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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-04-2003 12:49:37 AM
quote:
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- A tiger attacked magician Roy Horn of the duo "Siegfried & Roy" during a Friday night performance at The Mirage hotel-casino, authorities said.

Roy was attacked at the throat, said Clark County Fire spokesman Bob Leinbach. He was taken to University Medical Center; Leinbach did not know his condition.

The illusionists, who put on one of the most well-known and expensive Las Vegas shows with their signature white tigers and lions, signed a lifetime contract with the Mirage in 2001.

Fishbachler, 61, and 56-year-old Roy Uwe Ludwig Horn have performed together in Las Vegas for more than 30 years. They opened at the Mirage hotel-casino in February 1990.


Little blurb that just came on the news had him listed in 'critical condition', though the article says they don't know.

Maradon!
posted 10-04-2003 12:54:20 AM
we;ll doyeeee

you kneo w itd happen sooner or later.

before u know it STEVE IRWIN will be ded!!!!

Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-04-2003 01:18:31 AM
quote:
Maradon! scribbled:
we;ll doyeeee

you kneo w itd happen sooner or later.

before u know it STEVE IRWIN will be ded!!!!


You are not mog.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-04-2003 01:20:53 AM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You are not mog.

No, but I think it is DRUNKEN MARADON!!!!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Maradon!
posted 10-04-2003 01:32:21 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Death of Rats who doth quote:
No, but I think it is DRUNKEN MARADON!!!!

fux!!!!

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-04-2003 03:26:10 AM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about dark elf butts:
You are not mog.

Croickey!

Zabe The Confused
Pancake
posted 10-04-2003 04:08:27 AM
I watched it on the news. The poor guy got dragged off stage by his neck. Stupid people thought it was part of the act.
All I want is a life time supply of cookies.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-04-2003 04:25:28 AM
quote:
Zabe The Confused had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Stupid people thought it was part of the act.

Yeah, those damn people who thought that maybe a tiger grabbing someone by the neck during a show about tigers and illusions might be part of the show. Especially considering the show is constantly changing and no sort of accident has happened in the thirty years it has ran. Man, what idiots.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 10-04-2003 04:52:17 AM
ranted deaths threats, while hearfelt, arent neccesarily what I want yall to read.

[ 10-04-2003: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 10-04-2003 10:23:19 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Tron:
Croickey!

Now, to show yeh just 'ow powerful a croc's jaws are, I'm gonna stick me forearm stroight into this sheila's mouth, then poke 'er in the eye with a pointy stick. Alright, 'ere we go boys and girls. One, two, three, and SNAP! Right in two! Oh, crikey... I'm lucky my wife Teri is such a good seamstress!

EDIT: You little blighter!

[ 10-04-2003: Message edited by: Sentow, Maybe ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Alaan
posted 10-04-2003 06:56:34 PM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Now, to show yeh just 'ow powerful a croc's jaws are, I'm gonna stick me forearm stroight into this sheila's mouth, then poke 'er in the eye with a pointy stick. Alright, 'ere we go boys and girls. One, two, three, and SNAP! Right in two! Oh, crikey... I'm lucky my wife Teri is such a good seamstress!

EDIT: You little blighter!


One of my favorite episodes was when he had some big lizard bite him on the arm and latch on. Then he goes on talking about how he has to be careful when removing it so he doesn't hurt it. While bleeding profusely.

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