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Maradon!
posted 09-22-2003 10:32:22 AM
Now go buy an Athlon 64
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-22-2003 10:34:27 AM
I can just see Krang saying that.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-22-2003 10:34:37 AM
Happy Birthday, Mortay! ^.^

<drags Mort to a back room for an hour or two>

We played Poker! ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 09-22-2003 10:35:49 AM
Happy birthday to you~
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Ryuujin
posted 09-22-2003 10:37:01 AM
Happy Birthday you crazy Brit you!

Joins Kat and Mort for a poker threesome

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-22-2003 10:38:41 AM
My god, Mort's 23?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Maradon!
posted 09-22-2003 10:39:34 AM
quote:
x--Delphi AegisO-('-'Q) :
I can just see Krang saying that.

It would be more like

"Happy birssssshch day mortiousssssch."

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 09-22-2003 10:45:12 AM
Happy Birthday! Here's a whole town of unsuspecting peasants to unleash your wrath upon. Enjoy.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-22-2003 11:23:05 AM
Happy birthday, grats'n'stuff.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-22-2003 11:28:34 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Katrinity!
We played Poker! ^.^

More like PokeHer!

Jesus Christ I'm a witty bastard.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-22-2003 11:32:22 AM
Happy deathday, Morty.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 09-22-2003 11:37:28 AM
You're oooooooooold

Anyway, happy birthday

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-22-2003 11:46:11 AM
I'm not much for birthday stuff, but have a happy one.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-22-2003 11:54:15 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
More like PokeHer!

Jesus Christ I'm a witty bastard.

Yep, about as witty as this bat! <smacks JooJoo over the head with said bat> ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-22-2003 12:00:30 PM
Now why you gotta always be so blunt?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-22-2003 12:03:33 PM
Holy crap, someone remembered!
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-22-2003 12:06:11 PM
<hands Mort a present> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-22-2003 12:07:08 PM
Mortious eats the present, box, wrapping, and all.

Thanks. It was delicious.

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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 09-22-2003 12:07:31 PM
Congrats!
You are now one year closer to death!
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 09-22-2003 12:11:34 PM
happy birfday mort.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-22-2003 12:17:28 PM
quote:
This one time, at Mortious camp:
Mortious eats the present, box, wrapping, and all.

Thanks. It was delicious.

....Um, just don't go drinking any water for a while Mort...that was a Powdered Dehydrated Instant Vixen in there...

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-22-2003 12:19:21 PM
Since I'm hollow inside, having a vixen inside of me will be an interesting turnaround.

omg.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-22-2003 12:21:14 PM
*hugs Mortay tight* Happy birfday you sexay beast!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-22-2003 12:39:41 PM
I had no idea Mort was into vore.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-22-2003 12:43:22 PM
Happy Birthday, Mortious.

Here's Kat's address and a plane ticket... Enjoy.

[ 09-22-2003: Message edited by: Black ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-22-2003 12:57:49 PM
Happy birthday, Mort!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-22-2003 01:01:38 PM
Happy Birthday Mort!

I hope you have a fantastic day!

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 09-22-2003 01:28:50 PM
*readies his spankin' paddle* c'mere.
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 09-22-2003 01:34:40 PM
I present to you, sir, a basket containing 13 kittens. Enjoy.
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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 09-22-2003 03:09:03 PM
Happy Birthday Mort!

May your armor never lose it's stink and rot

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-22-2003 05:06:49 PM
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 09-22-2003 05:14:14 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
*dances*
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-22-2003 05:25:07 PM
Just got back from a family meal, which was delicious.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-22-2003 05:25:55 PM
*stuffs Mortious full of cake...in the wrong end*
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 09-22-2003 05:26:26 PM
quote:
Pesco's fortune cookie read:
Congrats!
You are now one year closer to death!



Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-22-2003 05:33:59 PM
People really need to cut out the "lol ur 1 year closer 2 death now " crap.

Happy birthday, Mort.

hey
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Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 09-22-2003 05:35:18 PM
Your now 1 year closer to death!!

Happy Birthday!


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 09-22-2003 05:38:51 PM
And the Anthromorphic porn did flow.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 09-22-2003 06:01:09 PM
Happy birthday Mort!
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Mightion Defensor
posted 09-22-2003 06:10:18 PM
quote:
Mortious's account was hax0red to write:
Just got back from a family meal, which was delicious.

...Any survivors from that family? This is you we're talking about...

Get it?

Anyway, happy x+1 commemorative date, evil one.

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