My question to you all: Who do you think it'll be?
I'm looking at Ned Flanders.
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Beaukat had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
sideshow bob
They fried his ass seasons ago.
He might seem like a burning chunk of masculinity, but I think under the surface there is just a fightened little girl begging to come out.
I call [ 09-26-2003: Message edited by: Nicole ]Barney Seymour Skinner.
Him or Miss Crabobble(sp) ;P
quote:This would be funnier, but Smithers has been hinted at for a long time, so it'll probably be him.
Skaw said this about your mom:
Lenny or Carl or both.
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Skaw stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Lenny or Carl or both.
I thought they already were.
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A sleep deprived Justaris stammered:
This would be funnier, but Smithers has been hinted at for a long time, so it'll probably be him.
It's damned bloody fucking obvious!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Tarquinn said:
Hinted? HINTED?!?It's damned bloody fucking obvious!
Indeed. It would be stupid to have an obviously gay character come out. There's nothing wowing about that 
Anyways, Lenny and Carl being gay would be hilarious.
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Warlord Darius stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Anyways, Lenny and Carl being gay would be hilarious.
I'd rather just Carl be gay. He can use an extra layer of depth since Lenny already gets all the good lines.
[ 09-26-2003: Message edited by: Puggy ]
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This insanity brought to you by Puggy:
Moe.
Now now, just because no women will sleep with you that doesn't make you gay.
Having a simpsons class came in useful.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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We were all impressed when JooJooFlop wrote:
Now now, just because no women will sleep with you that doesn't make you gay.
But it can turn you gay. I say Moe too.
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
Having Smithers or Lenny/Carl come out of the closet will be too anti-climatic, and expected. Its better if it is a surprise.
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Warlord Darius scribbled:
Indeed. It would be stupid to have an obviously gay character come out. There's nothing wowing about that
This is the same series whose writers thought that having Maggie be the one who shot Mr. Burns would be a good idea.
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There was much rejoicing when diadem said this:
that old guy that bad stuff always happens to .. the one where it's a running joke that he's dead, but he really isn't
Hans Moleman.
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And now, we sprinkle Drysart liberally with Old Spice!
This is the same series whose writers thought that having Maggie be the one who shot Mr. Burns would be a good idea.
Yes, but for anyone else to have shot Mister Burns, you would've had to have ignored all that Simpson DNA....and that would just be silly.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Cysa Da Devil impressed everyone with:
I say comic book store guy, or the scientist.
What about the comic book store guys torrid love affair with Agnus?
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Zair stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
What about the comic book store guys torrid love affair with Agnus?
Yeah, as stated earlier, men can change...this could be something he recently discovers.
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Ferret startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Not smithers. They said a while ago that he was not gay, but he was more of a 'burnsophile'. Besides, when is it ever the most obvious person who is the answer?Having a simpsons class came in useful.
Then why did he vacation at a gay resort? And why did he have a spat over a missed date with the other gay dude (can't remember the name) who became friends with Marge in the deerhunting episode?
Smithers is gay as the get.
I'd bet Lenny or Carl, as there are a lot of hints pointing that direction.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Then why did he vacation at a gay resort? And why did he have a spat over a missed date with the other gay dude (can't remember the name) who became friends with Marge in the deerhunting episode?Smithers is gay as the get.
I'd bet Lenny or Carl, as there are a lot of hints pointing that direction.
John was the guy he had a spat with.
I do agree that he is utterly gay, but I think that his obsession with Mr. Burns trumps any other relationships that he may have on the side, if any. He is obsessed with Burns to the degree that it almost seems redundant to ask if he is gay.
As an interesting note, I found this while I was looking up the episodes which says:
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Aaron Varhola, who attended David Silverman presentation in San Francisco, says: Someone asked if there were any gay characters. Silverman said `Smithers, and Karl (Homer's secretary from 7F02)". End of story. (Add John from "Homer's Phobia" to this list-Ed.)
Also a great list of all the instances that it shows where Smithers acts gay. [ 09-27-2003: Message edited by: Ferret ]
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Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
I'd bet Lenny or Carl, as there are a lot of hints pointing that direction.
Yeah, remember the episode where they were seperated, and Lenny got emotional when they passed Mount Carlmore(Which he carved himself,) and Carl came out of a helicopter to save him?
Also always being together... Since they're mostly background characters(though recognizable as main characters,) it'd come to a shock as people wouldn't have guessed.
Though my top guess would have been Milhouse, if not for his repeatedly brung-up infatuation with Lisa. [ 09-27-2003: Message edited by: Skaw ]
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Skaw absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Yeah, remember the episode where they were seperated, and Lenny got emotional when they passed Mount Carlmore(Which he carved himself,) and Carl came out of a helicopter to save him?Also always being together... Since they're mostly background characters(though recognizable as main characters,) it'd come to a shock as people wouldn't have guessed.
Though my top guess would have been Milhouse, if not for his repeatedly brung-up infatuation with Lisa.
In one episode the school psychiatrist accidentally pulled Milhouse's record instead of Bart's and told Homer and Marge Bart had definite homosexual tendencies. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Rhiannah had this to say about the Spice Girls:
But it can turn you gay.
that's not a good reason...
