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Warlord Darius had this to say about Cuba:
Wait, wait, wait, so the women want to take their men shopping, but instead of doing that, they pay to drop them off somewhere so they can do the same thing they would have done at home for free? Why not just drop them off at a bar. It'd save you 10 euros.
Leave a man drinking at a bar, and he'll soon be drunk and out far more than 10 euros.
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Warlord Darius probably says this to all the girls:
Wait, wait, wait, so the women want to take their men shopping, but instead of doing that, they pay to drop them off somewhere so they can do the same thing they would have done at home for free? Why not just drop them off at a bar. It'd save you 10 euros.
because for that 10 euros he gets 2 beers, a hot meal, and televised sports. Plus a nametag so that way it's easier to make friends with all the other fuckers in the bar.
No, Really. Bite me.
Still, I wouldnt ever do anything like this to myself
Ladies, ideas for a happer you:
If your husband/boyfriend/best friend/male companion doesn't much like to go shopping, DON'T TAKE HIM. You have perfectly fine taste in clothes, Your ass isn't fat in those jeans, AND FOR GOD'S SAKES IF IT'S PASTEL, IT BELONGS ON THE RACK AND NOT ON YOU.
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Aury had this to say about (_|_):
I swear, if this whole malebashing 'OMG my man doesn't like to go shopping so i must drag him along anyway and drop him off at some demeaning little place where he can be treated like a child and coddled' mentality ever ends, I think i'd run around in circles, screaming bloody murder.Ladies, ideas for a happer you:
If your husband/boyfriend/best friend/male companion doesn't much like to go shopping, DON'T TAKE HIM. You have perfectly fine taste in clothes, Your ass isn't fat in those jeans, AND FOR GOD'S SAKES IF IT'S PASTEL, IT BELONGS ON THE RACK AND NOT ON YOU.
stands up cheering and clapping AURY FOR PRESIDENT!@
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JooJooFlop was naked while typing this:
I dunno, that place kinda sounds like fun...
Go to a CyberSportsBar. There was one in St Louis, had a fifteen dollar cover charge, an open bar on friday nights, tv's with sports games as far as the eye can see, and a computer corner where they had 15 comps on a T1.
Same deal, no coddling.
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Kegwen was listening to Cher while typing:
Shopping is insanely boring. I guess I only think that because I don't buy much of anything outside of food and games.
And you call yourself a homosexual! Honestly!
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Warlord Darius had this to say about (_|_):
I don't really "shop". I go to the store knowing what I want, get it, leave. WHY HASN'T THIS CAUGHT ON
I agree with ze Warlord
Zephy: pfft
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This insanity brought to you by Warlord Darius:
I don't really "shop". I go to the store knowing what I want, get it, leave. WHY HASN'T THIS CAUGHT ON
Not everybody always knows what they want. I frequently have the urge for 'something different' be it videogames, or snack food, which requires shopping about until something catches my fancy.
Also, I like to look about at things I can't get, and think about perhaps getting them someday.
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So quoth Zephyer Kyuukaze:
Also, I like to look about at things I can't get, and think about perhaps getting them someday.
Man... doing that just makes me bitter.
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Zephyer Kyuukaze enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Not everybody always knows what they want. I frequently have the urge for 'something different' be it videogames, or snack food, which requires shopping about until something catches my fancy.Also, I like to look about at things I can't get, and think about perhaps getting them someday.
I just browse online... saves time and energy
Acutally... besides food and some simple clothing, most of what I buy is online, even if I can get it at a local store, delivery to my apartment is far nicer
No, Really. Bite me.
No, not black friday. NEVER ever go out on black friday.
Columbus day is usually when stores have a hugeass sale (Without premarked up prices to make you THINK you're saving money like on black friday) to clear out room FOR black friday.
Me? I'm getting a new wardrobe. Yeah, I could get P.N. 03 and play until I wet myself at the little japanese woman on my TV.. but I'd rather do that later in boxers.
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Delphi Aegis's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
For the record, this weekend is THE weekend to buy shit.No, not black friday. NEVER ever go out on black friday.
Columbus day is usually when stores have a hugeass sale (Without premarked up prices to make you THINK you're saving money like on black friday) to clear out room FOR black friday.
Me? I'm getting a new wardrobe. Yeah, I could get P.N. 03 and play until I wet myself at the little japanese woman on my TV.. but I'd rather do that later in boxers.
P.N. 03 is quite possibly the worst fucking game ever. I rented it 2 days ago, and played it for multiple hours just to make sure I wasn't missing some key thing.
I wasn't. I don't see how this game can be remotely fun, the controls are sluggish, the enemies are bland, the environment is bland, the whole damn game is bland.
It was also the first gamecube game to crash on me, ever.
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Pirotess:
....No, not black friday. NEVER ever go out on black friday.
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Possibly the only truly good thing about working at sears is the friends and family night prior to thanksgiving, all sears employees get first crack at the Christmas season sales in the retail stores after-hours.
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about women shopping:
Because women like trying clothes on they cant afford?
Nah! It's because nothing fits right and it's worse to have to take it back after getting it home. [ 10-11-2003: Message edited by: Vernaltemptress ]
Vernal, Bleh. Excuses Excuses
I like shopping too damn much.
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There was much rejoicing when Valso said this:
I just browse online... saves time and energyAcutally... besides food and some simple clothing, most of what I buy is online, even if I can get it at a local store, delivery to my apartment is far nicer
You lazy bastard.