edit: Random quotes (childish, yes.. but still funny none the less)...
examples..
<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!
<SMW> god damn.. I realy dont photograph well
<Peter> Actually, you photograph very well. Unfortunately, that's how you look in real life.
<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?
<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK
<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet
<goh2> my parents are budgeting me [ 08-29-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed
quote:
diadem wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK
Wow, that is... like the worst thing ever. I mean, there are a lot of bad things that could happen with an instant messenger... but that is like, the worst. Ever.
What in the hell would you DO after that? heh
Laughed the hardest at this one out of the top 50, heh.
<grier> you think you're so god damn floorless
<grier> so superior
<XfitzyX> do you mean flawless?
<girer> oh fucken leave me alone
* grier has quit IRC (Exit: i am so alone in this empty world)
You couldn't buy timing like that
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
LOL
best one ever
ive actually played that before o_O
<Person 1> So I was in the hallway right..
<Person 2> WRONG BITCH
<Person 2> I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE HERE WHEN I SAY I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR STORIES
<Person 2> JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
Person 2 has been kicked by Person 1
<Person 1> So I was in the hallway right...
<Person 3> Right.
<Person 4> Right.
<Person 5> Right.
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Cool Hand Luke said:
I'm too lazy to look up my favorite one, but here is a nearly word for word transcript without the names!<Person 1> So I was in the hallway right..
<Person 2> WRONG BITCH
<Person 2> I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE HERE WHEN I SAY I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR STORIES
<Person 2> JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
Person 2 has been kicked by Person 1
<Person 1> So I was in the hallway right...
<Person 3> Right.
<Person 4> Right.
<Person 5> Right.
Its like 3rd or 4th down on the TOP 50-100 best page.
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil [ 08-29-2003: Message edited by: Katrinity ]
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
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(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l? [ 08-29-2003: Message edited by: Xyrra ]
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure 
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both :-D
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops
traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....
Lazzay> I'm 14 ^_^
nem-x> Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt..
* Arttemis kills nem
Arttemis> I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch.
D> You can't even look at the menu.
Arttemis> Sure I can.
Arttemis> As long as no one sees me.
D> You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a cigarette.
D> Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school zone.
Arttemis> stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile.
* DocHopper is now known as DocRestarting
DocRestarting> brb
* DocRestarting has quit IRC (Quit: )
Sean> That was so pointless.
Just search for <D> and <Sean>, but they're not all mine, 
It's not something people hear about.
<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
