Yes, yes, I hear your shock and awe already. Who am I - cofounder of FOMAC, potentate, elderman, and naib of the highest council - to conspire against it's leader?
Remember: NOBODY FREAKING TELL HIM. He still thinks I am a loyal ally, and this illusion could prove a great asset.
But anyways, over the years since it's inception, Parcelan has stolen from our mutual regency the very reigns of FOMAC, and now pilots the organization as a cult of fanatics bent on shaping the world in the image of Parcelan.
I propose that we decapitate the beast I helped create. I have devised a cunning plan, the intricacies of which I will limn out to you all presently:
(parclean, if you're reading this, stop now. I mean it.)
When he's looking the other way, we will buss a cap in his ass.
So, who's with me? [ 09-28-2003: Message edited by: Maradon! ]
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Liam wrote this stupid crap:
I'll aid you.
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Taeldian enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'm telling!
Shoot him, he's getting away!
I say, Sir Maradon, how can we be certain that you do not wish to put away the element of that dashing and brilliant fellow Parcelan so that you yourself might seize control of his influence for your own deeds, diabolical or not?
You must consider my words, because I am wearing a bowler derby and have a large moustache: the surest signs of a leader.
At least Parcelan had a cotton candy machine! And a kickass recipe for nachos!
What can Maradon offer? Mere homemade tapioca and canned sardines! The winner, my friends, is clear.
Maradon wins.
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Zephyer Kyuukaze had this to say about Robocop:
Maradon has goggles.Maradon wins.
Parcelan has a monocle. And your goggles.
I'm with you Maradon.
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Whether that means they shall die, or merely fall down in the bathtub, who can say?
Regardless, Parcelan is neither easily distracted or easily capped.
Your conspiracy is futile. You are more than welcome to try, but know that doing so is inviting disaster.
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Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
At least Parcelan had a cotton candy machine! And a kickass recipe for nachos!
You are a master of persuasion. I will always follow the man with the most sugar.
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Ferret obviously shouldn't have said:
You are a master of persuasion. I will always follow the man with the most sugar.
He never said he'd give any to you.
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Nicole had this to say about Tron:
He never said he'd give any to you.
Ah, be he has offered me a lucrative position in his Nyquil ring, so the choice is clear.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Mr. Parcelan booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Regardless, Parcelan is neither easily distracted or easily capped.
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YOU READ MY SECRET PLAN EVEN THOUGH I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO!!
Such foul deeds...
