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Topic: Now this is comedy.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-22-2003 03:20:54 PM
And I don't giving a flying fuck if it's been posted before.

And after reading that, I feel so old.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 03:38:15 PM
pretty damn funny, but pong is the r0xx0r
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 10-22-2003 03:38:46 PM
I hate those kids.
"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-22-2003 03:51:02 PM
Damn kids are spoiled with their 'GTA' and 'Counterstrike'! Why back in my day Blah blah blah crotchety crotchety where's my atari? blah blah blah
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-22-2003 03:51:06 PM
Saw that from a link over at the SA forums a while back. Cute, but probably fake.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 10-22-2003 04:01:04 PM
I loved the original mario... then my nintendo system quit.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-22-2003 04:02:24 PM
Those children don't sound like being about 10 years old....
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-22-2003 04:13:37 PM
quote:
Tarquinn's account was hax0red to write:
Those children don't sound like being about 10 years old....

Yeah, it's definitely fake.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-22-2003 04:17:36 PM
Not fake. And if you think these don't sound like 10 year olds, then you don't live in a major American city. I saw a 9 year old at the River Oaks AMC with a cellphone and more 'bring bring' than Soldar and Nem-x combined. And he was 'talkin to his bitches.'
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 10-22-2003 04:18:25 PM
no, that's what 10 year olds sound like nowadays

Foiled again, DAMN YOU BAJAH!

[ 10-22-2003: Message edited by: The Dread Pirate Skittles ]

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-22-2003 04:21:43 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Damn kids are spoiled with their 'GTA' and 'Counterstrike'! Why back in my day Blah blah blah crotchety crotchety where's my atari? blah blah blah

HA! Funniest post I've seen today

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-22-2003 04:29:45 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Pirotess:
Not fake. And if you think these don't sound like 10 year olds, then you don't live in a major American city. I saw a 9 year old at the River Oaks AMC with a cellphone and more 'bring bring' than Soldar and Nem-x combined. And he was 'talkin to his bitches.'

I was referring to how stupid they are, actually.

If all 10 year olds are really this dumb and talk like this, I think it's time for some scourging.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-22-2003 04:34:43 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Oscar 3/Xray 1 scored a straight 1 with:
I think it's time for some scourging.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-22-2003 04:37:52 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:

It won't even be that hard. Apparently, all I have to do is lure them into one place with a lot of stations set up to play GTA3. Once they're all in some kind of closed in building, gas them and bomb the rest.

I'll be like a modern day pied piper but without the motive for revenge.

[ 10-22-2003: Message edited by: Oscar 3/Xray 1 ]

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-22-2003 04:44:13 PM
Waisz, I find myself interested in your business. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-22-2003 04:46:40 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bajah said:
Waisz, I find myself interested in your business. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

That's pretty much it. No newsletter needed.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 10-22-2003 04:54:54 PM
It's funny because you know they suck at video games anyways
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-22-2003 04:58:19 PM
quote:
This is what JooJooFlop is doing. This is what I want JooJooFlop to do :
That's pretty much it. No newsletter needed.

Move your hand in a sweeping motion over your head. Accompany it with a 'whoosh' noise with your mouth.

You now have an audiovisual aid that represents my joke when applied to you.

Willias
Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 05:23:18 PM
This is why, if I ever have kids, the first game they will ever play is classic Super Mario Bros. on a Nintendo. (Or Nintendo emu, whatever works.)
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 10-22-2003 05:24:45 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Saw that from a link over at the SA forums a while back. Cute, but probably fake.

Real.

If yu mean wether or not it was stuck into the magazine, cause I have it!

The magazine.

I'm just being unclear.

BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 10-22-2003 06:45:59 PM
Yea, my friend has a 9 year old brother. He sounds alot like those kids. Sadly enough so does the 4 year old one too. And they complain about games sucking, but then again they can't usually get past the first level or two.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-22-2003 07:05:47 PM
quote:
Bajah was naked while typing this:
Move your hand in a sweeping motion over your head. Accompany it with a 'whoosh' noise with your mouth.

You now have an audiovisual aid that represents my joke when applied to you.


What, you mean the fact that it was a butchered Simpsons reference? I was trying to ignore that.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Goma
Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 07:18:30 PM
quote:
Willias had this to say about Robocop:
This is why, if I ever have kids, the first game they will ever play is classic Super Mario Bros. on a Nintendo. (Or Nintendo emu, whatever works.)

Amen to that. Im raising my kids on the classics, then working them up to the newer consoles. They need to learn how to appreciate the majesty that is the video game.

Its kinda like taking a history course. You cant really learn to appreciate the world today without knowing its past, and the same applies to video games.

The Fatty Man 2
Pancake
posted 10-30-2003 08:31:26 PM
Pong is the greatest game in creation. No fancy players guides or complex puzzles. just two virtual paddles and a little white square that moves on its own propultion. Yes my friends those were the good ol days
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 10-30-2003 08:33:20 PM
THread rezzing is BAD.

Going back past page 2 to post on something you didn't start is, once again, BAD.

Just an FYI~

Nina
posted 10-30-2003 08:43:22 PM
That's a rez? People are getting touchy.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-30-2003 08:59:21 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Nina wrote:
That's a rez? People are getting touchy.

Yeah, and you're getting pretty touchy about what everyone else does.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-30-2003 09:07:26 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Yeah, and you're getting pretty touchy about what everyone else does.

You're getting pretty touchy about people who are getting touchy about people who are touchy about rezzing threads, no?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Nina
posted 10-30-2003 09:12:42 PM
What he said.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-30-2003 09:14:32 PM
quote:
Tarquinn probably says this to all the girls:
You're getting pretty touchy about people who are getting touchy about people who are touchy about rezzing threads, no?

You're getting touchy with your bratwurst, you sick German.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-30-2003 09:20:49 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
You're getting touchy with your bratwurst, you sick German.

College life seems to drain your intellect, your comebacks are getting worser from day to day. =/

Drink more?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-30-2003 09:21:44 PM
quote:
Tarquinn obviously shouldn't have said:
College life seems to drain your intellect, your comebacks are getting worser from day to day. =/

Drink more?


Really? Maybe I just attacked with more fervor back then. I'm awfully tired these days.

What do you suggest?

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 10-30-2003 09:24:10 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Really? Maybe I just attacked with more fervor back then. I'm awfully tired these days.

What do you suggest?


Double up on the ego, or lapse into Kagramity.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-30-2003 09:27:35 PM
As I'm a huge fan of Absinth, I'd suggest that.

But as you prefer longdrinks and stuff, go for a long island icetea. Half a liter should be enough.

Additionally try to get your hands on some Veltins Beer; they sell it on your side of the atlantic.

[ 10-30-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-30-2003 09:27:58 PM
quote:
Vorbis had this to say about Cuba:
Double up on the ego, or lapse into Kagramity.

I would feel bad about copying Kagrama's stuff, if only for the fact that I can't do it.

He weaves masterpieces, I just throw in a random vowel or reverse the lettering. It's very difficult to do.

How can I increase my ego?

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