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Topic: What is your weakness?
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 09-04-2003 12:57:22 PM
Like, if you have a vice, something you love so much (other than masturbation), something that could likely cause your death, if left to your own devices (not masturbation), and other people think is an unhealthy obsession.

What is it?

Mine, is the lethal combination of Chocolate Milk, and Ice Cream Sammiches.

Maradon!
posted 09-04-2003 01:01:29 PM
Impulse buying
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-04-2003 01:01:59 PM
quote:
Maradon! thought about the meaning of life:
Impulse buying

Yes!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-04-2003 01:03:51 PM
Mast... er, no clue.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 09-04-2003 01:06:49 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Maradon!!
Impulse buying
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

diadem
eet bugz
posted 09-04-2003 01:17:29 PM
(takes notes)
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 09-04-2003 01:27:47 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Maradon! wrote:
Impulse buying

Will be the death of me.

Oh! A new kirby game! /buys

Wait, this is the same thing I had on the NES 10 years ago!

Skaw
posted 09-04-2003 01:28:19 PM
Video Gaming. I've dodged CTS and vision impairment for a decade and a half
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-04-2003 01:28:55 PM
I lack HP and AC.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-04-2003 01:29:57 PM
Probably my games. I go hours and hours with my games, often skipping meals or putting off other important things (*COUGH*homework*COUGH*) to play and get one more level into it...
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-04-2003 01:36:29 PM
gaming and Reese's Peanutbutter Cups
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-04-2003 01:38:03 PM
Drinking gross amounts of soda in order to stay awake over long periods of time to play games. Think like a 3 liter a night gross.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-04-2003 01:38:40 PM
Sex and swords.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Paccione
Pancake
posted 09-04-2003 01:38:50 PM
Squaresoft / Square-Enix logo or Blizzard logo
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 09-04-2003 01:39:39 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Elvish Crack Piper:
Drinking gross amounts of soda in order to stay awake over long periods of time to play games. Think like a 3 liter a night gross.

I don't drink to stay away, I just kinda drink. For no real reason. It's like drinking 3 liters of fat juice each night.

Peter
Pancake
posted 09-04-2003 01:39:45 PM
Pyromania and HE.
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 09-04-2003 01:50:22 PM
Impulse buying, especially of computer games and electronic gadgets.
Sean
posted 09-04-2003 01:57:18 PM
Donuts.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-04-2003 01:58:32 PM
Yeah right, like I'm gonna tell you people.

*writes down all weakness of those who post before and after him*

[ 09-04-2003: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-04-2003 02:34:26 PM
Half a bottle of vodka and blonde Russian girl.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-04-2003 02:36:02 PM
[:: Does the Jedi hand thingy::

[ 09-04-2003: Message edited by: Callalron ]

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-04-2003 02:36:43 PM
::waves his hand all Jedi-like::

You know the drill.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-04-2003 02:40:51 PM
*wavers*

I know the drill...

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-04-2003 02:54:49 PM
Let's see...

Video games would do it. Not buying them, but playing them. Like some people have said of themselves, I can skip eating and sleep entirely while playing. That's why I limit my exposure to one new game at a time, and even then, I have to be careful not to get too involved for too long.

I do the same thing sometimes when involved in a project, so long as I have inspiration to keep going. Clarity of mind can be a wonderful thing, but it can kill a person if he's not careful.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 09-04-2003 03:30:55 PM
Water
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-04-2003 03:43:50 PM
A list of them all would surely be long enough to break the boards.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-04-2003 03:49:27 PM
quote:
Lazzay had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Water

*douses Lazzay with a bucket of water and sees what happens*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-04-2003 03:54:29 PM
Gay porn. Not to watch, mind you, but to plant in people's things. That'll get me killed one of these days.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 09-04-2003 03:56:28 PM
Reeses Pieces.

And computer games. ;_;

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-04-2003 06:32:30 PM
"Milk Bottles" candy.

Seriously. I could eat those until I explode, showering the room in a gooey mess.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-04-2003 06:38:14 PM
quote:
Lazzay had this to say about Robocop:
Water

You'd drown like a turkey!

Lashanna
noob
posted 09-04-2003 06:40:33 PM
Kryptonite.

Sleep is my weakness. It has claimed the lives of my MMORPG characters countless number of times.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-04-2003 06:45:19 PM
quote:
Alek Saege stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Sex and swords.

I think the point of the thread was to list things that AREN'T mere fantasies.


So open...

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-04-2003 06:53:18 PM
Massive, uncontrollable, life-crushing laziness.

And Leo.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Maradon!
posted 09-04-2003 07:42:09 PM
quote:
Nicoleing:
Massive, uncontrollable, life-crushing laziness.

That's one for me, too.

I also have a weakness for getting drunk...I feel like a super hero when I'm intoxicated

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 09-04-2003 08:21:59 PM
Procrastination and laziness in general.

You know why I'm inanimate on EC? It's a metaphor. Upo. =(




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 09-04-2003 10:40:19 PM
Absolutely nothing! Har har har!
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 09-04-2003 10:44:48 PM
Chocolate
guys playing the "cute" card
kitties
puppies
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 09-04-2003 10:44:50 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ruv was all like:
Absolutely nothing! Har har har!

What about swords?

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-04-2003 10:59:34 PM
Really stupid questions. They make me freeze up and sometimes I gape in horror and just gesture in response.

"I'M HUNGRY WHY DIDN'T YOU CUT THOSE CHEESE STICKS FOR ME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!?!"
... .. .... *waves arms at the oven*

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