Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Karnaj said:
But you've only had buttsex with ME.
Yeah...I just told you that to get you in the mood.
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Optimus Prime:
But you've only had buttsex with ME.
He told me I was the only one!
And then he never called me again!
I had to use a god damn plunger to get all that splooge out.
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The propaganda machine of Mr. Parcelan's junta released this statement:
Yeah...I just told you that to get you in the mood.
*pushes Parcelan's shit in*
Whatever. You received. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Word.
quote:
Snoota Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Why is it that no matter what the thread is actually about, if it is not serious it almost immediately breaks down into gay jokes between Karnaj, Batty(usually, but absent here!), D(usually, but absent here!) and me?
Wait, those are jokes?! 
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Snoota liberally with Old Spice!
Why is it that no matter what the thread is actually about, if it is not serious it almost immediately breaks down into gay jokes between Karnaj, Batty(usually, but absent here!), D(usually, but absent here!) and me?
We're all secretly gigantic flaming homos. Or straight men that reaaaaaalllly love anal sex.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
nnioR~
quote:
Doomie had this to say about Duck Tales:
I've never privately talked to Parcelan in my life, go me.
I have, and it was the worst day of my life.
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Nicole really knows where their towel is...
I FEEL SO ALONE.
luf u
Parcelan
Then who are you?
Me
Lyinar
Parcelan
Oh really?
Me
Yes scumbag
Parcelan
Oh. Is Adam looking over your shoulder?
Me
He's reading his latest X-Men comic you twit
Parcelan
Okay
Parcelan
In that case, drop the act and let's get down to business.
Me
I am removing my bra
Parcelan
I stomp my feet as you are in my breeding territory
Me
I get in position
Parcelan
I lower my massive horn and release a violent bellow
Parcelan
I charge your ass
Me
I take out my red panties and shake them like a manador
Parcelan
I impale you on my snout
Me
I am dead
Parcelan
Shit
Parcelan
Let me get some kleenex
Me
I bleed on your head
Me
The shiskabob being digested in my stomache
Parcelan
What's new, Deligoo?
Parcelan
Awful
Me
It's quite good actually
Parcelan
I was talking about you
Me
awfully sexy
Parcelan
Awfully sexy to a hermaphrodic pelican
Me
start making with the sense
Parcelan
I only have bills
Me
I only accept bills. What a coincidence!
You may send your bills via paypal to Delidgamond@hotmail.com
Parcelan
That must be a joke account
Me
You are right. My real address is AaronPaccione@hotmail.com
Parcelan
nem-x is named Aaron
Parcelan
How can you be Aaron?
Me
He stole my identity
Parcelan
I see
Me
I will kill his father and assume his identity as Fujihama Aoki
Parcelan
...
Me
and that bitch better not tell any lawyers that I touched his winky
Parcelan
I see
Me
Did you know that Rosaline has a tattoo on her neck?
Parcelan
No
Me
She does. It's of a hermaphrodic pelican
End of conversation
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Everyone wondered WTF when Snoota wrote:
Why is it that no matter what the thread is actually about, if it is not serious it almost immediately breaks down into gay jokes between Karnaj, Batty(usually, but absent here!), D(usually, but absent here!) and me?
Because we're secure enough in our sexuality to make the gay jokes?
Now come climb back into bed with me, sugah.
It's not something people hear about.
quote:Why is it you have to constantly point out general traits like these, and start out by asking, "Why is it..."?
Snoota's mother was good last night.
Why is it that no matter what the thread is actually about, if it is not serious it almost immediately breaks down into gay jokes between Karnaj, Batty(usually, but absent here!), D(usually, but absent here!) and me?
Now come climb back into bed with me, sugah.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
And Snoota fantasizes about me. Then again, who doesn't?
