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Topic: Hilarious. Just hilarious.
Korvus
Pancake
posted 10-21-2003 06:02:45 AM
http://ngage.ign.com/articles/455/455699p1.html

Well, I can't say that I didn't fully expect this Dumb Nokia.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-21-2003 07:35:23 AM
We already put games in cell phones, this is the next logical step.

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 10-21-2003 11:14:13 AM
FLOP
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-21-2003 11:14:59 AM
Can we say, "BIG FLOP"? ^.^
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-21-2003 11:16:47 AM
YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-21-2003 12:13:04 PM
Whoah.... that's really bad.

For Nokia.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-21-2003 12:15:13 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop attempted to be funny by writing:
YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS!

How bout the "BIG JOO JOO FLOP OF HUGS"? ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Naj
I asked for a title and didn't get banned!
posted 10-21-2003 12:16:27 PM
It takes longer to switch a game out then it does to beat the games.

Simple = better, no one bought a N64 for the rumble pack or a PS2 for the memory card.

Likewise, no one is going to buy a handheld system if it's extremely complicated and has a bad lineup simply because you can play MP3s on it and use it as a phone.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-21-2003 12:17:29 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
How bout the "BIG JOO JOO FLOP OF HUGS"? ^.^

That's just fruity.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-21-2003 12:19:40 PM
Fruity to the max! Oooh Yeah!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
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Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 10-21-2003 05:34:52 PM
quote:
Verily, Naj doth proclaim:
It takes longer to switch a game out then it does to beat the games.

Simple = better, no one bought a N64 for the rumble pack or a PS2 for the memory card.

Likewise, no one is going to buy a handheld system if it's extremely complicated and has a bad lineup simply because you can play MP3s on it and use it as a phone.


But, dude! You can play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and Tomb Raider! $300 is worth games that are 7 years old!

Skaw
posted 10-21-2003 05:39:03 PM
Hay guys, I look like a retard talking on this thing!(Put a taco shell(not a soft one) up to your ear, flatside against your head. You're talking on an N-Gage!)
Hay guys, I have to take my battery pack off to change my game pack!
Hay guys, I get 20 minutes battery life!

[ 10-21-2003: Message edited by: Skaw ]

Sean
posted 10-21-2003 07:42:31 PM
The Atari Jaguar sold 5000 units in its debut week, too.

But it debuted exclusively in New York.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 10-22-2003 12:47:43 AM
quote:
Sean's account was hax0red to write:
The Atari Jaguar sold 5000 units in its debut week, too.

But it debuted exclusively in New York.


I always wanted to play the AvP game for that, but never knew someone with a Jaguar.

How did it perform? Has anyone actually played one?

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Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 12:57:29 AM
5000 units nationwide on opening week!?

Christ I could wrap a turd in plastic wrap and market it as "Fragrant Chocolate" and sell more than 5000 units in a week nationwide just based on how many would fall off store shelves and into people's carts without them realizing.

This is a flop of Virtua-Boy proportions

[ 10-22-2003: Message edited by: Chief Durkin ]

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  • Gikk
    SCA babe!!!
    posted 10-22-2003 10:21:01 AM
    Flip. Flop. Fleep.
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    Pancake
    posted 10-22-2003 10:39:59 AM
    quote:
    Gikkwiny had this to say about Optimus Prime:
    Flip. Flop. Fleep.

    YOU DIDN'T CONTRIBUTE TO THE THREAD!!

    *BAN!*

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  • Bummey the Fool
    Prefers to play with men
    posted 10-22-2003 11:28:51 AM
    quote:
    Chief Durkin had this to say about (_|_):

    This is a flop of Virtua-Boy proportions

    I liked my Virtual Boy =\

    [ 10-22-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

    Blindy
    Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
    posted 10-22-2003 11:32:26 AM
    quote:
    Bummey the Fool's momma would never want to hear them say:
    I liked my Virtual Boy =\

    So did most people who bought them, but it was still a flop.

    I blame the giant blisters I got on my thumbs from the rock hard and square edged d-pads.

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    Pancake
    posted 10-22-2003 01:02:53 PM
    In typical Nintendo style, they all but orgasmed in gushing reviews about how "totally immersive" and "realistic" it was and how it "engulfed you into a virtual world of fun."

    Then when it comes out and people find it's an all-red, non-portable gameboy with a new controller and minimal stereoscopic 3d that hardly anyone can see, they return it en masse.

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