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Topic: My demands for the day
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-17-2003 02:02:27 PM
I demand more pictures of Gydyon doing his crazy expressions and faces.

I demand pictures of Bloodsage's puppy, or his motorcycle, or both.

I demand pictures of people duking it out with stuffed monkeys, kooshmen, or whatever computer mascots there be.

I demand that Delidgamond's name be changed to "Lemonhead", post haste!

I demand that the word "Quality" be used no less than twelve times a day!

I demand more compliments! More criticisms! More attention!

That is all for now. Please comply immediately.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 09-17-2003 02:05:50 PM
Maybe tonight. We'll see.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-17-2003 02:10:27 PM
Smooch my ass, biohazard.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-17-2003 02:14:39 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of JooJooFlop's junta released this statement:
Smooch my ass, biohazard.

That's so quality.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-17-2003 02:16:45 PM
You certainly do demand a lot of quality photos.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-17-2003 02:40:01 PM
Yes, but would the quality of said quality photos be of sufficient quality to meet his demand for quality pictures?
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Nemx™
Pancake
posted 09-17-2003 02:41:24 PM

Cuhrazy!

Mightion Defensor
posted 09-17-2003 02:41:53 PM
What a bunch of quality.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-17-2003 02:43:28 PM
The person in nem's sigpic wears too much makeup. Or that's some weird skin condition.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 09-17-2003 02:45:04 PM
Zoomed in so much she looks weeeird
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-17-2003 02:48:16 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Niklas was all like:
Zoomed in so much she looks weeeird

That's either a painting based on the photo in nem's sigpic or a very well done photoshop alteration.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-17-2003 02:48:35 PM
quote:
Niklas wrote this stupid crap:
Zoomed in so much she looks weeeird

It's not the same picture.

Get some quality glasses.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Sean
posted 09-17-2003 07:18:50 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
kooshmen

He's busy at the moment.

Can I take a message?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 09-17-2003 08:27:35 PM
Kooshman's quality time... rofl
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 09-17-2003 08:35:18 PM
If I catch you looking in on me one more time, I will rip off your nuts and feed them to the dog, dipshit.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-17-2003 09:06:29 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop painfully thought these words up:
The person in nem's sigpic wears too much makeup. Or that's some weird skin condition.

That's actually the last known picture of Michael Jackson.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-17-2003 10:16:00 PM
quote:
Trillee Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Kooshman's quality time... rofl

Aside from the lack of a peehole that does look like he's stroking his penis. How about that.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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