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Topic: New doggie
Maradon!
posted 09-26-2003 03:58:34 PM
I think my dad is trying to make us love him more than mom

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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 09-26-2003 04:05:59 PM
So he got you a football?
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-26-2003 04:09:42 PM
Bah. A mutt.

Cute, but inferior to a proud dachshund.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-26-2003 04:11:34 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Bah. A mutt.

Cute, but inferior to a proud wiener dog.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Maradon!
posted 09-26-2003 04:20:04 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Mr. Parcelan who doth quote:
Bah. A mutt.

Cute, but inferior to a proud dachshund.

Actually it's a Bichon Frise sans afro

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-26-2003 04:21:25 PM
Bleh, a yappy breed.

So called since all they do after reaching adulthood is YAP! YAP! YAP! annoyingly.

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Maradon!
posted 09-26-2003 04:21:58 PM
Well fuck all you, too
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-26-2003 04:26:27 PM
That thing broke my cuteness meter.

Or it was broken already. Anyway, it's cute.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-26-2003 04:28:16 PM
Bichon Fries? Nobody speaks or pronounces French in this room, sir.

Henceforth, the breed shall be known as a "Bitchin' Fries".

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Mightion Defensor
posted 09-26-2003 04:29:57 PM
Cute puppy.

Did you put his eye back in after the last picture?

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Tiolas
Pancake
posted 09-26-2003 04:40:52 PM
Eww a dog yuck. Cats cuter and for cuddlable.
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-26-2003 05:16:09 PM
Has it took a dump in your sock drawer yet?
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Nemx™
Pancake
posted 09-26-2003 05:27:26 PM
Looks tasty.

loolololol I'm not korean.

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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-26-2003 06:02:43 PM
My mom saw a dog in a magazine today that looked just like an Ewok.

I want one now.

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Maradon!
posted 09-26-2003 06:57:53 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Enchantedorchid who doth quote:
Eww a dog yuck. Cats cuter and for cuddlable.

I'll hear none of your asinine cat-lover arguments.

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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 09-26-2003 07:09:29 PM
Aw! Very cute! And the name of the puppy is..?

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Maradon!
posted 09-26-2003 07:18:20 PM
quote:
x--JajahotepO-('-'Q) :
Aw! Very cute! And the name of the puppy is..?

My sister is intent upon naming it Toby

I'm holding out for Sinosauropteryx.

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Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 09-26-2003 07:19:36 PM
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Enchantedorchid had this to say about dark elf butts:
Cats cuter and for cuddlable.

[Bugs Bunny]
She don't know me very well, do she?
[/Bugs Bunny]

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-26-2003 07:21:17 PM
YO NAME IS TOBY!
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Pancake
posted 09-26-2003 07:21:34 PM
quote:
Enchantedorchid impressed everyone with:
Eww a dog yuck. Cats cuter and for cuddlable.

They also give you brain parasites that control your personality.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-26-2003 07:24:57 PM
quote:
Maradon! said:
My sister is intent upon naming it Toby

I'm holding out for Sinosauropteryx.

Call it "Hoover".

You'll see why when you drop a potato chip.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 09-26-2003 07:39:49 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwcutecutecute!!!

*alas, i liek cats better too... but that's one damn cute Toby*

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Maradon!
posted 09-26-2003 07:41:23 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Beaukat booooze lime pole over bench lick:
*alas, i liek cats better too... but that's one damn cute Toby*

Sinosauropteryx, please.

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 09-26-2003 07:42:15 PM
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Maradon! spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Sinosauropteryx, please.

nope, i gotta side with your sister on this one.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Maradon!
posted 09-26-2003 07:44:05 PM
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-26-2003 07:50:47 PM
Name him Suzy.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 09-26-2003 07:59:10 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon was doing great, then they had to go and say:
Call it "Hoover".

You'll see why when you drop a potato chip.

I support this.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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