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Topic: Something weird is happening in my Church
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 10-05-2003 12:58:40 PM
The priest at Mass this morning told us they were having a "life line" demonstration along the side of the road from 2:30 to 4:30 this afternoon and that we were all welcome to come.

We're Catholics. We're supposed to be the "nice Christians" and lead by example. We're not supposed to judge or go out into public and beat people about the head with our opinions. We're not suppose to impose our beliefs on others, and yet this is what I see happening. My mother, my 50+ year old mother, was actually gonna go picket with a bunch of other people at the back entrance of a drugstore! Luckily my dad managed to talk her out of it.

This protesting stuff is not us! Its not what we're supposed to be about!

Instead of just hymnals or song-books we now have "Journey-song Books". WTF?!?! They changed a lot of the old songs and I don't like the way they're changing 'em. Its very subtle but its there. In "Prayer of Saint Francis" it used to be "make me a shadow of your peace", which sounds rather passive. Now its "make me a channel of your peace" which sounds a lot more aggressive to me. A lot of the other songs are the same way. I'm starting to freak out.

I'm definitely going to his "faith formation" thing with my mom next Sunday. Hopefully I'll be able to find out WTH is up. Something odd is happening and I don't like it. Not one single bit. I may be overreacting, but this whole thing is terrifying me. I smell change on the wind.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 10-05-2003 01:00:46 PM
Catholism, WOW!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 10-05-2003 01:03:05 PM
quote:
Absolut Blindy had this to say about Cuba:
Catholism, WOW!

Cue Affleck and Damon

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 10-05-2003 01:53:36 PM
Vatican 3 on the horizon? heh.

It kinda sounds like it already. Heard the new changes? Now we're supposed to stand, and not kneel after we recieve communion, no more holding hands for the Our Father, now we just raise them up. Small stuff like that.

Eh.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Sean
posted 10-05-2003 01:55:16 PM
A drug store?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-05-2003 01:56:04 PM
quote:
Sean attempted to be funny by writing:
A drug store?

I'm guessing protesting birth control stuff.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-05-2003 02:07:22 PM
It smacks of Christian fundamentalist leanings. Maybe your priest has been in contact with fundamentalist ideas and decided he likes it.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-05-2003 02:14:10 PM
Wait until he makes a buddy jesus, THEN leave.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-05-2003 02:41:48 PM
JIHAAAAAAAAAAD!
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Nina
posted 10-05-2003 02:56:24 PM
There is a reason Protestantism appeared in the first place. =p

*lights a match and sets the topic on fire*

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-05-2003 02:59:51 PM
Sounds like your church caught the Southern Baptist disease. Yes, I know you're Catholic, but my comment still stands.
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 10-05-2003 03:49:32 PM
My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend...

[ 10-05-2003: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]

Varagon
Pancake
posted 10-05-2003 06:40:27 PM
The Baptist Church in Mississipi got the Victoria's Secret fashion show completely off the air. I really can't come up with a statement that would describe what I think about that.

Oh yeah, and my imaginary friend could kick your imaginary friend's ass, and then rape his mother.

nnioR~

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
Suddar
posted 10-05-2003 06:41:57 PM
Your priest has been replaced by a vengeful demon! Quick! This mystery calls for the dragon clan!
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 10-06-2003 12:44:24 AM
quote:
Caanis Lupus had this to say about Pirotess:
My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend...

...

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-06-2003 01:02:19 AM
quote:
OtakuPenguin still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
...


See?! You DO do it a lot!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 10-06-2003 01:03:02 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Karnaj said:
See?! You DO do it a lot!

Damnit! >_<

lol, I think it goes back to my old Free Form RP days, where whenever someone would do something that would warrant an 'Anime Sweatdrop' reaction or an "Uh..." I'd just do "..."

[ 10-06-2003: Message edited by: OtakuPenguin ]

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Peter
Pancake
posted 10-06-2003 11:06:05 AM
Did a New Preaist/Reverand/Pastor/Whatever-the-fuck-you-call-them join your church recently? A while back we had a new pastor join our join our church and thing stuff started to change. She switch from the hymnals to these alternate song books, messed up the normal services, had us do communion every week rather than once a mounth, chaged the service we used. Alot of people stoped going, but then she got the boot.

This reminds me I should goto church, haven't been there in a while

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-06-2003 11:18:07 AM
Well hey, if it gets the priests out in the public and away from secluded little boys, I say all the better, go ahead and picket. Because in the end, it's for the children.
Maradon!
posted 10-06-2003 11:27:42 AM
same thing that happens to most organized faith
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-06-2003 04:04:52 PM
Just imagine some bitter anti-religion comment here and consider me done, eh?
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 10-06-2003 04:12:19 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Your priest has been replaced by a vengeful demon! Quick! This mystery calls for the dragon clan!

Best. Game. Ever.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-06-2003 07:38:16 PM
quote:
Vorago obviously shouldn't have said:
Well hey, if it gets the priests out in the public and away from secluded little boys, I say all the better, go ahead and picket. Because in the end, it's for the children.

rather than children getting it in the end.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 10-06-2003 07:40:29 PM
*grins at Blindy's 1st comment*

Funny I was thinking that too.. and George Carlin's voice is in my mind somehow. ;P

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 10-06-2003 07:43:20 PM
Eh, but if they stop the local birth control there will be more younger boys when the priests and co arent protesting.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-06-2003 07:46:31 PM
Woah, priests and young boys. You guys are really pushing the comedy envelope here.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 10-06-2003 07:47:11 PM
Aint it great?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-06-2003 07:49:25 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper was naked while typing this:
Aint it great?

I dunno. I'm actually thinking of going against the Church and taking a more supportive stance towards birth control.

Watching you post will do that.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 10-06-2003 07:51:40 PM
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 10-06-2003 08:50:57 PM
You need the help of three more teenagers to form an unlikely band of friends who will stumble upon a millenia-old conspiracy within the church involving demons, lambs, and above all else, -the opiate of the masses-, or, "The most overused phrase in history."

Your quest will ultimately lead you to Rome, where you'll have to kill Pope John Paul II, though not before his frail body disintegrates and he transforms into a titanic, demonic beast with black wings. Go to the bathroom before you do so, because he'll pontificate on the meaning for ten minutes after you strike the deathblow.

You might want to ask your parents if they have any old swords lying around. Odds are, one of their fathers or grandfathers left a sword to them, and it's just been collecting dust in a basement while they waited for you to come of age.

And remember: It's only permanent if it happens in a cutscene.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Alaan
posted 10-06-2003 09:14:04 PM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
And remember: It's only permanent if it happens in a cutscene.

I've never heard truer words in my life.

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