 01:55:23 PM
    quote:
    Chief Durkin attempted to be funny by writing:
    I AM ASKING YOU WHAT I LIKE.

    KITKATS AND REESES PEANUTBUTTER CUPS AND NERDS AND TOFFEE AND HERSHEY'S KISSES!!


    *dips Maradon*

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    sir twins need a lick
    Pancake
    posted 10-31-2003 02:07:41 PM
    Nerds were always good. I think most people hand out chocolate something most of the time. You should go out and buy some fruity flavored suckers. Do they still sell Sweet Tarts?
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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 10-31-2003 02:09:51 PM
    Pop Rocks

    I went apeshit when I found a house with Pop Rocks when I was a kid.

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Azrael Heavenblade
    Damn Dirty Godmoder
    posted 10-31-2003 02:14:22 PM
    Personally I go for the pure-sugar candy, but chocolate is good too. I've found the following in 'fun-size' for Halloween that would be excellent ideas: Smarties, Sweet-Tarts, Zours, Skittles, Starburst, those small two-pairs of Twizzlers, Jolly Ranchers individually wrapped, Almond Joy, Mounds, Snickers, Milky Way (Dark if you can find it), Hershey's Kisses, Hershey Bars, Swedish Fish, Runts, Nerds, gum of all kinds, Oreos...the list goes on.
    "The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 10-31-2003 02:15:54 PM
    quote:
    Azrael Heavenblade thought about the meaning of life:
    Jolly Ranchers individually wrapped

    I hated those. I always got the shitty flavors.

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Blindy
    Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
    posted 10-31-2003 02:16:18 PM
    quote:
    Man, who wouldn't want to be sir twins need a lick:
    Nerds were always good. I think most people hand out chocolate something most of the time. You should go out and buy some fruity flavored suckers. Do they still sell Sweet Tarts?

    you just like saying fruity flavored suckers.

    On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
    The more I have to let go.
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    Burger
    BANNED!
    posted 10-31-2003 02:23:28 PM
    we give out king-sized snickers.
    Bite me.

    No, Really. Bite me.

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    Ryuujin
    posted 10-31-2003 03:05:04 PM
    Give out Warheads.
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    Mortious
    Gluttonous Overlard
    posted 10-31-2003 03:18:39 PM
    Candy-coated asprin.
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    Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
    Pancake
    posted 10-31-2003 03:23:13 PM
    I've procured the following:

    Mt Dew, 6 oz'ers (x18)

    Atomic Fireballs (x1 lb)

    Single-Serving 8 o'clock coffee bags (x 24)

    Crunchy Snickers (x1 lb)

    Sour Atomic Warheads (x1 lb)

    I'm gonna be the coolest house on the block

    in other news, my sam's club employee membership card is still active, despite my getting fired two years ago

    Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
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    Trillee
    I <3 My Deviant
    posted 10-31-2003 03:31:27 PM
    omgs ;P

    HI! Would you like sugar or caffeine tonight?

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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 10-31-2003 03:39:52 PM
    You know what's good? Dissolve one of the fireballs in the Dew.
    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
    Pancake
    posted 10-31-2003 03:41:23 PM
    Almost forgot, I also got two 1lb bars of chocolate to give to the first trick or treeters to show up.

    Total cost: $15

    Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 10-31-2003 03:43:34 PM
    quote:
    Chief Durkin had this to say about Tron:
    Almost forgot, I also got two 1lb bars of chocolate to give to the first trick or treeters to show up.

    Total cost: $15

    Hopefully it'll be half a dozen or so kids that show up first and they fight to the death over them on the spot.

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Vernaltemptress
    Withered and Alone
    posted 10-31-2003 03:59:21 PM
    Damn, you forgot the Tootsie Rolls!
    Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 10-31-2003 04:01:57 PM
    quote:
    Vernaltemptress thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
    Damn, you forgot the Tootsie Rolls!

    I hated houses that gave you one dinky little tootsie roll/flavor roll.

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Broadzilla
    Pancake
    posted 10-31-2003 04:09:15 PM
    quote:
    Kahuna Ryuu obviously shouldn't have said:
    Give out Warheads.

    He wins.

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    Demos
    Pancake
    posted 10-31-2003 05:39:50 PM
    I have to say, it was always nice when there was a house handing out cans of pop or something...after eatin so much candy, one really does get thirsty.
    "Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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