Getting a porn king online and able to stream his smut gave me intense satisfaction. 
very nice.
That gem made my day.
a friend once use to complain about the computer being in a main room and not a room with doors.
They always call in like "uhh, could you add on...channel 562"
and I'm like "Oh, you mean Eclipse? You realize none of it is original footage right? It's all clips from premium channels and things. I mean it's not bad for it's stated purpose, if you know what I mean, but I personally prefer TEN."
and then they relax up and go "Oh, what's that like?"
and I'm like "It's great, they have feature length original films, even classic stuff. The only thing better is Extacy, but I'm afraid that's illegal in your state."
and they go "Well go ahead and put TEN on then."
and I'm like "Excellent choice, sir."
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Karnaj who doth quote:
Wait, what's the difference between Extacy and TEN?
Extacy is most akin to the stuff that you'd find filed away in the "bizarre" section of a porn archive. Fisting, bukkake, bizarre toys, etc.
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Maradon! screamed this from the crapper:
Extacy is most akin to the stuff that you'd find filed away in the "bizarre" section of a porn archive. Fisting, bukkake, bizarre toys, etc.
Oh, REALLY? I figured TEN was like cable porn, where they edit out all they insertion and money shots, and Extacy was straight up regular porn, insertion and money shots and all.
Well, now I know!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
[ 09-05-2003: Message edited by: Zabe The Confused ]
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Karnaj who doth quote:
Oh, REALLY? I figured TEN was like cable porn, where they edit out all they insertion and money shots, and Extacy was straight up regular porn, insertion and money shots and all.Well, now I know!
Now, granted I haven't ever SEEN any of these channels, but that's how I understand them to be.
In training they told us about the "vase metaphor"
on the Playboy channel they put a vase in front of the naughtiest bits
on Ten they kinda move the vase out of the way
on Extacy, they're using the vase
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Maradon! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Now, granted I haven't ever SEEN any of these channels, but that's how I understand them to be.In training they told us about the "vase metaphor"
on the Playboy channel they put a vase in front of the naughtiest bits
on Ten they kinda move the vase out of the way
on Extacy, they're using the vase
Funniest thing I've seen all day.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
