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Topic: Hi I'd like the whole resteraunt...oh, to go please.
Chugga
Pancake
posted 09-25-2003 01:10:50 AM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-25-2003 01:13:03 AM
That's more sad than funny.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-25-2003 01:16:40 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Captain Planet:
That's more sad than funny.

Little from column A, little from column B.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
nem-x
posted 09-25-2003 01:45:47 AM
Skaw
posted 09-25-2003 02:03:19 AM
quote:
nem-x stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Future D.

Future?

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-25-2003 02:21:33 AM
That man's one hardcore gangster; he is styling with that "one pant-leg up" fashion.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 09-25-2003 06:57:47 AM
I don't get what's so funny.
Suddar
posted 09-25-2003 07:32:37 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Snoota said:
I don't get what's so funny.

He's fat. The only way the image could be better would be if he was an uppity grandma and fat.

Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 09-25-2003 08:36:34 AM
quote:
Snoota impressed everyone with:
I don't get what's so funny.

Snoota hasnt got his free rascal scooter yet...

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 09-25-2003 09:45:25 AM
FAT PEOPLE R FUNEY LOLOROFLFFFLOLLLLLLLL LET'S ALL LAUGH
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 09-25-2003 10:44:46 AM
quote:
Gydfather spewed forth this undeniable truth:
FAT PEOPLE R FUNEY LOLOROFLFFFLOLLLLLLLL LET'S ALL LAUGH

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 09-25-2003 10:45:15 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
That's more sad than funny.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 09-25-2003 01:06:22 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
That's more sad than funny.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-25-2003 01:11:08 PM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze is attacking the darkness!
Little from column A, little from column B.
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-25-2003 01:54:39 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Gydfather wrote:
FAT PEOPLE R FUNEY LOLOROFLFFFLOLLLLLLLL LET'S ALL LAUGH

It's not that fat people are funny, ( I don't like skinny women. )... It's that morbidly obese people are. I'm sorry, I see no real excuse for being that large, ever... You can blame genetics all you want, but thats a crock. Sheer laziness, and lack of self-control are the only things that will lead to that. I know of no other medical excuse to justify it otherwise.

Therefore I find that picture both sad and funny.


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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 09-25-2003 01:58:41 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Faelynn LeAndris:
You can blame genetics all you want, but thats a crock. Sheer laziness, and lack of self-control are the only things that will lead to that. I know of no other medical excuse to justify it otherwise.

Therefore I find that picture both sad and funny.



Yep, very few cases can ever be completely attributed to genetics. I have a couple friends whos parents are terribly large, yet they turned out just fine. Exercise & eating right will overcome bad genes in most every case.

I'm insdifferent to the picture, as I live in Michigan, this state is loaded with people of that size. So I'm a bit desensitized to it

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Maradon!
posted 09-25-2003 02:04:22 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Reynar who doth quote:
Yep, very few cases can ever be completely attributed to genetics.

You never see any ethiopians with "gland problems".

But that's beside the point.

This picture isn't funny because the guy is fat, this picture is funny because he's fat, in a wheelchair, and motoring his way up to a drive-through

Grendel
Pancake
posted 09-25-2003 02:41:15 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about John Romero:

I'm insdifferent to the picture, as I live in Michigan, this state is loaded with people of that size. So I'm a bit desensitized to it


Really? I very rarely see people of that size around here.
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 09-25-2003 03:17:41 PM
quote:
Grendel had this to say about John Romero:
Really? I very rarely see people of that size around here.

MI is like the fat capital of the United States last I knew. I see a lot of scooter-bound people in Lansing.

[ 09-25-2003: Message edited by: Reynar ]

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-25-2003 03:41:40 PM
quote:
Quoth Maradon!:
You never see any ethiopians with "gland problems".

But that's beside the point.

This picture isn't funny because the guy is fat, this picture is funny because he's fat, in a wheelchair, and motoring his way up to a drive-through


A drive-through donut shop.

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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 09-25-2003 03:47:37 PM
First thing that came to mind when I saw that was this:

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 09-25-2003 05:29:32 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Reynar said:
Yep, very few cases can ever be completely attributed to genetics. I have a couple friends whos parents are terribly large, yet they turned out just fine. Exercise & eating right will overcome bad genes in most every case.

I'm insdifferent to the picture, as I live in Michigan, this state is loaded with people of that size. So I'm a bit desensitized to it


We're the 2nd fattest state in the nation. Not that one should be proud of this fact, but.. it's true.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 09-25-2003 05:33:55 PM
I'd like two of everything, please. To go.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 09-25-2003 06:23:34 PM
I don't find this funny cause the guy is fat but because he is using a automative wheel chair or sumtin to go through the drive through.


I have seen sadder, like a kid(prob like 10) walking through the drvie through just to order a hotdog to go.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-25-2003 06:27:08 PM
quote:
Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
A drive-through donut shop.

Don't some Krispy Kreme shops have drive-thru windows?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 09-25-2003 06:30:24 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived JooJooFlop stammered:
Don't some Krispy Kreme shops have drive-thru windows?

Yep. At least the one near where I live does. I both love and loathe it, for on the one hand it's Krispy Kreme goodness, but on the other hand my pudgy self shouldn't be eating it, and the lack of a drive-thru would discourage me (Yes, I'm extremely lazy).

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